To: Snuffles
From: Your Godson
Subject: scar
Padfoot! My scar is hurting...Hermione made me mmail you to tell you. What could this mean?
-Harry

To: Boy-Who-Freaked-Out
From: Serious Sirius
subject: Re: scar
Harry,
it sucks that your scar hurts, but this isn't new. I'm glad you told me, but you need to calm down.
-Sirius

To: Moony
From: Padfoot
subject: Harry
Moony,
Harry just sent me an mmail freaking out about his scar. I think it's partially Hermione's fault, she apparently told him to mmail me about it. Could you talk to her? She never listens to me. Thanks.
-Serious Sirius

To: S2
From: He who howls at the moon
subject: Re: Harry
Padfoot,
Why should he be freaking out? Did you ask him if it hurt more than normal? Or if he had another vision? Maybe it's more serious than usual. I'll send Hermione and mmail and remind her to calm down. But you should talk to Harry and see what about his scar hurting has got him so freaked out.
-Moony

To: Baby Prongs
From: Mssr. Padfoot
subject: scar again
Harry,
Why did Hermione freak out? Did you have another vision?
-A more concerned and sympathetic godfather

To: The witch who found me out
From: Professor L.
subject: Harry
Hermione,
I know you're bright, so take this advice. Don't get Harry all worked up over his scar unless it is REALLY serious. Sirius is running out of advice to give him (don't tell Harry that) and keeps asking me and now I'm starting to run out of advice. Harry needs support, not freaking out, ok?
-Professor Lupin

To: Albus Dumbledore
CC: Members of the Order
From: Black Dog
subject: The Boy-Whose-Head-Hurt
Just thought you should know, Harry sent me an mmail about his scar hurting again at the advice of Hermione Granger. You asked to keep you posted, so there it is. Don't know yet why it's so serious, waiting to hear back from Harry.
-BD

To: Father
From: Slytherin Son
subject: scarhead
Dear Father,
I am writing to inform you that I have just recently learned that Harry Potter still has visions of the Dark Lord's plans. The scar on his head acts as a beacon, and although it causes him great pain, he is able to not only read the Dark Lord's moods, but can now see into his thoughts and those of the followers.
Your Faithful Son

To: Dragon
From: Light of Evil
subject: Re: scarhead
Dear Draco,
Thank you for this information. I do not know if the Dark Lord was aware of Potter's traverse into the mind of his followers. Your information may be rewarded.
Lucius Malfoy

To: Moony
From: Padfoot
subject: Where's Harry?
I've sent Harry two mmails, and no response. Where is he that he'd be ignoring them after he sent one to me? Any response from Hermione yet?
-A very serious Sirius.
P.S.- What was the S2 for? What does that mean?

To: The Dark Lord
From: Your Right Hand Man
subject: The Boy-Who-You-Want-Dead
Dark Lord,
My son Draco has just informed me that Harry Potter can now not only see into your mind, but through that annoying little scar of his, see into the minds of your followers. Not me of course...however, I felt this information was pertinent.
-Lucius Malfoy

To: Professor Lupin
From: Hermione Granger
subject: Re: Harry
Professor,
I haven't seen Harry at all today, I didn't even know his scar was hurting. And I don't get him freaked out...but now I'm a little worried. I don't know where he is. I'll ask Ron though and let you know if I find him.
-Hermione

To: Albus Dumbledore
CC: Padfoot
CC: Members of the Order
From: Remus
subject: The-Boy-Who-Seems-To-Have-Vanished
To all:
I'm a bit concerned. Miss Granger does not know where Harry is. She also informed me that she hasn't seen him all day, was unaware of his scar hurting and has not recently advised him to write to Sirius about it. This is very fishy.
-Lupin
P.S.- Sirius, S2 means SS, Serious Sirius, as you called yourself. It is a muggle mathmatical expression.

To: My Right Hand
From: DL
subject: The-Boy-Who-I-Want-Dead(-Now!)
Lucius,
Thank you for your information. Young Draco shall be rewarded.
DL

To: Death Eaters
From: DL
subject: I'm warning you
The little brat can now see inside your minds, if any of you tells him anything, you'll be a.k.'ed before you can say Dark Lord.
DL

To: Weasley #6
From: Book girl
subject: Where's Harry?
Ron! Do you know where Harry is? Something weird is going on and no one can find him!
-H

To: Hermione
From: I have a name you know!
subject: Where's Harry?
I haven't seen him. I'll go check the usual locals though. But he might have left school...we'd never even know.
-Ron

To: Prof. L
From: Worried girl
subject: We don't know!
We don't know where he is! Ron said he'd look for him, I'm going to try to!
-H

To: Worried Girl
From: Professor Lupin
subject: Re: We don't know!
Okay, calm down...let me know if you guys find him.
-Lupin

To: Albus Dumbledore
CC: Remus Lupin
From: Sirius Black
subject: Hogwarts
I'm coming up there. Now.
-S

To: Sirius Black
From: AD
subject: Re: Hogwarts
I need you to stay at headquarters and wait for information to arrive there, Sirius. I know you are concerned, but please remain where you are.
-Albus

To: Sirius Black
From: Remus Lupin
subject: Re: Hogwarts
Sirius,
Stay in London. I will go.
-Remus

To: Albus Dumbledore
CC: Remus Lupin
From: Sirius Black
subject: &$#)
You can both go to hell if you think I'm staying behind. Besides, didn't you learn anything from last year?
-SB

To: Hermione
From: Ron
subject: Harry
He's on the Quidditch Pitch...I'll go and get him, we'll meet you in the common room.
-Ron

To: The-Boy-Who-Found-The-Boy-Who-Lived
From: The-Girl-Who-Could-Kiss-The-Boy-Who-Found-The-Boy-Who-Lived
subject: Re: Harry
Thank you Ron!
-H

To: Hermione
From: Ron
subject: holy shit
H,
Chill out..not that I'm not pleased, but those to and froms were WAY too long.
R.

To: Mr. Black
From: I am not "baby" Prongs!
subject: Re: scar again
Sirius,
Why did you send me those last two mmails? My scar hasn't been hurting, I don't know what you're talking about. And I'm not a baby.
-Harry

To: Albus Dumbledore
CC: Sirius Black
CC: Remus Lupin
CC: The other Order Members
From: Hermione Granger
subject: We found him!
To all,
Ron has found Harry.
-Hermione Granger

To: Albus Dumbledore
CC: Remus Lupin
CC: Order Members
BCC: Ronald Weasley
BCC: Hermione Granger
From: Black Doggy
subject: Weird.
To all,
Harry has just mmailed me to inform me that he didn't send me an mmail saying his scar hurt. So who did? Because I'm looking right at it.
-SB

To: The Bane of my Existance
From: The Dark Lord
subject: Join me or die
Harry,
I think it's about time we bury the hatchet. Or bury you. You can choose. Join me or die!
DL
P.S.-Please stop reading the minds of my followers. I find it most annoying.

To: Dearest Tommy boy
From: He-Who-Will-Vanquish-You
subject: Re: Join me or die
Moldie Voldie,
You wish. You're just scared.
-HP
P.S.-Like I'd want to read their sick minds.

To: Lightning boy
From: Plant boy
subject: Malfoy
Harry,
I overheard Malfoy talking about how he wants to accelerate the war by impersonating you and sending mmails to people. Thought you ought to know.
-Neville

To: Nev
From: Harry
subject: Re: Malfoy
Neville,
Thanks for telling me. That great prat, I don't even see how that'd work! But that settles a lot of confusion. I wonder what's in it for him...
-Harry

To: Harry
From: Neville
subject: his reward
Probably wants a dark mark out of it.

To: Albus Dumbledore
CC: Sirius Black
CC: Remus Lupin
CC: Order Members
BCC: Ron
BCC: Hermione
BCC: Mal-fuckin-foy
BCC: Neville
From: The-Boy-Who-is-Harry-Potter
subject: The real story.
To all,
Apparently, Draco Malfoy decided that in order to earn himself a place in Voldie's closest circle, he'd inform him that I can read everyone's minds, including his Death Eaters. He apparently decided that he'd accomplish this by pretending to be me and setting off a chain of mmails to solidify this claim. It is a false claim, as I am not an legimens. Malfoy--you will regret having done this, just so you know. Everyone else, thank you for your concern, but being that I am going to graduate in four weeks, and have defeated Voldie seven times already, I can take care of myself and would not go complaining (anymore) about my scar hurting. As for my brief disappearence, I was practicing Quidditch so that I could make Malfoy regret something and beat Slytherin. I always turn off my mmail when I'm practicing.
-Harry

To: Albus Dumbledore
From: Harry
subject: Sensitive info
I couldn't put this in the other mmail, but I thought you should know that Voldie has once more asked me to join him.
-H

To: Harry
From: Albus Dumbledore
subject: Re: Sensitive info
Thank you.

To: Harry
From: Draco
subject: Damn you, Potter.
Damn you, Potter. You'll be sorry!

To: Mal-fuckin-foy
From: The-Boy-Who-Will-Kick-Your-Ass-at-Quidditch-on-Saturday
subject: Re: Damn you, Potter.
Hahahahahaha!

To: Harry
From: Hermione
subject: Thank god
Harry,
Thank god we found you! I'm glad this got cleared up...next time let one of us know where you are!
-Hermione

To: Girl who worries way too much
From: Your friend
subject: Re: Thank god
Hermione,
Thanks but chill out. I go to practice Quidditch all the time.
-Harry

To: My Godson
From: Your Godfather
subject: I know you're not a baby.
Harry,
Sorry for all this confusion, and no, I don't think you're a baby. I'm glad you're alright.
-Snuffles

To: Snuffles
From: The next Prongs
subject: Re: I know you're not a baby.
Sirius,
It's okay, and thanks.
-Harry

To: Harry Potter
From: Moony
subject: mmail security
Harry,
Perhaps you should take more precautions with your mmail account. I'd hate for this whole thing to happen again.
-Remus

To: Remus
From: He-Who-Will-Kill-Moldie
subject: Re: mmail security
Remus,
It's a good idea, I will change my passwords immediately. I'd hate for it to happen too...so confusing.
-Harry