~*~Only When You Laugh~*~
Chapter 1
It was Harry's 21st birthday and four years since he had seen the Hogwarts castle. Those four years were very eventful. All of Harry's friends had married; the Weasley twins had started their own joke shop called Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes; and Draco and Cho had finally gotten a house in the same neighborhood as everyone else.
Harry woke when the sun danced on his face. He turned away from the sun and faced his wife Ginny.
"Ginny," he said, "It's time to wake up."
"I am up your psychotic bird woke me." She mumbled from somewhere under the sheets.
"Sorry, I didn't realize she was out." Harry got out of bed, and walked to the window where he found Hedwig perched on five letters. He had totally forgotten it was his birthday.
The first letter was in a purple envelope that screamed "OPEN ME FIRST HARRY!" Harry tore it open and opened a card inside that read:
On this very special birthday and all that other birthday crap. Harry was quite surprised at this and opened the card up
Hi-ya Harry just wanted to say have a happy birthday Alicia and I argued for a whole 10 minutes on that bloody cover. "It really isn't necessary Fred he's a smart man unlike you and knows it's his birthday". But it is necessary! Well toodles ikleharrykins! -FRED and Alicia
The Weasley twins always had a talent for making Harry laugh. He quickly opened the next one with silver ink dots all over it.
Hey Harry, you old fart 21 all ready. Wow how they keep on a' stacking. (There had obviously been a fight for the quill because of random ink blots and a long line going across "wow") now Katie wrote: Harry we just wanted to say Happy Birthday. -Love Katie and (a very upset) George
Harry laughed and assumed the next one was from Ron and Hermione but it wasn't it was written in very messy handwriting that Harry didn't recognize.
Once upon a mid- summers eve all that you love will be lost in the sky
Harry looked at the letter in his hand and thought why should I think of this it means nothing to me.. But then a second voice replied but what if it does.would you let them take all the things you love.the first voice said again.it means nothing.it's just a piece of paper. Harry decided not to think about it anyways it was just a piece of paper with a death threat it wasn't the first time, none of the others were true, he was still alive.
He grabbed for the next letter throwing the death threat in the fire.
Hello Harry Draco and me wanted to tell you Happy Birthday! Oh! We'll see you tonight at Ron and Hermiones'! Well I have to stop Draco from making the refrigerator eat our food. Bye Cho and Draco
He read the next letter and already he had forgotten the death threat.
Hello Harry! Are you having a party? Good well you two are coming over after lunch for your Birthday Bash! You can romance Gin later- on your own time. -Love Ron and Hermione Harry Ron's parents wanted to say Hi and Happy Birthday they sent up four cakes for later!
"YO!" a voice yelled "Yeah you!" He turned and saw Rons' face in the fire.
"'Ello Ron!" Harry said "what's with the "yo""
"Oh I saw some wacked muggle walking around saying "Yo Yo Yo" mental that one!"
They both laughed
"Getting worse every day." Harry laughed
"Ron get to the point already and leave him alone" Hermione yelled in the back round Ron doing a mockery of her in the fire.
"You coming over after lunch right, mum sent four cakes and I'm not giving them to Fred and George like she told me to do. Katie and Alicia would kill me on the spot." Ron said.
"Of corse were coming. I smell bacon see you later" Harry answered.
"Bye!"
And with that Harry rushed down stairs to eat breakfast. Ginny had made his favorite, bacon and waffles.
Chapter 1
It was Harry's 21st birthday and four years since he had seen the Hogwarts castle. Those four years were very eventful. All of Harry's friends had married; the Weasley twins had started their own joke shop called Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes; and Draco and Cho had finally gotten a house in the same neighborhood as everyone else.
Harry woke when the sun danced on his face. He turned away from the sun and faced his wife Ginny.
"Ginny," he said, "It's time to wake up."
"I am up your psychotic bird woke me." She mumbled from somewhere under the sheets.
"Sorry, I didn't realize she was out." Harry got out of bed, and walked to the window where he found Hedwig perched on five letters. He had totally forgotten it was his birthday.
The first letter was in a purple envelope that screamed "OPEN ME FIRST HARRY!" Harry tore it open and opened a card inside that read:
On this very special birthday and all that other birthday crap. Harry was quite surprised at this and opened the card up
Hi-ya Harry just wanted to say have a happy birthday Alicia and I argued for a whole 10 minutes on that bloody cover. "It really isn't necessary Fred he's a smart man unlike you and knows it's his birthday". But it is necessary! Well toodles ikleharrykins! -FRED and Alicia
The Weasley twins always had a talent for making Harry laugh. He quickly opened the next one with silver ink dots all over it.
Hey Harry, you old fart 21 all ready. Wow how they keep on a' stacking. (There had obviously been a fight for the quill because of random ink blots and a long line going across "wow") now Katie wrote: Harry we just wanted to say Happy Birthday. -Love Katie and (a very upset) George
Harry laughed and assumed the next one was from Ron and Hermione but it wasn't it was written in very messy handwriting that Harry didn't recognize.
Once upon a mid- summers eve all that you love will be lost in the sky
Harry looked at the letter in his hand and thought why should I think of this it means nothing to me.. But then a second voice replied but what if it does.would you let them take all the things you love.the first voice said again.it means nothing.it's just a piece of paper. Harry decided not to think about it anyways it was just a piece of paper with a death threat it wasn't the first time, none of the others were true, he was still alive.
He grabbed for the next letter throwing the death threat in the fire.
Hello Harry Draco and me wanted to tell you Happy Birthday! Oh! We'll see you tonight at Ron and Hermiones'! Well I have to stop Draco from making the refrigerator eat our food. Bye Cho and Draco
He read the next letter and already he had forgotten the death threat.
Hello Harry! Are you having a party? Good well you two are coming over after lunch for your Birthday Bash! You can romance Gin later- on your own time. -Love Ron and Hermione Harry Ron's parents wanted to say Hi and Happy Birthday they sent up four cakes for later!
"YO!" a voice yelled "Yeah you!" He turned and saw Rons' face in the fire.
"'Ello Ron!" Harry said "what's with the "yo""
"Oh I saw some wacked muggle walking around saying "Yo Yo Yo" mental that one!"
They both laughed
"Getting worse every day." Harry laughed
"Ron get to the point already and leave him alone" Hermione yelled in the back round Ron doing a mockery of her in the fire.
"You coming over after lunch right, mum sent four cakes and I'm not giving them to Fred and George like she told me to do. Katie and Alicia would kill me on the spot." Ron said.
"Of corse were coming. I smell bacon see you later" Harry answered.
"Bye!"
And with that Harry rushed down stairs to eat breakfast. Ginny had made his favorite, bacon and waffles.