The Boredom of Yoto Yokodera
By Mr Ugg
Authors Note: This is a Fanfiction of the anime: Hentai Ouji Warawanai Neko, otherwise called 'Henneko'. I tried to make this story as simple as I could so those who haven't watched the anime or read the light novels before can understand the story. However, this did mean I had to take out any plot regarding those affected by a cat god that grants wishes but never mind about that, that's material from the primary source.
Chapter 1: Late for school. Late for life!
1912
The twenty-eight Satanists all stood around the alter; their sacrifice, a beautiful girl, now stripped of her faith, and clothing, was about to die. However, P.U.D.A. agents Yui Miyafuji and Nina Holland were about to crash their little tea party.
But that's another story.
Modern Day: 6:45 am
"SLAY IT!"
Cryptex's "Slay It" screamed out from my Ipod alarm clock, "BUR BUR BUR BUR BUR BUM BUM BUM!"
I, Yoto Yokodera, imploded into my sheets, forming into an intergalactic human-on-woollen-sheets hybrid abomination and then simultaneously splitting in twine. I exploded out of bed and falcon punched the Ipod Alarm clock and killed three vampires before touching the sacred carpet.
I oversaw the Japanese earth hour; I only had 15 minutes before the morning track meet started.
Oh. My. God.
I opened my curtains; the sun spoke out to me, "A big ole Sunshiny hello to you, young Yoto"
"Fuck you sun!" and I howled before successfully barrel rolling into the shower, my clothes ripping apart before I hit the ground.
Two scoops of raisins? Bitch, I don't even like raisins.
And then it hit me, you can't spell 'Raisin' without 'sin'.
El Gaspo!
:O
I couldn't wait to eat my favorite Oriemo promoted cereal, 'Kirino's Bitch Flakes'. Yum! Tastes like haughty cockiness!