But I'm a Boy

Harry Potter/Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover

Summary: Harry Potter wasn't an ordinary boy, no he was an orphan, he grew up unloved and abused, he had a mad man seeking immortality after his life, he was a wizard, he was the chosen one, he was a potential slayer, he 'WAIT WHAT! What do you mean a Potential Slayer they are all GIRLS? I'M NOT A GIRL! Harry had a secret he was born a hermaphrodite "SHUT UP! I TOOK CARE OF THAT I'M 100% MALE NOW… oopps OMG over there it a flying purple raccoon with green stripes" Harry has many problems.

PS I Don't Own Anything! J K Rowling and Buffy the Vampire Slayer belongs to who ever owns that

Chapter 1- Travelling incognito is a bitch and a half

Harry rather warily climbed out of the rather hot and sticky bus and did a quick sweep of the area for anything sinister, finding nothing suspicious he reached into the pocket of his backpack and pulled out a seemingly ordinary and slightly battered looking compass. He watched the needle spin for a few moments before it locked on to a direction that if anyone was paying attention (which they weren't) but if they had and had any sense of direction they would be rather surprised because the needle most certainly wasn't pointing north. Harry nodded to himself hitched his back pack into a more comfortable position and took off in the direction the needle was pointing.

After walking for what felt like an age (half an hour) Harry was getting rather fed up! He was tired, hot, hungry and his new shoes were giving him blisters, taking another fugitive look around judging he was safe for the moment he glanced at the sun to gage how much time he had until dark, he reckoned that he had about a couple of hours of true sunlight left and if the horror story's he'd been told where even half true he did not want to be out after dark.

So he sat down on the road curb, slung his bag over his shoulder and unzipped the front section reached in a pulled out drink bottle that looked and felt so cold that you would swear it had just been pulled from a fridge, it even had condensation forming on the sides. After taking a long pull which hit his poor jetlagged system like a ton of bricks he was feeling much more awake and energised, after draining three quarters of the bottle he put the cap back on and returned it to the bag.

Reaching in again he pulled out a Tupperware container which held homemade energy bars after some careful consideration he broke one of the 6 remaining bars in half and he his face visibly scrunched up like a small child being forced to eat their vegetables, he closed his eyes and shoved the bar in his mouth and chewed quickly and swallowed as soon as he could without chocking 'yuck' those things were disgusting. He couldn't even wash out the taste with water that actually made the after taste worse. After making funny faces for a few more moments as he tried ineffectually to rid his mouth of the after taste he felt the bars affects start to work and he had more energy and was no longer cramping with hunger. He had rather hoped that he would be at the safe house before had to eat another one of those bar's, he had been living off of them for the last five days and would really really like to eat something normal, Merlin even plain brown bread without butter would do.

He sighed picked the compass that had been resting on his knee while he was recuperating, held it and sighed as it still took five spins to find the target that meant that while he was closer he wasn't that close 'Bugger' he didn't have a name or a number or anything only the compass.

Then he grinned, well he had been dying to try them out and it was an emergency it would be dark soon, well hours could be soon right? Zipping up the front section of his bag he then unzipped the middle and reached in and in and finally put his head in trying to find... "Ah" he exclaimed happily with success and pulled out some unusually shaped roller-skates.

For all they looked odd they still radiated Coolness with capital C they looked sleek and fast and were a shiny black with emerald green lightning bolts going along the sides. Harry's eyes sparkled as he took them in "Oh Yeah Baby" he quickly went about shoving his foot inside one of the skates not bothering to take of his new black Nikes and he felt the skate easily take in his shoe encased foot without any pinching or squishiness. As he clicked the two front buckles up the magic in the skate started activating (think Air Gear).

After putting on both Skates he grinned stood up and promptly fell face first onto the road- luckily for him there was no traffic to squish him flat - because the mad geniuses who invented the shoes knew exactly who they were for and had put in safety measures -. There would be no racing down the road without first putting on all of the protective gear, the makers of the skates weren't going have the death and/or disfigurement of the-man-who-conquered on their watch thank you very much.

Now looking like he belonged in a ice hockey ring Harry was able to set off to 1630 Revello Drive not that he would find that out for another 10 minutes and it took that long because he passed it five times before he could figured out how to stop when it was time to stop and not crashing into wall's sign-posts and destroying hedges.

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