A/N: This is my first story. If you didn't read my bio, I identify as an alien so look there to understand my pronouns. You will be reported if you refer to me as a human I don't have time for racists. My writing is quite Alien-Like too so have an open mind while reading this.

I descended from my spaceship, a ray gun clutched in my hands. In the swampy field, stood a boy from Hogwarts. He had large beady eyes, a tail and was green all over.

"Harry?" I asked to the air. The air screamed in pain.

"Refer to me as GorgekK'L. My human life is gone." He smiled quite sadly and transformed into a mushroom. The mushroom began to cry. The moon crashed to the ground frantically and I yawned.

"Listen!" I yelled. He listened, his ears growing wider by each passing second. He was doing some sort of slow dance.

"Hogwarts changed me. I've seen the light. Voldemort will bow down to me." GorgekK'L whispered giantlly, carefully pulling the petals offa Dandylion. "I have realised my futility." His torso crept closer towards me, a steak impaled in his heart.

Then we flew up towards the clock tower where Dumbledore waited for us but now his name was Zeus.

"Princess Eileen! You are a pleasant surprise! Now please leave through the front door." Hermione then entered the scene.

"Bread Death." and we all gasped. I hated her so much that blood flowed through my veins. She was going to pay for that. Like a wilting flower, I fell apart and fell to the ground.

"Love? What is Love?" asked Yeulll 'L who's human name was Snape. No one could muster the courage to answer his question. Except for me.

"Love doesn't exist. It isn't real. Not for some people." and all the aliens applauded me during each 5 second interval. I bowed gracefully.

"Humans can feel love can't they?" asked Ron who's alien name was Ronald. Ronald was the only Alien to have antennas. He resembles a grieving fly.

"Plutonic Saturn" piped up Hermione once more and I growled in anger. Tree roots grew out of my hearts and I choked on the principle of gravity. With one last breath, I saw Hermione stand above me.

All she did was smile.

"Love isn't real.

You Will Never Feel Warmth

Love never existed

Gorgeers'lkk fellow aliens"

- Hermione Granger.