Risky Business

ONE!SHOT

Huddy

NC-17

Author's Note: Smut for the sake of smut. I know this would never happen, blah de blah, but I am tired of no Huddy on the show so I'll make my own! If you don't like it, no one is forcing you to read :-P!

They had been on two dates, and yet House was sexually starved. Cuddy would not put out. Sure there had been make out sessions and fondling but nothing even close to release. He knew she wanted him, but she just wasn't giving it up and it was pissing him off. Knowing he had to do something, he waited until she was standing up at the front desk reading over some charts.

It was later in the day and almost no one was around. Cuddy looked bored but she was indeed reading and that's what he needed. He popped a vicodin and sidled up behind her. No one knew that they had been on a few dates and there was good reason behind that. If the hospital knew that she was dating an employee then she would be in deep trouble. House was now way too close for comfort and literally pinning her to the side of the desk.

"What are you doing?" She asked softly and through clenched teeth. She could feel his hard on digging into her back and she was actually getting turned on by it. A blush rose in her cheeks and she tried to pull away from him but he wouldn't have it.

"Just relax." He whispered back to her and suddenly his hand was on her stomach, inching it's way to the waist of her skirt. She swallowed hard, certainly she could scream and make a big deal out of this but part of her wanted it, part of her liked it. His skilled hand slipped into her skirt and then into her panties.

"House..."

"Shh." He replied and slipped a finger into her wet hole. She took in a deep gasping breath and melted into him. Her legs went weak and she could have cum right there but she held back. It was so wrong to be doing this out in the open like they were but she was loving every moment of it. The way he was standing blocked on comers and as it was it looked like he was just reading over her shoulder.

"This is not--"

"You're loving it." He said softly, moving his finger in and out in only a way that he could. It was true, she was loving it. Hopefully no one would come along and ruin this. Even the nurse at the desk had her back to them and was not paying attention. Cuddy took in another gasp of air and clenched her fist around the pen she was holding.

"We can't do this...oh God...here." She whispered but found her hips grinding down towards his hand. He laughed in her ear and then leaned in to kiss it gently.

"I'm out of here." Wilson's voice said from in front of her. She looked up and saw him after clearing her eyes by blinking them. Was he actually talking to her? Was she going to be able to carry on a conversation with him like this?

"I uh...goodnight." Cuddy said, her hand reaching back and cupping House's hard on...just to give him something to deal with too. House bit his bottom lip and slipped in another finger. Cuddy had to stifle a moan and a gasp at the same time.

"Are we still getting coffee later?" Wilson asked, he wasn't paying much attention to either of them because he was looking through some of the mail that had been left for him at front desk. Cuddy started to stroke the lump of fabric pressing into her with her hand.

"Stop it Cuddy." House whispered.

"Not until you do."

"Are you alright?" Wilson asked, giving her an odd look.

"Huh?"

"I asked if we were getting coffee later." Wilson said looking at the both of them as if he was figuring out that something was going on that shouldn't be. Cuddy felt her orgasm quickly approaching and she knew she was going to have to get rid of Wilson and fast.

"I...um...oh God House...I mean House...I promised House we'd get drinks." Cuddy said, her eyes slowly starting to close. Wilson gave her another weird stare.

"Alright. Catch you tomorrow." He said and then left, thankfully. Not thirty seconds later did Cuddy have her orgasm. She had to bite into her lip to be quiet, bite so hard that she actually drew blood. Her whole body shuddered and shook, her knees buckled but House was pinning her so he was able to keep her on her feet. When she was completely done, he removed his hand.

"How was that?" He asked softly in her ear.

"You'll get yours." She replied and turned to look at him with an evil smile. After another moment of composing herself she pulled away from him and headed for her office. Oh yes, she would get him back, and she knew just how to do it too.

* * *

The next day, just before lunch, Cuddy put her plan into motion. House wasn't in his office and that was just perfect. Before he could get back she slipped under his desk and knelt there, waiting for him. Of course this could backfire and he could decide to eat lunch somewhere else but she was betting he would at least return to his desk before that to get something or other. She only had to wait a few minutes when she heard the door open and there were footsteps.

House didn't even seem to notice she was under there, yet. He took a seat at his desk and started to do whatever he was doing, she couldn't see from where she was. As he pulled himself in closer, she reached up and quickly unzipped his pants. He was startled by this and almost pulled away, almost.

"Eyes forward, this isn't happening." Cuddy said and then immediately took his cock into her mouth. House had to stifle a groan, and his hand snaked under the desk and rested in her hair.

"Cuddy, darling--"

"Shut up." She said, pulling her mouth away and replacing it with her hand to stroke him. Since no one was in the office he actually had the liberty of groaning, but softly. "Payback is a bitch, isn't it?" With that she took him back into her mouth. House had never been more turned on in his life. When had Cuddy turned into such a dirty slut? His hand tangled in her hair more and he closed his eyes.

"House?" Cameron's voice cut through the lust and the silence. His eyes snapped open and he realized that he was going to have to focus now, lest he be caught. "Are you alright?"

"Of course. What is it?" House said, not skipping a beat. He was holding himself together quite well, so Cuddy knew she had to up the anti a notch. She took a deep breath in through her nose and then practically swallowed House's cock, deep throating him in a way he had never been before. "Jesus Christ."

"What?"

"Nothing. What do you want?" He asked flippantly. The hand tangled in Cuddy's hair started to yank upwards, as much as he wanted her to stop, he didn't. His grip was weak, however, and Cuddy prevailed in continuing her blow job. Cameron gave him a look, almost as if she knew that someone was under the desk.

"If you have company I can come back..."

"Don't be stupid. Christ...Damn it! What is it Allison?" He snapped loudly. This caused Cameron to back up towards the door. She had known House to call hookers to his office, and if that was what this was, she didn't want to be there when he climaxed. The thought that the dean of the hospital was under the desk, never occurred to her, nor would it in a million years.

"Wilson just says you owe him for lunch, we were both looking for you and--"

"Get--" Before he could finish he came in Cuddy's mouth, spilling out his hot seed. HIs eyes rolled back in his head and his hand pounded down on the top of the desk, while the one in her hair yanked upwards. "Go away." He nearly shouted. Cameron suppressed a giggle and raced out of the office. House collapsed head first onto his desk and closed his eyes. Cuddy took this chance to push his chair back and crawl out from under the desk.

"How was that?" She leaned over and whispered into his ear mockingly. His head came up and he looked at her. Hopefully all this kink was only a precursor for what was coming.