Author: Yosh! We're gonna do a KamuKagu fanfic! Let's sta-
Gin: OII! Why KamuKagu? They're siblings, right? Just make a Ketsuno Ana x Gintoki fanfic, baka author-san. Please, I'll give you 300 yen.
Author: Did you just call me baka? Oi, did he just call me baka? Anyway, of course I know they're siblings. And no, I'd rather make a GinKagu fanfic instead.
Gin: Oii! This author is sick! Minna-san, leave already this fanfic before you regret it. Remember what P****** D. A** said of O** P****? "Live life with no regrets" Trust Gin-san and it will be okay.
Author: Don't listen to this perm-haired guy.
Gin: What's wrong with my perm hair? You're just jealous!
Author: Ma, whatever. This conversation is already going out of nowhere. Just do the disclaimer already, danna.
Gin: I refuse!
Author: Eh?
Gin: Do a Ketsuno Ana x Gintoki fanfic and you will have all my support.
Author: Ketsuno Ana... You mean asshole? Ketsuno Ana means asshole, right? You want to be paired with an asshole? I didn't know that you have fetishes like that, danna.
Gin: Shuttup! Don't ever call Ketsuno Ana an asshole, bastard!
Author: I'm just stating the fact that Ketsuno Ana means asshole.
Gin: Oi Kagura, put some sense in this stupid author's brain. You don't want to be paired with your stupid brother, right?
Kagura: Of course! Why the hell would you pair me with that stupid brother of mine in the first place? It's disgusting. Just thinking about it makes me wa- *pukes* (BG song: shabidubap)
Gin: Oi! You're the one who's disgusting!
Author: Please do this, Kagura-san! I'll give you a 1year supply of sukonbu.
Kagura: Really! Okay, I'll do it!
Gin: Oi kagura! Don't accept bribe especially from this author. She's definitely up to no good. Look at the rating! It's rated M, RATED M! This author is up to something dirty. Dirty as sho-chan's crotch.
Author: Stop making false accusations! It's rated M because of Kagura's dirty mouth. Dirty as Matako's panties!
Matako: Shinsuke-sama! It's not true. I change them everyday!
Kagura: What the hell was that?
Author: Please, Kagura-san! I will definitely give you a 1year supply of sukonbu! So please, I need your cooperation.
Kagura: No problem -roger!
Author: And you danna. I'll treat you a parfait and give you screentime, okay? So do the disclaimer already.
Gin: Heh. You should have said that earlier. You know I can't decline a person's request. I'll help you in anything you need!
Author: Said the guy who just said not to be bribed by anyone especially me.
Gin: Huh?! Did you just say something?!
Author: Nothing *smiles*
Gin: You know, Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return.
(Note: Famous line from Full Metal Alchemist)
Kagura: Ah, that's from Full Meat Biologist, right? That show is definitely a masterpiece!
Gin: Sou, sou *nods* That show is really a masterpiece unlike Gintama that has no goal or sense. Aaaaa, now I want to meet the Full Meat Biologist, Edward Cullen.
Kagura: It's not Edward Cullen, gin-chan. It's Edward Shakespeare.
Author: Who the hell is that?! Uhm, ano. Are we continuing this or not?
Kagura: Ah, you're still there? I thought you would already leave. *picks her nose*
Author: Man, you guys are hopeless. *sighs*
Gin: But not as helpless like you *picks his nose*
Author: What did you say?! Mou, just do the disclaimer already, danna.
Gin: Hai. The stupid author does not own anything aside her stupid idea from her stupid brain.
Author: This omake is more likely just an intro. The real chapter one will begin in the next chapter. So please, bear with me for awhile. Like I said earlier, this is a KamuKagu fanfic. Don't tell me you didn't get warned. I know it's kinda gross but it's also cute in it's own way. Right, Shinpachi-kun?
Glasses: ...
Author: See, even Pattsuan agrees. See you in the next chapter.
Gin: Please don't comeback.
Author: Reviews are greatly appreciated. Mockery is also greatly appreciated. This is my first fanfic so please I'm still not that experienced and also, English is not my native language so grammatical errors are common. Bye guys.