The Female Titan blinked down at the busy couple at her feet. She shifted uncomfortably, wondering if she should just step on them or not.

Connie let out a deep moan when Levi found his sweet spot. He sucked on the tanned skin, eliciting yet another moan from the teenager. "Oh, Captain..." Connie yelled out.

With a great scream, the Female Titan was killed, and she fell to the ground. Right on top of Levi and Connie.

Jean whooped in happiness as he swung down to stand on Annie's back. "Finally killed ya, eh?" he said, laughing.

"DAMN LEVI!" Olivia screamed, running out to the fucked up scene. "Are you okay?" With some help from Jean, Levi was able to safely crawl out from under the Titan.

"I'm sorry about that- AUGH!" Olivia collapsed and clutched at her stomach. She had been kicked by Levi's godly legs.

"I'm not a pedophile. Hear me?" he asked, pulling her up by her hair. She nodded, whimpering, while Jean chased after Mikasa and her fucking beautiful hair.

"I WILL FOREVER LOVE YOU, CAPTAIN!" Olivia screamed. Levi nodded and shoved her face into the dirt.


A/N: IT WAS 2 IN THE MORNING I WAS TRYING TO MAKE ALEX LAUGH JUST ARGH I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY BETTER THAN YOU DO IT'S KINDA SHIT AND STUFF AND YEAH