Konan had gathered everyone in the kitchen for a final report for the day. Needing a good laugh, she had decided to pull out the complaints the members had written. Tired of hearing the other members complaining to her and Pain about each other, they decided to set up a complaint box outside of the office for them to drop into the box whenever they pleased. Of course one wondered what the need for the box when nothing was done and that included Konan herself. The idea came to her when she realized nothing was being down with the complaints as Pain dealt with them and it turned out he was just tossing them away. He couldn't be bothered with doing anything with them that day so he asked Konan to do whatever she wanted with them. Since Pain didn't care, she may as well take care of the problem herself by reading the complaints to the others.

"Ok I have some complaints from your teammates to let you know what bothers them about you," said Konan.

Hidan had a look of shock on his face. "Wait! I thought those were private!"

Konan glared at Hidan."I SAID DON'T BE SENSITIVE! Anyways you guys did want each other to stop being so annoying, so here's the complaints.."

1) Tobi farts in his sleep.

"I fart in my sleep?" Tobi knew who wrote that one. "At least I don't fart myself awake unlike some people."

"I do not!" yelled Deidara.

"You do." said Sasori. "I remember this one time..."

Sasori was reading a book in bed while Deidara was napping in his bed. It was a rather peaceful evening when he heard a loud fart interrupted the silence. Deidara jumped up and began looking around the room for the source of the noise before his eyes laided on Sasori who was pinching his nose. The blonde ninja threw a pillow at his partner.

"Mind keeping it down, Sasori?" grumbled Deidara as he laid back down. "I'm trying to take a nap."

"I didn't even..." Sasori began.

"Just shut up okay?"

Sasori got up and quickly left the room. Not because he was about to throw his book at Deidara and then the two of them getting into an argument, but because the smell was that bad.

"You fucker! I didn't fart myself awake!"

"Tobi already confirmed you fucking stink."

"He didn't say that."

"He was implying it. It's like saying your shit doesn't stink."

"Ahem!" said Konan.

2) I'm fucking tired of Deidara. He's so fucking ugly.

"Okay, who the fuck said that?" Deidara sent everyone dirty looks.

3) Deidara looks like a shrunken nutsuck.

"Nutsuck? At least I can spell!" yelled Deidara. Dammit! Who was trying to get their ass kicked by him?

4) Deidara needs to learn to flush. He left shit in the upstairs bathroom. Let me catch him not flushing and I'll beat his ass with his own shit.

"Don't even try, Deidara," said Sasori just as Deidara opened his mouth. "You don't flush."

"At least I can shit!"

"So can we but unlike you, we know how to flush." said Kakuzu.

"Hahahahahahaha!" Hidan laughed.

"I don't know why you're laughing," said Itachi. "You don't flush and when you do, you don't wash your hands."

"Hidan washes his hands?" Kakuzu sounded surprised.

"Only with water," said Sasori.

5) Konan has nice tits.

"That wasn't even a complaint," mumbled Konan.

6) Pain is a batard. A ugky basard. JASHIN rulez! Kakuzu iz a fat fuc. Deidara suckz blalls. Kisame haz 2 dics. Itachi has corn in hiz poo. Zetsu is guy. Conan iz a big boopzed tiittyyshakerz. I'z rulezz! Tobe is a fat monkey and I lik cheese he sayz.

"What the fuck?" Hidan looked confused. "Who even wrong that? What stupid fuck wrote that?"

Kakuzu stared at Hidan before shaking his head. When the younger man say this, he asked what was he shaking his head for. Kakuzu just told him nevermind. The Jashinist then smirked at him. "So you wrote that? AHAHAHAHA! What a loser! As ancient as you are, you know know how to spell, old man."

"Yeah, keep laughing moron," He rolled his eyes. "Maybe you'll understand you wrote that."

"Bullshit. I know how to spell."

"You can't spell for shit, Hidan," said Kisame. "I've seen how you spell."

"As have I," said Sasori. "You're 22. You should better."

7) Deidara like the taste of semen cuz he swallows.

"Who the fuck wrote that shit!" yelled Deidara clearly red in the face.

"Do you suck dick, Deidara?" Hidan smirked at him. "I should have expected such from such a fucking girly man."

"I don't know. Do you know how to spell, Mr. Big Boopzed Tiittyyshakerz?"

Hidan and Deidara then jumped on each other and started fighting. After the two were separated, Konan decided it would be enough for today and the rest would be read tomorrow. Hoefully it would get a lot more interesting tomorrow.