A/N: My first fic with help from Psycho Dragon Lover. Wish me luck!

Disclaimer:I do not own Harry Potter and associated. Anything original is MINE!

Two girls sat in front of a computer, fighting over the computer chair.

"Come on Kayt! I want the chair!" Said Marsa.

"No way Marsa! I built the friggin thing!" Said Kayt

'"Sure. Don't swear at me!" Marsa slapped Kayt over her head injuring more herself than Kayt.

Kayt hardly noticed. She just smirked her evil grin and said: "Whatsa madder Marsy? Did you huyt you wittle hand?" She said in an EVIL baby voice

"No I didn't! You are so.... so...... so......,well, no words to describe. Just well, EVIL!"

"Oh. Well thats not news. I thought you were actually going to tell me something important." replied Kayt. "Lets just share the chair."

Marsa nodded and replied with an all smiley grin on her face and said: "After all, there is that quote: Ahem... Sharing is Caring."

Kayt just looked at her quizzically. And started typing up the fanfic that they were writing about Ron. Right at that moment, Ron was sharing a butterbeer with Harry and 'mione' .

Suddenly Kayt looked around to see if Marsa was watching her and started typing in a strange code in a different window.

The computer screen started glowing bright Barbie pink, and Ron was suddenly thrown through the screen of the computer. Nearly giving Marsa a heart attack.

"YES! IT WORKED!" Yelled Kayt. "I mean, Oh dear me, dear me. Is he real?" Kayt walks up and starts poking him to mke sure he is real.

"Ahhhh! He is really UGLY!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled Marsa also while running to her nightstand and started chucking the lamp at him. "Cursed Foe! Cursed Face!!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!"

"Lets take him to the mall." Said Kayt.

"Yeah!" Marsa yelled! "We will take him to V.S.!!!!!!!! He will learn lots."

"NNNNOOOOOO!" Kayt screamed. "That place is be-damned!"

"Sheesh Kayt."

"Did you see that sign? It said THINK PINK! Pink is the color of EVIL!!!!!! And not the fun kind."

"But that place is just filled with fluffy pink thongs and padded bras, and Falsies."

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Said Kayt. Meanwhile, Ron had just watched all this with fascination. Just looking over the muggle girs in amazement. That V.S. Place didn't sound too bad.

"Tell you what,"Kayt said. "I wil sneak into EB. Without you noticing while YOU take Ron to V.S. Hey Ron!Do yo know what place we are talking about?"

"Yeah. The fluffy thong place. WAIT A MINUTE! How do you know my name?"

The two girls chorused, "We know everything!"

"AAAAHHHHHH!" yelled Ron.

Setting: Outside Victoria's Secret. Kayt is shielding her eyes from the pink while Marsa makes Ron look at something.

"Can I now go? This place is giving me an eye twitch."

"Fine,Kytherine," Meanwhile Ron had sneaked off. He came back with a piece of clothing. Kayt stared and started laughing as Ron held it up to himself. Suddenely,

"AAAAHHHHHHH! Ron! What the hell do you think you are holding?"

A/N: what his Ron holding? The world may never know. Unless you review. And I KNOW it's short, but it's the first chapter, so SHUT UP!! Sorry. That was Psycho Dragon Lover talking. Just R&R. Bye.