Hi, my faithful readers. This is a short series is something that I just want to try out for the fun of it. Enjoy...

Disclaimer: Looney Tunes characters belongs to Warner Bros., and Team Fortress 2 belongs to Valve.

MEET THE HEAVY

Hector, a large sized muscle-bound bulldog with gray fur walks up to the camera and places a minigun on a cardboard box, before sitting down in a chair, staring at the screen as if he is in an interview.

"I am Heavy Weapons Dog... and THIS is my weapon." the big anthropomorphic bulldog states with a passion while caressing one of the minigun's barrels. "She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200-bone custom-tooled catridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs 400,000 bones to fire this weapon... for 12 seconds."

"Ha! Ha! Ha..."

Hector is checking the barrel of his minigun, when he realizes something out of place with his favorite weapon.

"Oh my god, who touched Tweety? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?" the bulldog shouts in rage.

"Some think that they can outsmart me. Maybe... maybe... but I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Hector boasts as he holds out a bullet to the camera.

(Play Team Fortress 2 Theme)

Meanwhile, Hector is in Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1, devastating his enemies with his minigun, while laughing like a mad man... no, mad dog.

"Waaaaaahhhhhh! Uwwwwwwaaaaaahhhhhh! Ahahahahaha! Bark some more!"

"Heheh... bark some more..."

(Play Team Fortress 2 Ending Theme)

Hey there folks! How do you like this small Christmas gift? This is just a short project that I wanted to try out just for fun. These recent weeks, I've been getting a lot of laughs from watching my brother and his friends playing Team Fortress 2 and I've always find the game and its characters hilariously funny. The main inspiration for writing this fic is when I came upon several crossover artworks of TF2 with other series such as One Piece, MLP, Sonic, Mass Effect, WH40K while browsing in deviantARt. One of the artwork that catches my eye is a crossover of Looney Tunes character with TF2, and I realize that the Looney Tune characters can perfectly fit in the wacky, explosive and somewhat violent world of TF2, and BAM... this fic is born. The whole idea is not mine, but the cast will not be fully based on the artwork that I first saw where the main inspiration came from.

The order of the character appearance will be based on the order where each "Meet the..." is released. For those who don't know Hector, he is that big bulldog who is always with Granny and protects Tweety from Sylvester, and one of the main characters in The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries cartoon series show. I chose him as Heavy because he is one of the bigger sized recurring Looney Tune character casts. Foghorn Leghorn is another possible candidate, but he is just too talkative to play the role of Heavy, hence I chose Hector the Bulldog in the end. As for the bones mentioned, I picture them as currencies used by cartoon dogs to buy stuffs. And yes, he names his gun from the little yellow canary.

Anyway, hope everyone will enjoy a few laughs as I churn out the rest of the casts. See if anyone can guess who will play as the others classes.