-Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, seriously if I did I wouldn't be here… and neither would you probably.
For the purposes of this fic Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, and Sai are all on Team 7 at the same time.
Also Sai is censored sometimes because he has a rude mouth.
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8:00 AM
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Sai, Sasuke, and Sakura were outside Narutos apartment on his door trying to wake him up Sakura screamed, Sai cursed loudly, and Sasuke…stood there and watched an ant crawling on the wall while trying to look tough and cool.
"NARUTO! WAKE UP WE HAVE TO GO TRAIN!" shouted Sakura at the top of her lungs.
"Hey d#$less Were late now hurry up!" Sai said Irritated trying to get Naruto outside if only to shut Sakura up from yelling.
Sasuke Yawned.
"NARUTO!" Sakura yelled again.
"AH! Damn it you ugly hag you're yelling in my ear!" Sai yelled at Sakura.
"SHUT UP OR ILL RIP IT OFF!"
"BITE ME UGLY!"
So Sakura hit him in the face and knocked him straight through the door into Narutos apartment and into a wall. Naruto immediately woke up and looked around confused, Sakura smiled cheerfully, and Sasuke tried to keep his cool while laughing his ass off on the inside.
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11:00 AM
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Team 7 had finished their training and was on their way to Ichiraku's Ramen Stand to eat lunch.
"Hey Sasuke-kun" Sakura asked smiling and looking at the ground. "How about after lunch you and I go to the park?"
"Why are you bothering? He has no--" Sai began but was cut off by Sasuke.
"Sai Boy or girls?" Sasuke asked quickly as possible.
"Boys, wait DAMN!"
Everyone but Sai began laughing.
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4:00 PM
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After eating lunch Team 7 had done some more training and was headed to the park to hang out and have fun. About half way there Sai had been beaten mercilessly into the dirt by the entire Sasuke fan club for saying Sasuke was gay.
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6:00 PM
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After waking up from his beating 20 minutes earlier, Sai had finally caught up to the rest of his team.
Naruto and Sakura had been chatting and Sasuke was sitting nearby listening, Sai however was sitting next to a tree drawing and not really paying attention.
"No seriously Sakura have you seen how he acts?" Naruto said.
"Yeah so what?" she replied.
"I'm telling you he Lee might be gay, seriously look how he and Gai sensei act!"
"That doesn't make them gay Naruto! Their just… weird." Sakura said defending Lee (Lee rocks)
"Sais gay. Right Sai?" Sasuke said with a smirk.
"Right… wait what?" Sai replied having not really paid attention to Sasuke.
Everyone laughed.
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7:00 PM
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Sai had headed home after being called gay twice that day and being beaten. He sat down at his computer and brought up and started reading as many Sasu/Naru yaoi stories as he could find with a content smile on his face.
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END. Please Review Schools cancelled so I decided to write something and I hate Sai so… this was what came to mind… anyway Thanks for Reading!