I wrote this after my religion class ended very early so this is technically free-writing (and the effects are scary XD). Expect really random (yet normal) things happening :)
I'm gonna say this once so... Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia: Axis Powers and KFC. XD
Canada stopped in mid-air as he was about to jump into a pool of maple syrup as Italy sprayed him with beer with a beer gun while America was randomly dipping his hamburger into the pool.
China came in with a big plastic bag while shouting, "I brought the KFC, aru!"
"Oh my finger licking good…"
"I brought the scones!" shouted England holding out a bag of scones while in VERY evil chef clothes.
"AHHHHH!"
Everyone was running away from the VERY evil scones that were being held by a VERY evil chef. France tried to jump out of a window "secret agent" style but got stuck in the middle of the window trying to do so. America just stood there munching his maple dipped burger.
"To the secret exit!" shouted Russia pointing at his now-not-secret exit. The "exit" was full of sharp spikes and flames, but who cared? They rather die of spikes and flames rather than eating VERY evil scones.
Almost everyone entered (or died) in the "exit" but only Prussia remained.
"The Awesome Me will enter the exit last!"
But before he could do that, Australia's koala landed on him and began to bite his limbs off to death.
"Yay~!" cheered Austria, Hungary and Germany at Prussia's death even though they were dead themselves.
Now, the only ones left in the room were England, who was trying to feed, well, the air his scones, America STILL munching his burger like nothing happened, France was still stuck in the window (where there was a bottle of maple syrup squished between his buttocks), and Canada STILL in mid-air being sprayed by Italy with an endless supply of beer.
And they all lived happily ever after…
THE END
A/n: IDK. I had this in my head and I FINALLY written it down because classes were suspended today. I wrote this on an intermediate paper and showed it to my friends. Before I wrote this, my friend suggested that Prussia died by Australia's koala, so don't flame me for killing Prussia (he and everybody else is going to ressurect the next time they appear, anyway).
The part with the VERY evil scones, France jumping out of the window and Russia having a secret exit was inspired here: www. zerochan .net 951986 (put a slash between the net and numbers) were the comments suggest that Russia escaped XD
My friend is drawing a cover for this chapter. Yes, CHAPTER. There will be more! :D