Bob: Hello foolish mortals, and welcome to "The Device". Now I was deeply disappointed with the number of reviews. But I will forgive you…this time.
*Li comes into room*
Li Draco: What are you doing?
Bob: I'm writing the AN.
*THUMP*
Li Draco: What the hell was that?!
Bob: *nervous* What was what?
Li Draco: *looks around*…..Where's Star-chan?
Bob: Um…she went….on a trip…yes…a trip…
*Star-chan bursts out of closet*
Star-chan: *eerily calm* Hello Bob.
Bob: *gulp* Star-chan. How are you?
Star-chan: Oh I'm just fine. I was locked in a closet for five hours, but I'm just fine.
Bob: REALLY?! That's terrible! Who could have done such a thing? *reeealy nervous now*
Star-chan: Oh it was. Someone took the light-bulb so it was completely dark. To make it worse there were bugs. Big ones. But you know what? I'll be just fine. Do you want to know why Bob?
Bob: …*gulp* S-sure.
Star-chan: I'll be fine because I know who did it.
Bob: *pale* Y-you d-d-do?
Star-chan: *smirk* Yes. Yes I do. Do you want to know how I know, Bob?
Bob: Not really.
Star-chan: He was stupid enough to brag about it.
*Bob starts backing out of room*
Star-chan: Say good-bye Bob.
*Bob turns and runs*
*Star-chan runs after him*
Star-chan: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Li Draco: Idiots.
Star-chan: *from distance* Li! Continue with the AN!!!! I left notes next to the computer!
Li Draco: Fine. *picks up paper and reads* Okay Star-chan was happy with all of the reviews we received.
*in background*
Bob: MY ARM! SHE'S GOT MY ARM!!!!
Star-chan: YOU WILL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH!!!!!!
Li Draco: ….Right. We have a better idea of what is going to happen so this chapter should be much better then the last. She also-
*Star-chan comes back grinning*
Star-chan: I can take over now Li.
Li Draco: Where's Bob?
*Bob comes in limping*
Bob: I hate you.
Star-chan: *smirk* You're just mad because I kicked your ass.
Bob: Die.
Star-chan: I'm ignoring you now.
Li Draco: Can I leave?
Star-chan: No, but you don't have to talk anymore.
Li Draco: Good.
Star-chan: Now to the reviewers.
Fox_Demon: !_! Thank you sooooo much!!! I'm so glad you like it so far! I hope you like this chapter! And you were helpful! I hope to hear from you again!
Sky Fire: You want Bob? Are you sure? I'm all for beating him with sticks but I'm not quite sure if you can handle him. I have a hard enough time. Bob: What the hell is this?! You can't have me! I belong to no one!!! Star-chan: Shut up Bob. Anyway, thank you for the review. Oh and I forgive you for what you did to MY Wu-chan. ^__^ Ja!
Star-chan: Okay now on to the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: We do not own Gundam Wing. Nor do we own Pepsi or Pixie Sticks. (We forgot to mention that last time. ^^;;) Bob and Li belong to me, Star-chan, and if you would like to BORROW! him you are welcome to ask. Although I have to add that Bob makes the final decision himself. So I apologize now.
Star-chan: Okay that was a good AN I think. NOW ON WITH THE FIC!!!!
Title: "The Device" Chapter 2 - I have magical powers?! Sweet!
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[*last time on "The Device"-
Star-chan: ….ARE WE LOST?!!!!
Li Draco: Oh goodie.
Bob: WE ARE NOT LOST!!! We're just …..misplaced.
Star-chan: *sob* I'M TOO CUTE TO DIE!!!!
G-boys: *finally snap out of it*
*click*
*Li, Bob, and Star-chan turn around slowly*
Heero: Who are you and who do you work for?]
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*you remember where we are right?...*
Heero: *with gun…forgot to mention that last time* Who are you and who do you work for?
Star-chan: *faint*
Bob: *snicker*
Li Draco: *rolls eyes*
Wufei: Weak onna.
Quatre: Oh my.
Trowa: ……
Duo: Whoa! The babe fainted.
Heero: Hn. …Again who are you and who do you work for?
Bob: Why should I answer you, filthy mortal?
Heero: Answer now or I shoot.
*Star-chan wakes up*
Li Draco: *smirk* Shoot him.
Star-chan: Shoot who????
Heero: You refuse to answer the questions?
Star-chan: Answer me!!!!
Bob: *nod*
Heero: Hn. ((gun is pointed at Bob…just a reminder…))
*BANG*
Star-chan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*BOING*
*bullet bounces of weird blue magic-y shield thingy*
((Bob: I HAVE MAGICAL POWERS?! SWEET! Star-chan: Perhaps this was a bad idea…))
Bob: Idiot. You can't harm me.
Star-chan: Since when do you have magical powers?
Bob: Since now.
Star-chan: Does anyone else have a feeling of impending doom? ((Star-chan: I actually say that. Go figure.))
Li Draco: Oooh big words.
Star-chan: Don't start with me.
Duo: O.O What the hell are you?!
Star-chan: Well I don't know about him *points at Bob* but I'm human…I think.
Quatre: Ahem. Perhaps we should take this to the sitting room. ((Star-chan: Did you know that's a room for sitting? Li Draco: Shut up.))
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*in the sitting room…a room for sitting I'm told…*
*Bob, Star-chan and Li are sitting on a couch, sofa…thing*
Star-chan: So how are all of you?
Heero: Who are you, what are you, and who do you work for?
Star-chan: Okay forget small talk. Fine. Bob you go first.
Bob: I, insolent mortal, am Bob, future ruler over all of earth, I'm not human that's all you need to know and I work for no one.
Star-chan: You don't work at all.
Bob: SILENCE!
Star-chan: Whatever. *turns back to G-boys* I'm Silver_Star, but you can call me Star-chan. Like I said I'm human…I think, and no one will let me work for them ever since I accidentally blew up all of the stereos at Best Buy. ^_^;
Li Draco: …….
Duo: What's wrong babe? Cat got your tongue?
Star-chan & Bob: Uh oh.
Li Draco: *growl*
*Li jumps off couch before anyone could blink…and now she's choking Duo..*
Li Draco: My name is Li Draco. Call me 'babe' again and I swear you won't live long enough to make that mistake again. Got it?
Duo: *turning blue* *gasp* Y-ye-yeah….
Star-chan: Li, let go of the braided baka, I don't think he's supposed to be blue.
Li Draco: Fine. *lets him go…oh dear…*
Duo: @_@
Star-chan: That's better. *to G-boys* So who are you?
Quatre: Well I'm Quatre Winner. It's nice to meet all of you.
Duo: *he's fine now* I'm Duo Maxwell. I may run, I may hide, but I never tell a lie. ((Hoping I got that right…))
Wufei: Wufei Chang ((or Chang Wufei…whichever)), onna.
Li: *glare*
Trowa: …..Trowa Barton.
Heero: Hn…..Heero Yuy.
Star-chan: It's a pleasure to meet you. Say hello everyone.
Li & Bob: ………..
Star-chan: I can't take you guys anywhere.
Quatre: So where are you from, Miss Star?
Star-chan: Call me Star-chan, Q-babe!
Quatre: *blush*
Star-chan: *giggle* We're from Arizona. ((Not really…my mom was though…anyway)) So um…where are we exactly?
Quatre: You're on the L2 colony.
Star-chan: L2…colony? *light bulb thingy* I KNOW WHERE WE ARE!!!! We're in the Gundam Wing dimension!!!!
Li Draco: Duh.
Bob: We already knew that idiot!
Star-chan: What?! How?!
Li Draco: How could we not?! You watched it all the time. You didn't sleep for days. You were quite annoying.
Heero: *pulls out gun* How do you know about the Gundams?
Star-chan: Because in our dimension it's a very good show.
Trowa: What do you mean by your dimension? ((oh my gosh!!! He spoke!!!!))
Star-chan: Well Bob made a remote thingy-
Bob: IT'S CALLED "THE DEVICE"!!!! HOW HARD IS THAT TO REMEMBER?!
Star-chan: As I was saying- he made a remote thingy that lets us travel to different dimensions. That reminds me…Bob where's "The Device" thingy?
Bob: O.O ACK! I LEFT IT ALONE!!! I'M COMING BABY!!!!
*runs to dinning room*
Duo: Did he just….
Star-chan: *sweatdrop* Yes. He did.
*from dinning room*
Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Li Draco: Hell.
Star-chan: This can't be good.
*everyone runs to Bob*
*Bob on the floor sobbing*
Star-chan: Bob? What's wrong?
Bob: MY BABY'S BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sob*
Li Draco: You mean we're stuck here?
Bob: *sniffle* *nod*
Star-chan: You mean we're stuck in a strange dimension, all alone, with no place to go?
Bob: Y-y-y-y-yes!!!!! *sob*
Star-chan: *starts to tear up*
Quatre: Don't worry, Miss Star you may all stay here.
Star-chan: *tears disappear instantly…hmmm…* REALLY Q-BABE?! Thank you!!! *glomps Quatre*
Quatre: Can't…*gasp*…breath.
Star-chan: *lets go of Quatre and turns to Bob & Li* Guys did you hear?! We get to stay here!!!! In this mansion!!! Here!!!
Li: Oh joy.
Bob: *sniffle* My baby's broken….
To Be Continued….
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Star-chan: There you go!!! Did you like? It was much longer then the last one. 5 ½ pages! Funnier too I think.
Bob: What is it with you and cliffhangers?
Star-chan: I don't know…it's the easy way to end a chapter?
Li Draco: Uh huh. …How the hell old are we?
Star-chan: We're all 16 silly!
Li Draco: Don't call me that. …What happened to all of our weapons?
Star-chan: Um….I'm not sure…we may see a return of the flamethrower. I'm not sure.
Bob: Brilliant.
Star-chan: Oh shut up! *to readers* Again for all of the reviews! Can't wait to hear from you again! Till next chapter!
~ Silver_Star, Bob, & Li Draco