So yeah, here it is, an original production of Young Justice the Musical Comedy. Song lyrics are written by me, and I have a tune in my head for all of them, but I don't have a way to record them yet, so I recommend just making a tune in your head and sort of singing them out in your own way. It works out pretty well, and I've exaggerated some of the words that are meant to be drawn out. Enjoy!
The Boy Wonder tried to beat down the villain as fast as possible.
"Come on bats, today's the day!"
Wally West ran circles around the bank robber to get his nervous energy out.
"Uncle Barry, let's finish this, we don't want to be late!"
"Heh sorry about that, just excited is all," Roy explained nervously why he had just shot an arrow into Oliver Queen's car door lock to pop the passenger side door open.
"Let us go now, my King," Kaldur'ahm told Aquaman.
Finally all duos arrived at the Hall of Justice.
"Told you we'd be the last ones here," Wally complained, but he couldn't stay upset, this was the day he'd finally make a step towards becoming part of the team. The day he became an equal. People lined the outside space to view this momentous occasion.
"Look there, come hither," a person called out.
"It's Flash Boy!"
"It's really them," a girl said to her friend.
"We have to rejoice to-daaaa-ay!" A small group sang out.
"Look there, don't dither."
"You can't make us look awaaaaay," the chorus sang.
"I can't believe I'm fin-all-y heeeeere! Side by side with my fri-eeeeends! So hard I have tried for yeeeeears! And now we're here for today!" Roy sang.
"They're here for today!" The crowd echoed.
"To protect from Gotham to the baaaay!" The Boy Wonder shouted.
"Hooraaaaaay! Hooooraaaaa-aaaay!" The crowd sang/cheered on a high note.
"Shut up," Batman said darkly ending the song on the home notes.
The superheroes led their sidekicks to the library. The adolescent heroes were obviously disappointed.
"It doesn't even matter what side of the glass we're on," Aqualad noted.
"Hey it's a first step," Green Arrow reasoned.
"You don't trust us," Robin noted. Batman glared.
"Not cool," Wally said.
"Look guys, we know it's not ideal but at least-"
"Enough!" Roy said powerfully.
"Every single day..." Roy sang quietly.
"Every single da-aaay," He sang more loudly.
"I've breathed arrows in the air."
"Speedy, we're just-"
"And it seems my efforts, you don't care...
I've found villain and bad guy a plenty, I've hit targets each hour..many.
And now I find, I've been bliiiiiind!"
"Roy," Green Arrow hissed.
"I've been li-mited... I've been li-ma-teeeed." The music picked up. Roy jumped up on the chair.
"Now it's time... to...be...FREEEEE!
To just be meeeeee!
If you want to try to limit me,
Try hard as you may, but today I'm freeee! I'm freeeeeeee!" Roy tipped over the chair and jumped onto a nearby shelf. He evaded Green Arrows attempt to catch him.
"If you want, me so badly!
You shouldn't have treated me so sadly.
I can fly high on my ownaccord,
I've got more time than a man could afford.
And I can dance on the city skyline,
Just my name and personal byline.
I'm not longer a kid anymore,
Get ready to hear, me, roooooooaaaaar! Yeah!" Roy punched the air.
"Roy get down from there!"
"Hear me roooooaar!
It's just meeee.
I'm so freee.
I'm just meeee.
I have found, the, keeeeeey!
I've finally escaped my destiny,
I'm done with this superhero beurocracy!
I don't need to be a superma-aan,
I'm just a guy who's kicked the ca-an!
And I don't need some fancy name,
I don't have to play your silly hero ga-ames.
I just need, meeeeee!
It's just meeee.
I'm so freeee.
Escaped my des-tin-nyyy.
I'm so freeeeee.
It's just meeeee.
And I have finally, found, the, keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!"
The other sidekicks whooped and cheered. The heroes hung their heads in their hands annoyed.
"You guys, coming with me?" Roy asked the others. They all gulped, but shook their heads no.
"Good luck, friend. We believe in you," Kaldur said. Roy nodded, waved, and left the building.
"Wait, Speedy, come back! We had a good thing going!" Green Arrow ran after his sidekick.
"You all suck," Batman said darkly.