It all started when a young girl ordered online. She typed in "Custom" order. She then typed in the measurements, matching one of her students. She let out a giggle and typed in "Send".
The message shown:
Thank you for purchasing at Maidens for Hire, Ms. Suzumiya.
It was Haruhi Suzumiya, herself. She let out a smile and gigged, "Cool! Now I can have a Maiden for Hire, just to help the SOS Brigade!"
She then cheered, "This is going to be awesome! I cannot wait to tell Yuki and Koizumi!"
My name is Kyon, as others call me by. You're not going to believe the time I had with a very interesting girl. And if you know who it is, well, I say "Congratulations".
Anyway, it happened, one day, while I was busy in my seat, inside Haruhi's clubroom, as usual, and was beginning to enjoy the boring days… since it has become peaceful. But then, SHE came…
Haruhi cheered, as she stepped in, "Good morning!"
Kyon was startled, as Yuki Nagato was unaffected, since she was reading a book. He asked her, "Why are you more chipper than usual?"
"Shut up, Kyon. I'm beginning to prepare for the newest addition to the SOS Brigade: automation!"
"Automation? We already have that… By that, I mean your computers and laptops that you stole, but fairly, since you won a bet (Not)."
"That's obsolete. But I am not giving these up! They are here to stay! Why do you think I started the SOS Brigade website?"
She winked, "NO! This calls for a brand-new device to the school! And I had permission from my homeroom teacher to bring her in."
"Her? What are you talking about?"
Haruhi whispered, "Uh… I think it's best we keep it as a surprise for Mikuru, Koizumi, and Yuki. Let's speak out back."
Kyon sighed, "Just tell me. They'll know, eventually…"
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At the hallway, they started to chat, as Haruhi explained to Kyon that she's bringing in a Maiden for Hire to school.
"A WHAT?" He cried, "Are you insane? We already have a maid!"
"Mikuru is not a maid! She's a member, in which she wears LOTS of costumes!" Haruhi insisted.
Kyon then thought, "Oh, right… On the plus side, she does look cute in them."
He then scolded, "But having a Maiden into our school is ridiculous. What would people think about this matter?"
"Relax! She'll only stay in the school's building, right here. She's an honorary member, but for only 2,500 Yen a month!"
"THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY!"
He said, "Uh, I thought the Maidens are about 2,000 Yen. Don't tell me you bought a Custom Model."
"I did."
"I had to ask."
"It's okay. It won't be like you, and it won't be like me. I had her made in the exact attributes that matches the lovely Mikuru Asahina!"
Kyon blushed and smiled, "Oh, what a relief. For a second there, I thought-."
"WAIT! WHAT? YOU MEAN YOU CREATED A-?"
She covered his mouth and smiled, as Mikuru arrived, "Uh, what's going on?"
"Oh, Hey, Mikuru!" She nervously giggled, "How's it going?"
"What's this about creation?"
"Oh, Kyon and I created a new game. Well, uh, explain it to you, later! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…"
She whispered to Kyon, "If you, so much, breathe a word to her about the Maiden for Hire, I will make you suffer, from years to come."
Kyon nodded, "Better not to ruin it, in front of Mikuru Prime."
She chopped his head and scolded, "What the heck is Mikuru Prime? She's not a Transformer!"
Kyon thought, "I know she's not… She's a time traveler."
He smiled, "Uh, Haruhi has a surprise for all of us. Say, er, Haruhi, when is the surprise?"
She bonked his head and yelled, "STUPID! NOT YET!"
She is fierce, when it comes to surprises. She loves to keep secrets from her friends, even if they are different. And here I thought the Maiden for Hire would be either charming as Tsuruya, calm like Nagato, or scary as Ryoko Asakura. But I'm glad she told me, in advance. Mikuru Maiden is a dream come true… well, for Haruhi, of course.
That's pretty much how it went. My days had become weird, since Haruhi Suzumiya purchased a Maiden for Hire (Custom-made, to look like Mikuru). This, however, sets up what was declared the weirdest month of my life, as the Maiden becomes no ordinary robot maid.
Because, folks… I tell you… The Maiden came, and it changed forever, the fabric of time for me.
Well, not exactly, but… anyway, see for yourself, and prove me wrong.
Maiden Universe in:
Kyon: Maiden Voyage
(Maiden Universe Story #13)
Chapter 1
Haruhi got her Maiden for Hire, the next week. It was a rush order. Haruhi opened her Maiden up, out of her box and began to do what she ALWAYS does: fondle at her big breasts, like before, when she first met Mikuru.
"NO WAY! This is awesome! She has the same girth as Mikuru!" She cheered, "I would be pissed, but lucky for me, these are fake boobs. So real, yet synthetic!"
Kyon was there, as he sighed, "Why did you bring me here?"
Did I mention that the Maiden looked like Mikuru, straight down to her long flowing strawberry hair? But you get the idea. Coincidence? Yeah, right…
The Maiden that Haruhi bought had long hair and a cute face, with big breasts, much like Mikuru. She was wearing a black and magenta maid uniform, with grey and white frills.
"Hey, Kyon," she asked, "Now that we're here, we can turn her on. Where's the ON button on her?"
Kyon held up the instructions and said, "Read this. This'll help."
He thought, smugly, "It won't last. The minute she gets bored by it… BOOM! No more robot Mikuru; although, I am skeptical about her."
He read the instructions:
"Congratulations on your new Maiden for Hire. She is here for your guaranteed service – cooking, cleaning, and anything your heart's desire. To activate your new Maiden, Step one: plug her in – Step two: stand her straight – Step three: press her button, on the back of her neck."
Haruhi set her up, as she pouted, "Man… This is pathetic. What ridiculous, yet boring rules. Maybe someone would bring the new Maiden in, all turned on."
"Just don't get caught in her Pleasure Mode."
"Seriously?"
"Yes. It's not for kids, you know."
"I'm aware of that! Besides, my parents offered me permission to get one."
Does Haruhi even have parents?
She continued, "It's all good. We plug her in and watch the magic of a hot, young, and cute Mikuru Asahina robot! HEY! Maybe we should use her, as an evil twin for the sequel."
"WHAT? Why bring that up?"
"Shut up, Kyon."
She then sighed, "Well, enough going around the bush. Let's fire up the new Mikuru!"
"SHE'S A ROBOT!"
Haruhi plugged her in, "Plugging in – Check!"
She stood her straight, "Stand in attention – Check!"
She brushed the back of her hair and said, "Now… As my finger slowly approaches, what will happen next?"
"Just press it," he sighed.
But Haruhi was nervous. Would she fear that it may explode? She knew that this the first time she saw a Maiden for Hire, up-close. But having to own one was hard.
Not if you're Haruhi Suzumiya, of course.
Kyon grabbed her wrist and pressed the button with her hand. The Maiden started to shake and whir.
"Kyon! What are you doing?" Haruhi yelled, "I was gonna press it!"
Kyon cried, "You were taking too long! I couldn't wait!"
"Do you even have a crush on my Maiden?"
She opened her LED brown eyes and smiled.
"Where do you get off, saying I'm a robo-fetish?"
"Hey, that's what I should call you! Just kidding~!"
Kyon growled, "What is wrong with you?"
Haruhi yelled, "Please let me enjoy my Maiden for Hire… in peace!"
Kyon sighed, "She's all yours."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"If you want her, go ahead. It's your money! But don't come to me, if she breaks."
"I'll be careful. The repairs are all FREE! I can take it!"
The Maiden turned to Kyon and Haruhi, who were still arguing. She scanned them both.
She scanned Kyon:
Unknown data… Please input…
She then scanned Haruhi:
Name: Haruhi Suzumiya; status: User of Maiden Unit #M15878 – Mikuru Model
Haruhi growled, "You want a piece of me? I am handy at Maidens! You, however, tend to (BEEP) and go (BEEP) on her!"
Kyon cried, "Oh, yeah?"
They growled, as the Mikuru Maiden bowed, "Excuse me… Are you done?"
They turned around and saw the Maiden, with her hair waving and her body energetic.
"Hello! You must be Haruhi Suzumiya! I am your Maiden for Hire, Mikuru!" She spoke, with a deeper tone than Mikuru's.
Haruhi blushed, "No way… You're… You're…"
She clamped her breasts and shouted, "YOU'RE SO LUCKY!"
The Maiden moaned a bit, but then growled. She grabbed her wrist and scolded, "Hands off! I am a Maiden for Hire, for guaranteed service; NOT your sex toy! You must learn to keep you Maiden intact, without any sexual guidance. Plus, you are only 17."
Haruhi sighed, "Aw, man… But I loved your breasts. They reminded me of another girl I know."
The Maiden scolded, "That's still no excuse. I am here for your cooking and cleaning needs. Anything at all, you name it – other than that."
Kyon chuckled, "Looks like she's getting what she deserves."
"Aw, you're no fun!" Haruhi yelled, "You're not like what I imagined!"
"No, I am what I am. I don't do Pleasure Mode to underage users. But, if you want, show me a young boy to try out."
Haruhi then smirked at Kyon and introduced him to her robot, "This is Kyon. Have fun with him."
"Kyon?" She thought, "Pyon? Pyon? Gyon? Nyron?"
She shook a bit and thought, "Is that his name?"
Kyon then replied, "Uh, actually, it's more of a-."
She pointed at him and declared, "YOU! Error! Kyon does not compute! From this day forward, as Haruhi's Maiden for Hire, I shall call you…"
She shook, "Call you… Call you… BZZT! Call you… BZZT! Call you…"
Haruhi cried, "AW! Now she's broken already! You broke her, Kyon!"
"ME?" He cried, "I didn't do anything!"
She spoke too soon. The Maiden rebooted and declared, "This man shall be called… Kyon!"
Kyon growled, "What made her changed her mind?"
Haruhi giggled, "Kyon it is! The Maiden must've chosen your name for you."
He yelled, "WHAT DID I SAY?"
Haruhi smirked, "You want a piece of me?"
The Maiden broke them up and declared, "Now, now… Miss Haruhi and Mister Kyon-Kun…"
"Kyon-Kun?"
She escorted Kyon out and said, "There's no need to fight. After all, you two have school tomorrow. I think you should go soon."
Kyon asked, "Uh, any reason why you-?"
SLAM!
"Ow…"
The Maiden bowed, "Now that he's gone, let us begin. I had the okay with your teacher and parents, so I shall come to school, real soon. Name the day."
"How's tomorrow? I want the others to get to know you better. Wait until you see Old Mikuru. As of this moment, you shall be NEW Mikuru!"
"Call me, Mikuru, master."
She hugged her and said, as she planted her face in her chest, "This will be magical. Miss Suzumiya… Thank you for owning me, for I must do what I can."
She threw her down to the floor and cheered in glee, "But first, how about a tasty dinner, to begin? Gotta clean the dishes first, before we begin our duties."
She pranced off, as Haruhi was in pain, with a lump on her head.
"Boy… New Mikuru seemed to be very forceful."
Something tells me that Haruhi doesn't know the first thing about Maidens for Hire. Too bad she had to show the others, which led to the BIGGEST day of my life. For starters…
To be continued…