This is an alternative version of TOW the late thanksgiving, what if Chandler had decided to go with Joey and Ross to the game
Scene: Monica & Chandler's bedroom, they're in bed
(Monica starts getting out of bed)
Chandler: (waking up) honey what are you doing?
Monica: go back to sleep
Chandler: its 6:30 . . . . AM! Do you realize what that means?
Monica: no?
Chandler: unless you were going to give me a sexy morning surprise, 6:30am is for sleeping only!
Monica: you can sleep but I have a lot to do for thanksgiving dinner today
Chandler: no you aren't allowed leave (puts his arm around her)
Monica: aw cos you'll miss me? Chandler you are too sweet
Chandler: miss you? Hell no, you're really warm & the bed will get cold
Monica: real sincere sweetie
Chandler: fine leave (he pushes her off the bed & takes up all the space) but could you make me a hot water bottle
Monica: you're going to replace me with a hot water bottle!
Chandler: well yes, its twice as hot as you, takes up less space and what's that? Oh yes cos it never talks back to me!
Scene: Monica & Chandler's later on in the day, Joey & Ross enter
Ross: guess what we have?
Joey: (interrupting Chandler) Ranger's tickets!
Ross: dude seriously!
Chandler: really, oh my god cool
Ross: guess where we're sitting
Joey: (interrupting Chandler) center ice!
Ross: dude!
Chandler: seriously center ice!
Ross: we're so close, we'll probably be invited into the fights between the players
Chandler: dude we're so close we could start the fight!
Joey: alright dude grab your coat lets go (Monica enters)
Monica: whoa you guys all look extremely giddy
Joey: we've got amazing seats to the hockey game!
Monica: you're that excited about a hockey game? Gosh cos Chandler was doing the face he makes when he knows he's going to get some . . . its a little sad you make the same face about going to a hockey game and sex with me
Chandler: well honey if it makes you feel better this is going to be a really . . . really good game
Monica: (sarcastic) that does make me feel better
Joey: right lets go
Monica: wait the game's on today? What about dinner?
Ross: we're going to leave early, we'll be back for your precious dinner
Monica: my 'precious' dinner eh! Fine Ross then I guess I won't do the stuffing just the way you like it
Ross: but that's how mommy makes it!
Monica: and Chandler what about helping me make dinner this year?
Joey: dude I told you to never make promises you can't keep to a hot woman, you're setting yourself up for failure my man
Chandler: (timid) well sweetie, I mean I know how much pride you take in the dinner and realize that me while my intentions are admirable I would be doing you . . . and your pride a major disservice
Monica: what?
Ross: look Mon he wants to go and he's too whipped to tell you the truth
Monica: and who's fault is that!
Chandler: please honey? I'm sorry I'm leaving you but I'll do anything to make it up to you
Joey: oh offer her the naked dance
Ross: the naked what!
Joey: he never told you about the naked dance? Wow does he like me way more than you
Monica: you told him about that!
Joey: he also told me how much you liked it
Monica: alright all of you go to the game now!
Chandler: really? And you're not mad?
Monica: leave before my brother hears anymore about our private lives
Chandler: (jumping up & down) yippee (they all stare at him) what's the manly way of showing excitement? (he kisses Monica goodbye & they leave)
Joey: (entering again) thanks Mon and hey if Chandler doesn't do the sexy dance to thank you, you can expect one from me . . . Chandler pretty much explained all the moves to me
Scene: hallway, the guys run in
Chandler: oh my god she is going to kill us!
Ross: how late are we?
Chandler: 45 minutes
Joey: so we're early
Chandler: LATE! We're 45 minutes LATE!
Joey: oh am I glad I'm not married to Monica right about now
Chandler: what!
Ross: she's going to make you into minced meat and serve you at the restaurant
Chandler: alright thats disgusting and you now what maybe this isn't terrible, Rachel & Phoebe are already in there, we can just slide in unnoticed
Ross: you don't think she'd notice her husband walking in
Chandler: for this moment lets underestimate how much she likes me
Joey: well thats not hard to do
Ross: (looking Joey) alright then we're slipping in unnoticed
Chandler: hey what about me!
Ross: you should have thought about that before you married her (Rachel & Phoebe enter)
Phoebe: what are you guys doing here?
Chandler:I think I'd like to ask you two the same question
Rachel: we're late for dinner but only because you're all supposed to be early for dinner! Could you guys ever do something nice for us!
Ross: do something nice for you, when was the last time you changed Emma's diaper!
Joey: hey Ross that's not fair, we all know Rachel's allergic to diapers, its not her fault she can't change the diaper
Ross: (to Rachel) taking advantage of someone like Joey is despicable
Chandler: ok we still have to figure out a plan because if you've all forgotten Monica's still in there . . . alone and most likely very angry
Phoebe: ugh I bet the vein is up on her head!
Joey: I hate that thing, its like a bolt of lightening
Chandler: I swear once she was shouting at me and I saw it move!
(the door opens & Monica peeks her head out)
That's it, I'll continue it on just getting a bit long to put into one, R & R please :)