All Hail Our Savior the LOG!
I must prove to Aorta that the Log is all Powerful…
"''he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9"
The Konoha Jounin ran, dodging jutsu, shuriken, and kunai alike.
"Where are you going, Yellow Flash?" The Iwa nin taunted. "Sinkhole no jutsu!"
"Shit!" Minato Namikazi said as he fell, instinctively he called. "Kawarimi!"
Both of the ninja were shocked as the Jutsu, that had become almost has hated as the Hiraishin No Jutsu, worked.
"It worked." The future Hokage whispered. "Thank you, Holy Log."
Minato continued run hoping to get to cover before the Iwa nin recovered.
'I will repay you, Log.' He thought. 'I will protect the forests and its people.'
A scream of rage made him run faster. "DAMN YOU NAMIKAZI! DAMN YOU AND YOU DAMNED LOG!"
Minato Namikazi halted at the attack on the name of the Log. "I cannot condone those words. You will pay."
The Iwa nin was surprised at the anger the Yellow Flash showed at those words, and remembered his opponent's reputation.
"You have insulted the closest thing we have to a god." He continued. "You will not live to see another day." The blonde seemed to disappear.
"I thought he had used all of them." The Iwa nin said.
"I don't need the Hiraishin to be fast." A voice said behind him. "With your provisions and clothes I should be able to get home."
The Iwa nin's eyes widened as he saw what few others had seen, a truly angry Minato Namikazi.
After 10 minutes of off screen ownage, the Yellow Flash was sealing the body in a scroll. "Forgive for taking your clothes."
1 week later.
"Sensei!" Kakashi said knocking over a tired Minato.
"Kashi-kun?" he said.
"Yes?" the child replied.
"Could you help me get home?" Minato said as he decided that being unable to raise his head to be a very bad thing. "Or to a hospital? Scratch going home. I need true medical care."
"Hai!" Kakashi was frightened that his Sensei, who had taken many major injures with no real bother before, had asked to be taken to a hospital.
"Dehydration, Chakra and normal exhaustion." Minato said in an attempt to calm his last student. "I ran a very long way without pause."
"But," Kakashi said.
"Hospital, ASAP." Minato said before surrendering to the darkness that had been demanding his attention for the last two days.
"!" Kakashi picked up the older nin and ran as fast as he could to the closest field hospital.
Kakashi was at first not allowed into the hospital due to the fact that it looked like he had a dying Iwa nin on his shoulder.
"But I swear, it's Minato-sensei!" He said.
"Shit! It is. In, in!" The Medic nin said. "NOW!"
OW!"Medic nin said. "ke he had a dying Iwa nin on his shoulder.
manding his attention for the last two days.
"I'm in, I'm in!" Kakashi said entering and setting Minato down carefully. "He said that it was dehydration and Charkra Exhaustion and normal exhaustion. I didn't ask why he's in Iwa nin clothes!"
"Back!" She said. Kakashi obeyed.
5 hours later
"He'll be fine, but he will be banned from missions for 2 weeks." The Medic said. "Why do the strong have to be such morons!"
1 week later.
"I am going to go INSANE without something to do." Minato said banging his head against the desk. 'I hate desk duty. He's doing to this to torment me, I know it!'
"It's only a week more Minato-kun." The Sandaime Hokage said.
"What can I do that's not paperwork?" Minato glared at his ultimate boss.
"You can babysit for the Uchiha." He said trying to not laugh at the look of horror on the blondes face.
"Not Itachi." Minato said. "You don't know what tha-that creature can do!"
"My son is not a creature, Minato Namikazi." Fugaku Uchiha said. "Just because you had trouble with him do-"
"So has Kushina, Jiraiya, Kakashi, most of the ANBU have had trouble with him!" Minato said. "I swear that boy will end up a mass murder before he hits 15!"
"Hn." Fugaku showed his fluency in Uchiha-ese.
That's it for now. This will be more of a series of oneshots… Why Minato was so far behind enemy lines I don't know.