Disclaimer: I do not own The Mighty Ducks, I do not own Victory thur Tears and Stepherz (the hockey sticks
If I insulted them by doing that I'm sorry, I own the poem I paradoyed this one off of and I own Charlies obbsession
with hair...

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Orion! Orion!

I'm sorry I'm late,
Excuses, excuses I know you just hate.

But wait till you here what happened too me!
I got here on time early you see,

Classes were done, over for the day,
And I couldn't wait for practice, so I ran all the way!

But when I kgont here, I was in dismay,
My gear wasn't here, I washed it yesterday!

I ran back to my dorm,
As fast as a storm,

I must have gotten there in five minutes flat!
But while there I couldn't find my gear, I looked under the mat,

And in the closet, under the desk,
Even under the bed, my room was a mess.

I finally found it on the chair.
I ran back to practice to time too spare,

But half way there I reilized I grabed the wrong stick,
I haden't noticed since I left so quick.

I had grabed Viccy instead to Mary Sue,
But when I got there I couldn't find here I didn't know what to do!

So I put down Viccy and grabed Stephy Lou,
Even though I was still crying about Mary Sue.

I took the rest of my gear and left in a haste
For time I did not have to waste.

But on the way there I had quite a scare,
I ran into cheerleaders all with long blond hair!

They looked at me and didn't care,
Then one of them said "Hey you get over here!"

"I can't" I say, "I'm late!"
They replied, "No! No! It can't wait!"

So I went over there
And they pulled three strands of my curly brown hair!

They ran away shreaking,
"Oh what a weakling"

But I didn't care,
I ran back to by dorm crying over my beautiful curly brown hair.

After awhile I dried my tears and grabed my stuff,
I would have my revenge soon enough.

I flounced into practice, right through that door,
I was once crying, but not any more!

So coach it is you see,
That it's the cheerleaders to blame, oh no not me!

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Sorry for all the spelling mistakes, I'm in a internet cafe