Last Time on SSCB: "What did we just do?!" Karen panted. It was more of a pant mixed with shouting. They laid in the bed tired from their…previous activity but they both became alert when they thought they heard the front door open.
Chapter 1 (13)--Sugar Honey Ice Tea don't go with everything
"It's Monica, bitch!"
How does she keep getting in my apartment?! "Hey, Monica." She said a little bit too happily.
"You're not even a little bit angry." She said with curiosity and possibly suspiciousness.
"Did you get laid?" Mentally, Karen was a deer in the headlights.
"No."
"Then why are you happy?"
"I'm not happy."
"You're not angry…nor grouchy like your usual self."
"It's the pills." She said with a sarcastic smile.
"That's the Karen I know and love!"
"Why the hell are you here?"
"I thought being a fairy godmother and all I could pop in and give a present and grant his wishes and whatever else fairy godmothers do."
"Well, you can't." She said deadpanned.
"Aren't you a fairy crusher? That's why he needs me. While you take away his dreams I…I am his dream giver." Monica said in wonderment. She took out pen and notepad.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"Writing names down he can call me when he starts talking. I'm thinking Auntie Dream Giver or Fairy Godauntmommy Love. Love because it was one of my undercover stripper names and I'm quite fond of it."
"Whatever fits your fucked up fantasy. Now, you was just leaving."
"I was?" Monica asked as Karen pushed her towards the door.
"You was."
"Oh Karen, I don't believe I met your friend." Karen's eyes widen. He wouldn't.
Monica turned around to face the new voice. She was positive her human godson didn't grow up that fast. Plus, this guy had an accent. She didn't know where it was from but it sure wasn't American. She turned around and came face-to-face with a raggedy looking man.
"Karen, is this the man you got laid with?" Monica said with renewed curiousness.
"I didn't get laid." Karen said through gritted teeth. Before Niko could inject his shit covered two cents she spoke up. "He's the manny."
"What is the manny doing here so late?"
"Long day. Whew." She let out a small laugh. Monica looked back and forth between the two for a while.
"You know if you didn't have enough money to pick a better manny you could of told me." Monica whispered, a unsuccessful attempt , since Niko heard every word and was a bit offended.
"Right. Bye, Monica. Bye, manny."
"I'm just saying he looks like a mobster or a street thug!" Monica shouted, forgetting Niko was in the room.
"I'm still here!" Karen pushed her out a second time, this time Niko in tow. She shut the door once they were both were on the other side.
So…I didn't catch your name She heard Monica's flirtatious tone and rolled her eyes.
I swear, Niko…if you got me pregnant again…She left her thought there.
A/N: I call this a Welcome Home chapter. The next chapters are going to be better. It feels good to be back, man! I just accidentally opened SSCB doc and began reading it and I didn't want to stop! At the time, when I first started writing SSCB, I borderline hated it; I thought it was alright. But when I was reading loved it liked I never loved it before. I was going to post a chapter sooner but the chapter I was working on, which was fucking cool, was on another computer and that computer caught a virus so I was quite discourage but I'll try to incorperate what I remember in. Finally, what I would like to say is: THE REAL BITCH IS BACK, BABY! SHOVE THAT UP YOUR A$$ KRISTIN AND THE HILLS! Elton John...I have nothing on you.