Hey there everybody! All you Ice Queen fans, this story is a joint effort between us. *Basically I try my hardest to have chapters half as cool as hers* Our crazy warped minds have now decided to become partners and to create the ultimate story!
Here's the first chapter...
Saiyantails #1 - The Phone Message
Ice Queen sighed, it was really late...err...early in the morning and she had to go to work and see the demon children in a few hours.
So she padded accross the carpet of her living room to the basement stairs.
"Nappa! Oh Nappa!!" She called from the top of the stairs.
A little bald head appeared at the bottom of the stairs.
She tossed him a bag of Doritos and watched as he ripped it open with his teeth and scarfed down the whole bag.
"I'm glad that filled you up! I'm going to bed, tah tah!" She said drowsily.
"Hey! Ice Queen? But I'm still hungr-" Nappa tried to protest, but his cries were cut off by the slam of the door.
Ice Queen dimmed the lights in the hallway and yawned as she reached her bedroom door.
"Whoops! How forgetful of me!" She laughed to herself, as she retraced her steps, back into the living room, and turned her answering machine on.
"Dont want to miss a message!" She said outloud, as she finally entered her room, and promptly fell asleep.
A few seconds later, the phone started ringing.
RIIIIIING!!!!!!
RIIIIIIIING!!!!
RIIIIIIIING!!!!
And the answering machine clicked on and started to whir.
"Hi there! ... Thank you for calling Ice Queen, but she can't pick up the phone right now... Please leave your name and number along with your message after the beep! Thanks!"
BEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!
The frantic voice of Saiyanbrat is heard on the machine.
"ICE QUEEN! ICE QUEEN! Daisy is over here right now, and shes, shes,
*a loud smash is heard* ...
DAISY STOP!!!! ...shes..well..shes... really really drunk!!!!
*thumping noise* STOP! Daisy! PLEASE? you GOTTA! nO.!!! Not the Computer!!! *smash*
HELP ME ICE QUEEN! I CANT HANDLE IT! Apparently, Yajirobe...
*screams from Daisy are heard* ..SHIT! whats that? ok....*whispers* I cant say his name anymore, it upsets her...apparently 'he' was at Daisy's strip joint and was talking to another girl, Candy
*screams from Daisy* ...oh god...i said Candy....
*more screams from Daisy* ....oh shit! shes got a pitchfork!!!!! dear god!!!
*big waddling thumping heard*
ICE QUEEN! YOU GOTT-
-click-
+++++++++++++++++++
Radditz - Oh no! What has happened to Saiyanbrat!
Chibi Trunks - uh..er....whats my line again?
Radditz - YOU STUPID LIT...
-the two scuffle-
Goten - For the next chapter of Saiyantails, check for Ice_Queen! In the meantime.
=Goten moons the readers=
Here's the first chapter...
Saiyantails #1 - The Phone Message
Ice Queen sighed, it was really late...err...early in the morning and she had to go to work and see the demon children in a few hours.
So she padded accross the carpet of her living room to the basement stairs.
"Nappa! Oh Nappa!!" She called from the top of the stairs.
A little bald head appeared at the bottom of the stairs.
She tossed him a bag of Doritos and watched as he ripped it open with his teeth and scarfed down the whole bag.
"I'm glad that filled you up! I'm going to bed, tah tah!" She said drowsily.
"Hey! Ice Queen? But I'm still hungr-" Nappa tried to protest, but his cries were cut off by the slam of the door.
Ice Queen dimmed the lights in the hallway and yawned as she reached her bedroom door.
"Whoops! How forgetful of me!" She laughed to herself, as she retraced her steps, back into the living room, and turned her answering machine on.
"Dont want to miss a message!" She said outloud, as she finally entered her room, and promptly fell asleep.
A few seconds later, the phone started ringing.
RIIIIIING!!!!!!
RIIIIIIIING!!!!
RIIIIIIIING!!!!
And the answering machine clicked on and started to whir.
"Hi there! ... Thank you for calling Ice Queen, but she can't pick up the phone right now... Please leave your name and number along with your message after the beep! Thanks!"
BEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!
The frantic voice of Saiyanbrat is heard on the machine.
"ICE QUEEN! ICE QUEEN! Daisy is over here right now, and shes, shes,
*a loud smash is heard* ...
DAISY STOP!!!! ...shes..well..shes... really really drunk!!!!
*thumping noise* STOP! Daisy! PLEASE? you GOTTA! nO.!!! Not the Computer!!! *smash*
HELP ME ICE QUEEN! I CANT HANDLE IT! Apparently, Yajirobe...
*screams from Daisy are heard* ..SHIT! whats that? ok....*whispers* I cant say his name anymore, it upsets her...apparently 'he' was at Daisy's strip joint and was talking to another girl, Candy
*screams from Daisy* ...oh god...i said Candy....
*more screams from Daisy* ....oh shit! shes got a pitchfork!!!!! dear god!!!
*big waddling thumping heard*
ICE QUEEN! YOU GOTT-
-click-
+++++++++++++++++++
Radditz - Oh no! What has happened to Saiyanbrat!
Chibi Trunks - uh..er....whats my line again?
Radditz - YOU STUPID LIT...
-the two scuffle-
Goten - For the next chapter of Saiyantails, check for Ice_Queen! In the meantime.
=Goten moons the readers=