Chapter 1
Goodbye Joe
by:the awesome CHEATLETHEFAG
Blue and Joe were making messes with paint(like always).
When suddenly and
abruptly, Joe got up. He opened the door.
"Hi, you guys!" Joe said to a group of nothing.
"Me and Blue are painting!
Wanna help?" No one did not answer.
Blue started to bark like the psycho dog she is.
"Blue, you wanna play Blue's CLues to figure out what you want to
play? OKAY!" Blue really wanted a nice, juicy bone.
Every time she was hungry,
Joe would just say he wanted to play BLUES CLUES. She was starving.
Suddenly, the screeching of breaks and loud music filled the air.
Two girls knocked on the door. Blue came up to one of the girls.
She was Aideen.
Her companion was Ciar. BLue left a paw print on Aideen's foot.
Aideen kicked Blue.
"Damn dog! What the hell's wrong with you?!" Aideen kicked him
again.
"Hi friends! I'm Joe! Wanna play Blues Clues?" Joe smiled like the
idiot he is.
"YEA!!!!YAY!" Ciar said. She loved games almost as much as she
liked killing
people.
"Shut up, Ciar. Alright, we'll play your "game" and then....we'll play
ours."
Nobody interrupted by saying nothing.
"What? A CLUE! Where?" It was Aideen.
Joe drew her picture. Then, it was MAIL TIME!
"Hey Joe!" said the obnoxious mailbox.
Aideen stabbed him and Ciar grabbed the letter.
It was from the IRS.
"Joe, your losing your house and your thinking chair,"
nformed the officials, then they added. "and stop
letting that rabid dog go out to bite kids. Feed it!" Joe smiled.
"Time to find CLUE # 2!" he ran off to find another clue.
Blue went into the the kitchen and put his
pawprint on a knife."wow, another clue where." joe asked no one.
As he said this Aideen and Ciar walked in.
"it's on the knife,it's on the knife"ciar yelled excitedly.
"the knife" joe yelled and turned around to see it.
joe took out his notebook and started to draw the knife.
"lets go find the pscho dog and get the third clue"aideen said.
"okay"joe said. Joe ran out of the kitchen and the girls followed.
Suddenly Blue popped out and put a pawprint on joe.
"i'm a clue i'm a clue Yay" joe screamed.
Joe ran to the thinking chair and started to sing.
"shut the hell up freak" aideen interupted
"now what would aideen want to do to me with a knife"
joe wondered out loud. "stab you" ciar answereed.
Suddenly joe got scared and ran into the kitchen where the knife was
(smart move, huh).Ciar ran in and grabbed him.
Aideen followed and started to tie him to a chair.
Joe screamed and TRIED to escape."you have to play our game now"ciar said
"we played yours."
"what is your game called?" joe asked."Bloody murder" aideen answered.
Joe started to scream again so
ciar tied a handkerchief around his mouth so he couldn't talk.
Aideen laughed and started to beat him with a
rolling pin.When joe was finally unconscious, Aideen and Ciar threw him in
the street. Then Ciar put blue in a cage
while aideen wrote a ransom note.
Goodbye Joe
by:the awesome CHEATLETHEFAG
Blue and Joe were making messes with paint(like always).
When suddenly and
abruptly, Joe got up. He opened the door.
"Hi, you guys!" Joe said to a group of nothing.
"Me and Blue are painting!
Wanna help?" No one did not answer.
Blue started to bark like the psycho dog she is.
"Blue, you wanna play Blue's CLues to figure out what you want to
play? OKAY!" Blue really wanted a nice, juicy bone.
Every time she was hungry,
Joe would just say he wanted to play BLUES CLUES. She was starving.
Suddenly, the screeching of breaks and loud music filled the air.
Two girls knocked on the door. Blue came up to one of the girls.
She was Aideen.
Her companion was Ciar. BLue left a paw print on Aideen's foot.
Aideen kicked Blue.
"Damn dog! What the hell's wrong with you?!" Aideen kicked him
again.
"Hi friends! I'm Joe! Wanna play Blues Clues?" Joe smiled like the
idiot he is.
"YEA!!!!YAY!" Ciar said. She loved games almost as much as she
liked killing
people.
"Shut up, Ciar. Alright, we'll play your "game" and then....we'll play
ours."
Nobody interrupted by saying nothing.
"What? A CLUE! Where?" It was Aideen.
Joe drew her picture. Then, it was MAIL TIME!
"Hey Joe!" said the obnoxious mailbox.
Aideen stabbed him and Ciar grabbed the letter.
It was from the IRS.
"Joe, your losing your house and your thinking chair,"
nformed the officials, then they added. "and stop
letting that rabid dog go out to bite kids. Feed it!" Joe smiled.
"Time to find CLUE # 2!" he ran off to find another clue.
Blue went into the the kitchen and put his
pawprint on a knife."wow, another clue where." joe asked no one.
As he said this Aideen and Ciar walked in.
"it's on the knife,it's on the knife"ciar yelled excitedly.
"the knife" joe yelled and turned around to see it.
joe took out his notebook and started to draw the knife.
"lets go find the pscho dog and get the third clue"aideen said.
"okay"joe said. Joe ran out of the kitchen and the girls followed.
Suddenly Blue popped out and put a pawprint on joe.
"i'm a clue i'm a clue Yay" joe screamed.
Joe ran to the thinking chair and started to sing.
"shut the hell up freak" aideen interupted
"now what would aideen want to do to me with a knife"
joe wondered out loud. "stab you" ciar answereed.
Suddenly joe got scared and ran into the kitchen where the knife was
(smart move, huh).Ciar ran in and grabbed him.
Aideen followed and started to tie him to a chair.
Joe screamed and TRIED to escape."you have to play our game now"ciar said
"we played yours."
"what is your game called?" joe asked."Bloody murder" aideen answered.
Joe started to scream again so
ciar tied a handkerchief around his mouth so he couldn't talk.
Aideen laughed and started to beat him with a
rolling pin.When joe was finally unconscious, Aideen and Ciar threw him in
the street. Then Ciar put blue in a cage
while aideen wrote a ransom note.