If I owned the show, it would be so different.
This fic is dedicated to M.R. Zero, who called me a crazy freak. I am posting three new stories in his/her honor. Thanks for inspiring me, Zero!
Why the hell didn't he ever get his own plot line? Lorne wondered. Well, there was that time he threw the Halloween party but that was one was best forgotten.
Lorne knew he was pretty much useless. Who would notice if he was gone? He was only in like three scenes a show most of the time and ever since he became a regular he was annoying. He didn't want to be annoying. He wanted to be fun and energetic and just a little bit gay.
All right, maybe a lot gay.
So he picked up one of Wesley's spell books and began a search for a way to make himself more fun.
The first page he came to was perfect.
"Beridium vatriculus te mio!" Lorne recited.
Pop!
A water buffalo appeared in the place where Lorne used to be. He had misprononced a vital word in the incantation and there was no going back.
Harmony arranged for the buffalo to be killed and served to some visiting Trigun demons even though no one could explain how a water buffalo had made it inside the building.
Wesley found his book near the place where the buffalo had appeared and wondered why a buffalo would want to read a spell about becoming more popular. Buffalo didn't care about their own popularity.
This fic is dedicated to M.R. Zero, who called me a crazy freak. I am posting three new stories in his/her honor. Thanks for inspiring me, Zero!
Why the hell didn't he ever get his own plot line? Lorne wondered. Well, there was that time he threw the Halloween party but that was one was best forgotten.
Lorne knew he was pretty much useless. Who would notice if he was gone? He was only in like three scenes a show most of the time and ever since he became a regular he was annoying. He didn't want to be annoying. He wanted to be fun and energetic and just a little bit gay.
All right, maybe a lot gay.
So he picked up one of Wesley's spell books and began a search for a way to make himself more fun.
The first page he came to was perfect.
"Beridium vatriculus te mio!" Lorne recited.
Pop!
A water buffalo appeared in the place where Lorne used to be. He had misprononced a vital word in the incantation and there was no going back.
Harmony arranged for the buffalo to be killed and served to some visiting Trigun demons even though no one could explain how a water buffalo had made it inside the building.
Wesley found his book near the place where the buffalo had appeared and wondered why a buffalo would want to read a spell about becoming more popular. Buffalo didn't care about their own popularity.