"Oh poo!" A brown haired girl let out a sigh as she slouched in her seat. She had just caught up to the newest episode of Hunter x Hunter. Now she had to wait seven whole days for the next one to come out. She was about ready to cry. Her life was so terrible. Why did she have to be born in the boring real world? Oh, how she wished she could be friends with Gon and Killua and especially Kurapika. He rocked her socks. Hisoka too. Oh, there was just something indescribable about that clown.

Of course, she'd probably kill Leorio.

Sadly, she opened the front door to her house and stared at the night sky. The chilly air brushed past her cheeks as she admired the countless stars above. Somewhere out there, Gon and Killua were probably traveling and kicking ass left and right. How she wished she could do that with them. She'd be a huge help, she just knew it.

She closed her eyes and, with all her heart, started chanting the same sentence.

"I wish I was there. I wish I was there. I wish I was there!"

Suddenly, the winter cold disappeared and was replaced by a warm breeze. Without opening her eyes, she took a whiff of the air around her. It was different somehow. Almost salty.

Her face lit up like a Christmas tree the moment her eyes opened. She was in the town square of Whale Island. Who cared how she got there, or how her family would react to her sudden disappearance. She was in the Hunter x Hunter world now, and now nothing could go wrong.

Her heart was beating faster than it ever had. She was fangirlling. She looked around, trying to see if she could see Gon or any of her other favorite characters around. In the corner of her eye, she saw a sail boat. If she was lucky, it was the same one that took Gon to the Hunter Exam. The same one that had freaking Kurapika!

She charged up the platform onto the boat as fast as she could. Her heart practically skipped a beat as she saw that familiar blur of blonde walk through one of the ship's corridors and… bam.

She looked to see the person she had run into.

No way. It was Bran…

"Hey, you're here too!" The tall, tanned 18-year-old said with a grin and he hugged the girl tighter than her ribs could handle. "Listen," he said as he let her go out of the tight grip, "We should change our names here." It seemed he wasn't questioning how he got into a fictional world either. Eh, it seemed legit.

"Why?" The girl cocked her head to the side.

"Because what the hell kind of names are Brandon and Kelli? We need badass names here, like… Sharky!"

"And Penelope," the girl chimed in.

"No," Sharky said. "You need a cool name, like… Riki."

God… that name was so foreign and awkward that it fit perfectly. Instantly, she began thinking of every possible ship name her and Kurapika would have.

Kurariki?

Kurapiki?

Rikipika?

Yes! From now on, her official ship name with that wondrous, flawless blonde would be Rikipika!

She stormed off, leaving Sharky behind. She was sure Kurapika would fall in love with her the instant she declared her love!

Author's Note:Alright, did you guys enjoy that? No? You think that chapter was the biggest piece of crap you ever saw? Yeah, I think so too. I've never been good at starting any story, parody or not. Anyway, I need your help. A parody-fic staring shameless self-inserts needs more than two minds. Please submit your own characters (via PM ONLY). Remember, this is a parody, so feel free to make their backstories as comically gag-worthy as possible. And remember to make their nen abilities as ridiculous as possible! I have a guideline below. Follow it, yeah?

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