Disclaimer: IT'S TOO MERRY TO DO DISCLAIMERS!
Lawyers: *draw closer*
IownnothingnotSSBMnotChristmasandnotDoYouHearWhatIHearokayGOAWAYLAWYERS!
Lawyers: Darn it!
Okay... I know I've been really lazy and stuff, so to make it up to you, I'm writing a songfic, here and now. On Christmas Day.
Aren't I nuts?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Link: Said the little rat
Zelda: To the pink puffball...
*Pichu and Kirby come in, Pichu looking desperate*
Pichu: Pi chu pi pi chu pi?
Kirby: ^_^ Pi chu pi pi - wait, what?
Pichu: -_- Chu pi chu, pi pi chu chu pi!
Kirby: Err, I don't know Pokemon!
Peach: ^_^ I don't know Pokemon!
Pichu: ._. Chu pi, chu pi, pi chu pi chu pi, pi chu pi pi chu chu pi pi...
Everyone: o_O What the heck is Pichu saying...?
Mewtwo: Said the pink puffball
Samus: To the blue swordsman...
Kirby: O.O Do you speak Pokemon?
Pikachu: Pika chu pika pi?
Marth: No I don't, you're asking the wrong guy...
Jigglypuff: *starts singing* PUFF!
*everyone falls asleep*
BS007: WRONG SONGFIC!
*rip*
*tear*
Director: And... go!
*Peach, Zelda, Samus, and Nana walk onstage, dressed in white flowy gowns*
Peach: You know Bowser
Zelda: and Link
Samus: and Marth
Nana: and Popo!
Peach: Roy
Zelda: and Pichu
Samus: and Ganondorf
Nana: and Mewtwo...
Peach: Not to mention Captain Falcon, Fox, Falco, Jigglypuff, Pikachu, Pichu, Mario, Luigi, Dr. Mario, Ness, Young Link, Yoshi, and DK!
Everyone: -_-'
*All the named Smashers walk onstage in reindeer outfits*
Girls: But do you recall
Everyone: THE MOST FAMOUS REINDEER OF ALL?!?!?
DK: How does that make any sense? You know all the others, but you don't know the most famous?
Link: That's screwed...
Smashers: Hmm...
Nana: Let's report to Santa Claus!
Smashers: YEAH!
Director: DO THE SONG FIRST!
Smasher: Oh...
Samus: Kirby, the pink puffy reindeer
Smashers: Reindeer
*Kirby walks out*
Zelda: Had a very pink puffy figure...
Smashers: Like a marshmallow!
Kirby: T_T *pokes his puffyness*
Nana: And if you ever saw it
Smashers: Saw it
Peach: You would even say it's edible...
Smashers: Like food!
Kirby: *swallows himself*
Zelda: All of the other reindeer
Smashers: Reindeer
Nana: Used to laugh and call him names!
Smashers: Like pink puffball!
Peach: They never let poor Kirby
Smashers: Kirby
Samus: Join in any reindeer games!
Smashers: Like Smash Melee!
Kirby: I ido too/i play Melee!
Smashers: Shut up!
Girls: Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Smashers: The hands came to say...
*Master Hand and Crazy Hand appear*
Master Hand: Kirby with your... puffyness...
Crazy Hand: WoN'T yOu fIgHt mE tOnIgHt?!?!?
Kirby: Err...
Peach: Then all the reindeer loved him
Smashers: Loved him
Nana: As they shouted out with glee!
Smashers: We're the Knights of Ni!
Director: What?
Girls: Kirby the Pinkish Puffball
Smashers: Puffball
Everyone: YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HIIIIIISTORY!!!!
Director: And CUT!
Kirby: *swallows everyone* I hate this. Oh, and Happy Christmas.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
Lawyers: *draw closer*
IownnothingnotSSBMnotChristmasandnotDoYouHearWhatIHearokayGOAWAYLAWYERS!
Lawyers: Darn it!
Okay... I know I've been really lazy and stuff, so to make it up to you, I'm writing a songfic, here and now. On Christmas Day.
Aren't I nuts?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Link: Said the little rat
Zelda: To the pink puffball...
*Pichu and Kirby come in, Pichu looking desperate*
Pichu: Pi chu pi pi chu pi?
Kirby: ^_^ Pi chu pi pi - wait, what?
Pichu: -_- Chu pi chu, pi pi chu chu pi!
Kirby: Err, I don't know Pokemon!
Peach: ^_^ I don't know Pokemon!
Pichu: ._. Chu pi, chu pi, pi chu pi chu pi, pi chu pi pi chu chu pi pi...
Everyone: o_O What the heck is Pichu saying...?
Mewtwo: Said the pink puffball
Samus: To the blue swordsman...
Kirby: O.O Do you speak Pokemon?
Pikachu: Pika chu pika pi?
Marth: No I don't, you're asking the wrong guy...
Jigglypuff: *starts singing* PUFF!
*everyone falls asleep*
BS007: WRONG SONGFIC!
*rip*
*tear*
Director: And... go!
*Peach, Zelda, Samus, and Nana walk onstage, dressed in white flowy gowns*
Peach: You know Bowser
Zelda: and Link
Samus: and Marth
Nana: and Popo!
Peach: Roy
Zelda: and Pichu
Samus: and Ganondorf
Nana: and Mewtwo...
Peach: Not to mention Captain Falcon, Fox, Falco, Jigglypuff, Pikachu, Pichu, Mario, Luigi, Dr. Mario, Ness, Young Link, Yoshi, and DK!
Everyone: -_-'
*All the named Smashers walk onstage in reindeer outfits*
Girls: But do you recall
Everyone: THE MOST FAMOUS REINDEER OF ALL?!?!?
DK: How does that make any sense? You know all the others, but you don't know the most famous?
Link: That's screwed...
Smashers: Hmm...
Nana: Let's report to Santa Claus!
Smashers: YEAH!
Director: DO THE SONG FIRST!
Smasher: Oh...
Samus: Kirby, the pink puffy reindeer
Smashers: Reindeer
*Kirby walks out*
Zelda: Had a very pink puffy figure...
Smashers: Like a marshmallow!
Kirby: T_T *pokes his puffyness*
Nana: And if you ever saw it
Smashers: Saw it
Peach: You would even say it's edible...
Smashers: Like food!
Kirby: *swallows himself*
Zelda: All of the other reindeer
Smashers: Reindeer
Nana: Used to laugh and call him names!
Smashers: Like pink puffball!
Peach: They never let poor Kirby
Smashers: Kirby
Samus: Join in any reindeer games!
Smashers: Like Smash Melee!
Kirby: I ido too/i play Melee!
Smashers: Shut up!
Girls: Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Smashers: The hands came to say...
*Master Hand and Crazy Hand appear*
Master Hand: Kirby with your... puffyness...
Crazy Hand: WoN'T yOu fIgHt mE tOnIgHt?!?!?
Kirby: Err...
Peach: Then all the reindeer loved him
Smashers: Loved him
Nana: As they shouted out with glee!
Smashers: We're the Knights of Ni!
Director: What?
Girls: Kirby the Pinkish Puffball
Smashers: Puffball
Everyone: YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HIIIIIISTORY!!!!
Director: And CUT!
Kirby: *swallows everyone* I hate this. Oh, and Happy Christmas.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!