We knew this was going to happen sooner or later. I'm NOT abandoning my other fics, I just got inspiration block and I will get my stories up when I get out of the block. Read and review.

Gotham City: Building for Rent

In a part of Gotham where crime seems to be the least affected by criminal activity, a lone figure was standing outside a building that has been recently built. The figure was five feet six and had fluffy pink hair, light pink skin and blue eyes. The figure was casting a smile that would give even Joker himself the creeps.

"What a glorious place to set up shop. Soon everyone will have a smile in their lives." The woman said as she gotten a balloon out and inflated it. The woman giggled as she set the balloon free. Some moving trucks soon came and emptied some crates.

"Alright Ms. Pie, your delivery is done. I don't know how you'll make a difference to Gotham, but good luck with your business." A delivery man told the woman. "Please I prefer to be called Pinkie, Ms. Pie is my mother." Pinkie said as both she and the man chuckled at the pun.

The movers had left Pinkie after the last crate was delivered. Pinkie Pie then started to unload the crates and spotted some sharp knives in a case that was double guarded. "Soon, yes very soon the fun shall begin." Pinkie told herself in a creepy way. A baby bearded dragon with blue eyes popped out of her hair and looked around.

"Aww Gummy did you just wake up from your nap? I love you my little buddy❤️." Pinkie said as she rubbed her face against the lizard. "I love you more," said Pinkie in a childish voice for her pet.

Arkham Asylum

A five foot six tall man with clown white skin, green hair and eyes, yellow teeth and a permanent smile was looking out the window. The man was wearing a purple suit, tan pants, and a flower. This is none other than the famous Joker.

"Hmm, why can't I shake this feeling that some new punk is going to give me some competition?" Joker asked himself seeing as he was the only man in the cell. A guard approached the Joker with a deadly grin and reached in his pocket for something.

"Ohh, what did you bring with you? A gun, some pictures of Batman being beated up, ohh or my get out of Arkham free card?" Joker asked the man, but what he had was something that made Joker confused. The man had some earplugs in his hands and the Joker raised an eyebrow at the guard.

"Now that is just plain rude, I just wanted to have a conversation and you bring out earplugs? Hold on a minute what are you doing with that IPod? Uh now that I think about it why does my cell have speakers?" Joker nervously asked the man and was soon given his answer in the most hilarious way.

"You know you want me. You know you care. I'll be there." Joker heard on full blast and his eyes grew wide in fear. The Clown Prince of Crime has been given a new torture, Five Hours of Hell. "Oh Hell no," said a terrified Joker as he knew what the song was.

After a good amount of torture Joker was banging his head on the wall trying to get the song out of his head. "Since when did the idiots of Arkham get smarter? Huh?" Joker said as the balloon Pinkie inflated reached his window. The balloon popped in Joker's face and confetti and slobber covered the Joker's face.

"Hmm I think I should let Zasz know there is a new face, hey Zasz~" Joker said as was met with a bald man just an inch shorter then him. The man is the local serial murderer of men and women, Victor Zasz. "What do you want? I was trying to sleep and had a wonderful dream of an attractive lady singing baby to me." Zasz said as he rubbed his eyes.

"Zasz that wasn't a woman you were dreaming about, that was Justin Bieber, but enough of that I think you should meet a new face. Here use some of this confetti to track her...wait do you have a bloodhound nose?" Joker told the man and was given a nod for an answer.

Zasz then opened a secret passage way that led to the sewers. After passing pass Killer Croc and some hobos that seemed to taken resistance in the drain. "How is it Croc never met or eaten these zombies?" Zasz asked himself before he picked up Pinkies scent and popped out of the sewers.

Authors Notes: what do you think will happen when Pinkie and Zasz cross paths? Will Zasz win or will Pinkie Pie make him wish he never met her?