IF I HAVE TO PUT THIS, YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS. I OWN NOTHING! THE CARACTERS BELONG TO J.K. ROWLING AND THE SONG IS BY TALOR SWIFT!
"OH MY GOD!" my cousin, Lily screeched,"that fucking arsehole!"
"I know he is,Lil, but i have the perfect plan to get back at him!" I whispered my plan in her ear.
"how Slytherin of you! I like it! But Rose, who will play the music?"
"I sing, Al is on Drums, You get banjo and James plays Guitar and sings backup."
"I'm in!" she said.
"Us to!" the boys said, comeing out From underneath Uncle Harry's invisability cloak.
"I'm not gonna bother asking." lily said, looking at her brothers.
"So what happened?" Albus asked.
"Scorpious cheated on Rose and broke up with her when she caught him." Lils said, suprisingly calm.
"WHAT!" James Screeched while Albus stood their shocked.
"Yeah, but i have the perfect plan." i whispered it to them.
"How are you in Hufflepuff?" James asked.
"Are you in or Not?" i asked.
"We're in!" they said.
6 WEEKS LATER AT THE TALENT SHOW!
"And for our final act," Marcus Jordan said to the crowd,"Ebony Lions!"
We walked onro the stage.
"This goes out to the biggest cheating arsehole i've ever met!" i said into the mike, looking at Scorpious. The music started.
State the obvious,
I didn't get my perfect fantasy
I realized you love yourself
More that you could ever love me
So go and tell your friends
That I'm obsessive and crazy,
That's fine
I'll tell mine
You're gay,
And by the way,
I hate that stupid old rotting broom,
You never let me fly
You're a pureblood, heartbreak
Who's really bad at lieing
So watch me light a wand
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned,
You're just another picture to burn.
There's no time for tears
I'm just sitting here planning my revenge
There's nothing stopping me
From going out with all of your best friends
And if you come around saying' sorry to me
My daddy's going to show you how sorry you'll be
'Cause I hate that stupid old rotting broom,
You never let me fly
You're a pureblood, heartbreak
Who's really bad at lieing
So watch me light a wand
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned,
You're just another picture to burn.
And if you're missing me
You better keep it to yourself
'Cause coming back around here
Would be bad for your health
'Cause I hate that stupid old rotting broom,
You never let me fly
You're a pureblood, heartbreak
Who's really bad at lieing
So watch me light a wand
On all my wasted time
In case you haven't heard,
I really, really hate that stupid old rotting broom,
You never let me fly
You're a pureblood, heartbreak
Who's really bad at lieing
So watch me light a wand
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned,
You're just another picture to burn.
Burn, burn, burn, baby burn.
Just another picture to burn
Baby burn
When the song ended, everyone wascheering, compleatly shocked. I guessed they learned a lesson today, Don't underesimate a 'Puff.