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Title: Won't The Real King Of Games Please Stand Up?

Author: Demented Marik

Beta: Aishi-Cc

Warnings: humor, general, yaoi content, swearing

Pairing:

Rated: R

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Well YuGiOh is not mine. Everyone should know that by now. This is a spoof off of "The Real Slim Shady," by Eminem. It's been changed around and I hope you enjoy this small piece of my insanity.

R&R please?

Ya'll act like you never seen a Ceo before

Jaws all on the floor like Yami and Anzu just bust in the door

And he started whoopin' her ass just like before they first got divorced,

Throwin her over furniture

It's the return of the-

Aw, wait, no wait, you're kidding, she just didn't say what I think she meant, did she?

And Yuugi said-

Nothing you idoit's! Yuugi's dead

I killed him in my basement

Shanky bitches love Ceo's

tick-tick-tick

"Seto Kaiba, I'm in love with him, look at him!"

Yeah sneakin' around, grabbin his you-know-what

Tryin' to shoot at you.

"Yeah but he's so cute, though!"

Yeah, he's probably got a couple o' screws up in his head loose

But no worse than what goes on when Jounouchi's in his bedroom

Some-times they, probably wanna get on TV, and just let loose

His bum is on his dick, his bum is on his dick

And Jou's lucky 'cause that thing isn't a little prick

And that's the message what we deliver to little kids and expect 'em not to know what the hell

yaoi is

Of course they're gonna know what shounen ai is

By the age they're gettin' high ne?

They got their own internet access, don't they

I don't mind homosexuals,

Hey I can be flexible

(And so are they, I've seen 'em fuck each other's assholes)

But if we can hump dead spirits and Pharaoh's

Than there's no reason that Otogi and Honda can't elope

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote:

Seto kill those skanky hoes

Sing the chorus, and it goes

Kaiba is crazy and acts kinda shady,

And other little freaks are just emulating

So won't the real King of Games please stand up?

Please stand up, please stand up

Edited episodes don't gotta cuss to get viewers

Well, video's are cool, so fuck tv and fuck you too

You think I give a damn about your granny?

Most old people can't even stomach anime, let alone stand it

"But Kaiba when your in Duelist Kingdom, I've never heard you swear."

"What the hell are you talking about? How the hell did you get in here? What time is it here?

Where's Jounouchi's rear? (bullshit)

Ishizu Ishtar better not be near,

So I can fuck Jou's asshole and get out my burst

Before Isis argues that she wanted to give me head first

Little bitch, what makes you think you can get some action from me?

Yeah, you're hot, but you're a spineless cunt, ya see?

I should go down on Jou right in front of you and show the whole world what we duelist's really do

I'm sick of this little girl and boy stuff

Isihzu, Jounouchi's who I fuck,

So get the hell offa me and just give it up

And there's a million of us just like me, who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me

Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me

It just might be the next best thing but not quite me-

Kaiba is crazy and acts kinda shady

Any other little freaks are just emulating

So won't the real King of Games please stand up?

He's like a head trip to listen to, 'cause he only gonna do

The things you wanna do to that guy who sits in front of you

The only difference is he's got the ball's to kick ass

In front of your whole class and throw him over the desk and through the door glass

He'd just raise up his hand and shoot him

Or pull down his pants and screw him

But he'll still do him

Better than 90 of you fuckers out there

And you wonder how can Jounouchi take it up the rear from him here

It's funny, 'cause at the rate he's goin' when he's fifty,

He'll be the only person in the nursing home who's threatening

Grabbin' nurses hair, and through their prayers sayin'

"Where the hell is my puppy, 'cause I'm still waiting."

And every single person is a Seto Kaiba lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger World poisoning your onion rings

Pull in the parking lot, screamin'

"I don't give a fuck!" With his hands down and his hard on up

So will the real King of Games please stand up and put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be outta ya mind, and outta control, now one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Kaiba is crazy and acts kinda shady

Any other little freaks are just emulating

So won't the real King of Games please stand up?

Please, stand up, please stand up?

Well that's it. Scary eh? I didn't mean to offend anyone with the harsh language however you know that Eminem is a harsh person. Anyone I hope this was enjoyable to you and please leave a comment. Good/bad or a simple grunt!