AN: So I woke up this morning and found ANOTHER review from Fae and Yero so my buzz will probably last another day but I stubbed my toe doing a happy dance so in a bit of pain..
Anyway, A lot of you thought that my first story was funny so I decided to milk the humour card and give you this.
PS: As she is my latest review her and her first story is so good, I recommend Fae and Yero's story Love Story (it's very good)
On with the story :)
'No Fiyero. You can get down on yours knees all you want, you promised you would take care of her but instead, you come back at 3am completely off your head on alcohol! And to make matters worse, you wore THESE when you did it!'
'Well, the people at the bar seemed to enjoy them and you know I can't resist joining Avaric, he needs someone to watch over him when he starts drinking.. Anyway, I wasn't that drunk'
'You were talking to a green TELEPHONE POLE as if were me!'
'Sweetheart, you must admit that you are of similar shade to that post. Now can you keep it down, my head is killing me'
SNIP
'You did not just do that'
'Oh, but I did. Watch, I'll do it again'
SNIP
'How does this teach me a lesson?'
'Oh, it doesn't. It just makes you suffer the way I had missing my meeting because I had to come home'
SNIP
'I thought you liked them'
'No. I never did. Which is why I'm enjoying this so much'
SNIP
'Please Elphaba, not another cut. When Avaric comes to the door again, I'll say no'
SNIP
'Are you honestly getting this upset over them? Fiyero, you're a grown man, suck it up.'
'Mummy, why is Daddy crying as you cut up those white tights?'
Sorry, I killed the tights... :O
This idea struck me whilst in the bathroom this morning cleaning my teeth. Don't think Fiyero will go out drinking for a while ;)
Please review, even if it means I get a stubbed toe. I have one more Wicked story up my sleeve but I promise you, it's the complete opposite of these two...
Cheerio, my readers
(I got SIX reviews :D)
xx