Cobra- La Navy
G. I . Joe and Pirates of the Caribbean Cross over fan fiction
The whole cavern where had once shielded and hid the ancient civilization of Cobra- La was collapsing. The B.E.T had destroyed itself and the whole surrounding area. The Joes are running for their lives. The Cobra- La citizens so dulled from years of following Golobulus do not know what to do. Their own buildings fall on top of them. Their screams are silenced by the crashing boulders landing on them. None will escape their homes destruction but their king who had abandoned them. Where did he go off to? Did he leave the planet? How? He couldn't breathe in outer space? Why leave his people to die? Did he know ? Did he care? Was he even aware that his plan had failed? He was so arrogant, and self-assured that his plan would worked. The Wall of Remembrance told how Cobra was originally formed and why the commander had been chosen to lead his armies to victory.. but all his vipers were hated humans. Those ignorant barbarians..Those creatures were a mockery to our way of life. He was always saying to me when I, Davey Jones, was a Cobra La naval officer.
It was Golobulus who had made mockery of us for the last time. If he was so keen for success and victory, he would have used the mind manipulation to help the commander to succeed and allow him to build bio-organic weapons, not the mechanical technology that the humans used. Yet for his plan to end the human race was to steal the humans' weapon for the spores' pods to ripen while they were in space.
How did Cobra Commander disfigured himself when the spores pods could only ripen in space? Why did that fool Golobulus even select a nobleman over me? All because he was a nobleman along with the fact he was a brilliant scientist didn't make him better than me. What do scientists know of war or of military strategies. He was bound to fail. Yet I, the greatest Cobra La Navy officer to set sail was expelled from Cobra-La, all because I fell in love with a human goddess, Calypso. I could never love her or be with her. I was cursed by Golobulus to sail the seas never to return to Cobra-La. He will pay for outcasting me, rejecting my bride to be, destroying all my hope for happiness, and banishing all his Navy officers for refusing to accept his decision that an army could conquer the human civilization alone .
A loud cackle roused from the large octopus man with a black captain's pirate hat gurgling air from his gills while moving his flowing tendril beard . "The Fool!"
I would have worked with his choice, but no. The fool didn't think navy was needed to conquer. All the great human civilizations knew that without a navy, there isn't much success militarily. Besides, the first terrorists were from the seas, they were buccaneers. At one time in human history, all seafaring nations had them. If Global pus was so keen on making a replacement of this commander, then he should have considered that. Not all the world greatest military leaders and conquerors were leaders' armies. He chose Eric the Red, the Viking. He must have felt some regret from his lack of naval vision. He was not interested in success but his own arrogance pride. He is so blinded by it that he ignores wisdom, common sense, and ignores the impossible chance. I will revenge myself on him. Revenge is all I want on Golobulus. I want revenge on Cobra -La for rejecting their navy for a human army and a human air force.
He tells his crew, "Though the human recruits for the Cobra- La navy or shall I say mine, are always welcomed on abroad. They become part of the ship. Thanks to the Commander's spores. Now that he had turn into a snake he won't be able to interfere with my revenge plans nor will Serpentor as far G. I. Joe, they are of little importance to me. Without their aircraft carriers, the General Austin, they have no means to go after me even if I desire to engage them. I have no reason to go after them or any Cobra members unless for new recruits. If it means so, I can pay back, Golobulus then it will be, but for now, it is not. The only things I need to know now is where is he now, how to find him, and how to set a trap for him. The last person to see him, to talk to him, might know here he is. Maybe I should see if there are still any Cobra- La survivors though I doubt it or Cobra ones. Cobra Commander still is a snake. He couldn't tell me anything even if he wanted to. Golobulus is mine alone. Where could I find him and if I did, how will I get my revenge on him? He couldn't have just vanish into thin air. He could not have taken off into space while leaving his people to die after their civilizations had collapsed. He needed a huge spaceship to carry them safety to space. If he went alone to space, if we of Cobra- La were originally aliens being from other planet, we would need to conquer the planet with human help like Cobra. I'll give him a reason to return. HA HAHA! The fool will regret it. He will walk right into my trap. How will I trap him? "Hmmmm! He has no idea that his ultimate plans to destroy human civilization failed as miserably as his Serpentor and Cobra Commander. G. I. Joe has won, Cobra has been defeated, the commander is still a snake, and Cobra La has been wiped out. He was eager to wipe out Cobra -La enemies that he wipe out his closest allies, Pythona and Nemesis Enforcer. They were his only hope to protect him fro me, but now I, Davey Jones will be victorious! Long life the real hero and Cobra -La survivor.
Luring Global pus to his doom is simple enough. He first heard of his failure, see it for himself while I am rubbing it in and find a way to spring my trap. How it reach him?
Davey Jones slowly moves towards his map table to see oceanography maps. "Could he have been hiding down here? No, he left from space, but where? To watch from a distance from a planet or distance moon. Could he watch on a mountain in Himalayas to see his success? Maybe Everest?" Davey Jones scratched his evil head. "He couldn't see his defeat there or from space. " Still moving about his quarters, he spies something on his cabinet shelves. A large unusual object to find on a sailing vessel. It looks like a cross between a transmitter and a large alien T.V. projector. On its sides are funny alien inscriptions that resembles runes. Its small buttons are rounded levers. " I bet he will surprised when he receives a message from Cobra- La asking for help." I could get video recording of how the humans are still thriving on the planet, and increasing in numbers as well as in technology urging his quick return.
How his precious Serpentor had become a dictator by killing innocent Cobra -La citizens. I must show him made up proof of it along with a surviving Cobra - LA member beside myself. Now what shall I do to avenge myself and the Cobra - La navy? This is a personal vendetta. I will challenge him to a duel to the death. An evil sneer appears on Davey Jones's face. "But where to fight him?" "Can't fight him where Cobra- LA stood? " Or, perhaps outside of where once stood Cobra -LA" Human technology might come in handy. He gazes at the spying glass and a strange human-made object; a triangular shaped glass hologram mirror with a snake-like humanoid on it.
Mean time, at the notorious Port Royale, haven to pirates and such, inside a popular bar sat a muscular bald black marine with mustache drinking and talking ghetto jive to the bartender who was also black. The bartender had dreadlocks and dark bushy beard. Next to him sat an elderly bearded sailor, Gibbs, and a strange black braided dreadlocked fully bearded pirate with a red bandana under his captain's hat smiling while showing his bright gold tooth to an equally strange blue hooded man with red cobra on his forehead. The odd hissing hooded man was wearing some old spare clothes, drinking and muttering to himself as well as to the others.
"I was once a man..! a man !"
"I hear you. I was once a man,too" Gibbs comments.
Jack Sparrow puts his index finger to his mouth as he gently replies to Cobra Commander. "Someone should lay off the rum, Savey!"
To be continued. Part one.