Call to Adventure 1.1
There was surprisingly little blood aboveground given the general state of destruction, limbs hanging at… Hanging at artistic angles. Hm. That's a tip-off, isn't it? Obviously Bonesaw Bonesawing it up, given that adjective.
Hi, I'm the guy who'd call himself "Self-Insert Man" if that didn't sound so you know what. I suppose the name'll have to wait because I just don't have a good one yet. Maybe my username? Maybe something-Pool? I like swimming, but have almost no knowledge of Deadpool beside the movie, so I dunno. Anyway, what we've just stepped into is a rather gruesome scene of carnage wrought by none other than the Slaughterhouse Nine! Oh, yes.
WHAT!? You say you would rather I spent four chapters on Taylor triggering in her locker? Okay.
Call to Adventure 1.2
Gross
Call to Adventure 1.3
Still gross
Call to Adventure 1.4
Ew ew ew
Call to Adventure 1.5
Fuck bullies