Hello all you KakuHida fangirls/boys!

Rated M because of Hidan's mouth (that we love) and sexual references. (I also haven't read this in awhile, so I forgot what was in it.)

So, this was inspired by this video, watch?v=-BrKvntA7ts, which I do not own. There are Romano and Juliet inspired scenes, and I also do not own that story. I also do not own Naruto and the Akatsuki.

I'll warn you now that this is fluffy at times, but you know, fluff is good sometimes. Again, I'll also warn that I have not edited through this, and I'm lazy at the moment. So there may be grammer and spelling errors; don't worry, I'll fix this eventually.

Ok, without further delay, "A KakuHida Love Story"

Sunlight filters through the single cherry blossom trees that flourished the backyard of a two story mansion, though the house held a single room on a small third floor. This was used as a bedroom for the only child of the wealthy household, but it wasn't that expensive looking; it actually looked, in a word, average. A plain white bed with lavender sheets, silvery white walls, a desk, and a black couch; though the walls that faced the backyard were glass and one of the walls held a balcony. This is where the occupant of the room stood, leaning on the railing, sulking.

His name was Hidan Capulet, only son of Mr. Denji and Mrs. Haruka Capulet. And currently, he was, believe or not, isolating himself on purpose. He hated all the craziness of his family. He didn't even want to be the heir and inherit the banking company. Sounded like the most boring job to Hidan ever. He rather be free to do whatever he wanted to.

Hidan sighed just as a cherry blossom petal landed on his nose. He plucked it off and looked at it with a blank expression. The corners of his lip twitched into a small smile. He thought to himself, At least I finally got some fucking peace and quiet…

"HIDAN!"

Hidan's eyes twitched and he muttered, "Spoke too soon…"

"Hidan, get back in here! We have great news!" his mother called, waving him in. Hidan sighed in an irritated fashion then regretfully went back inside. Both his parents smiled cheerfully while their son just stared at them blankly. "Well, what news?"

"You know Ino Yamanaka, right?" his mother questioned, and Hidan almost flinched but nodded instead, wary. His father continued, "Well, how does having a beautiful marriage with her sound?"

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Hidan startled. "NO WAY IN HELL! She's an idiotic, dopey blonde. No thanks!"

"Don't talk about her like that!" his mother scolded, swatting her son upside the head. She continued, "Ino is a beautiful, charming young woman. She's changed from the last time you saw when you two were kids. I think you'll like her."

"No way am I marrying that blonde!" Hidan argued. His mother frowned while his father sighed. His father persuaded, "How about you meet her again? We're having a ball tonight, to celebrate the coming spring! See how she's changed! A lady like that will make a perfect wife of the heir to the Capulet Company!"

"Here you fucking go again!" Hidan snapped. "I don't fucking want to be the fucking heir to the fucking Capulet Company!"

"Language Hidan!" his mother scolded, glaring. Hidan glared back. "I will fucking curse if I fucking want to!"

"Now, now, Hidan, calm down," his father soothed. "Let's go over this—"

"I already know what you're fucking going to say! That I'm the only child of you guys, that I'll grow into the roll, that this is a strictly family inherited company! Well, fucking guess what? I don't care about that shit! And you can't force me to take over!"

"Now you listen here young man!" his mother shrieked, but his father clamped a hand over her mouth, his expression kinda irritated. "You think this now, but you'll change your mind! Possibly faster than you know it. We don't have to talk about this now. But you are going to ball."

"Why?"

"Would you rather sulk here and be bored? That sounds like shit."

Hidan raised an eyebrow then smirked a little; his father was cooler than his mother…when he wanted to be. "You got a fucking point."

His father released his mother, who shot a quick glare at her husband. Then she smiled at Hidan and handed him a box as she said, "Great! Now here's your new dress for the ball!"

Hidan felt the irritation rise in him. You see, Hidan's parents had prayed and begged for a baby girl, and they felt so confident they'd their wishes that they prepared everything for a girl. Well, obliviously, they got a boy instead. But his mother was insistent on having a girl. So she made her son very girly. This meaning that she him put in a girl's room, in girl's clothes, and did girl things to him. At first, when he was young, he thought it was perfectly normal. Then he was entering his preteens when he discovered the difference between the other boys and himself. Hidan had tried everything to be a boy, but his mother forced him to be, bluntly, a transvestite. Thanks to his mother, he looked like a girl. His silvery hair was shoulder length while he had a slender figure, not a muscular one. His mother even laid out his clothes daily. At the moment, he was wearing a sleeveless, knee-length silver dress with black flat that had silver bows.

Now you see why Hidan doesn't really like his mother.

Hidan forced a smile while his eyebrow twitched a little as he took the box. "Thank you mother… Oh, and by the way… I'm still not going marry that slut Ino."

In a flash of a second, there was a harsh slapping noise, and suddenly, Hidan's cheek stung. He fixed his lavender eyes on his mother and narrowed them. She hissed, "Now, listen to me you ungrateful brat! You WILL marry that young lady! And you WILL take over the company! And you WILL finally grow up and stop being such an asshole!"

Hidan glared at her, dropped the box, and walked away from his parents to the balcony. His father shouted just as Hidan perched himself on the railing, "Where are you going?!"

"Fuck off!"

"You're going to kill yourself!"

Hidan smirked widely as he stood on the rail while taking out a pendant from his dress. "Now while I'm a fucking Jashinist!"

He then jumped down his three-story tall house and landed in the gardens, beside the cherry blossom tree that grew all the way up to his room. He cursed at the slight pain in his ankle but continued walking away from the accursed mansion.

"Hidan? Where are you going?"

Hidan turned around at the new voice and smiled, also relieved it wasn't it his parents. It was Konan, his best friend and daughter of his home-schooling teacher/nurse; those two lived in the basement, which Hidan (at the age of 5) had made as nice as an apartment (he had hired the workers and paid all of it from his savings, which his parents were very generous about). Hidan and Konan have known each other since both were little tots. Konan's mother, Reiko, was a widow and was hired as Hidan's nurse then later his home-school teacher. He felt more like family when he was with Reiko and Konan than with his own parents.

"Hey Konan. I was just…coming to see you and Reiko!"

Konan raised an eyebrow.

"Okay, okay. I'm walking away from my parents."

"Uh oh, another argument? What was it about this time?"

"Mostly about me marrying Ino Yamanaka."

"Ugh, that bubble head blonde snob?"

"Finally! Someone sees the fucking truth!"

Konan giggled. "Okay, you can go and blow off some steam. But you're coming to the ball, that's final."

Hidan sighed. "Ugh, fucking figures… Fine then, see you guys later."

Konan patted him on the back. "Go sacrifice a rabbit or something for your god to cheer up."

"Sounds like a good idea."

"By the way Hidan…those shoes are so cute!"

"Shut the fuck up."

Konan giggled. "Bye Hidan!"

"Kakuzu… Kakuzu… Wake up…"

"Kisame, stop being such a pussy."

"Shut up, Zetsu!"

Kakuzu groaned as he lifted up his head, chining still resting on the table, as he stared at two of his strangest friends, Kisame and Zetsu; Kisame was half fish while Zetsu was half plant and bipolar. Kakuzu heard an amused chuckle beside him and looked to see Sasori, the most normal looking of the group, though he was actually a human puppet.

Kakuzu sat up while the fish and plant began to argue, something that wasn't uncommon. "When did you guys get here? Did my parents let you in?"

"Yep, and not very long ago."

Kakuzu nodded and leaned his head on his hand. Sasori noted the posture and the dark circles under his head. "You're parent said you haven't come out much lately. What's up?"

"Is that why they let you guys in?"

"Hey, we're just trying to help you out," Kisame butted in; he and Zetsu had quieted down when Sasori had asked the question a minute ago. Kakuzu narrowed his eyes at them and mumbled, "Plotting bastards."

"Come on, don't get upset. -You're sounding like a pussy. Quiet!"

"You're bipolar-ness is irritating me," complained Kakuzu. Zetsu glared at him, but before he could open his mouth, Sasori cut in, "Stop being so bitchy."

"I'm not being bitchy."

"Yes you are."

"Shut the fuck up!"

"See? You're proving my point."

Kakuzu glared. "Why are you guys here?"

Kisame answered with his sharp-teeth grin, "We wanted to find the reason of you being bitchy and in your emo corner."

Kakuzu narrowed his eyes. "I'm not in my emo corner."

"You kinda are," Zetsu noted, and Kakuzu glared so hard that Zetsu would've drop dead if looks could kill. Sasori chuckled and demanded, "Well, come on out with it. What's up?"

Kakuzu faced started to turn red as he muttered something. The three friends leaned and said, "What?"

"I…" he mumbled the rest too quietly.

"What? Speak up."

Kakuzu shot them a deadly glower. "Anko just broke with me. Actually, she admitted she had been cheating on me with some guy named Kimimaro."

"Ouch, that's rough," Zetsu sympathized. Kisame nodded in agreement. "Dude, I really thought you and Anko were a good pair. I thought you two would even get married one day."

Kakuzu shrugged. "The fact she accepted me made start to…love…her, but now that I know she had been cheating on me for 3 out of 5 months of our relationship…"

"We're sorry about that Kakuzu." Sasori clapped him on the shoulder, and Kakuzu shrugged, not wanting to talk. Sasori smirked. "Let me guess: you were planning to purpose soon?"

". . ."

"I think you got it," Kisame chuckled. The three began to chuckle before Kakuzu admitted, "If you call our one year anniversary soon...then yeah…"

Zetsu's darker side chuckled, "-Bet you feel like a loser."

Kisame slapped Zetsu on the back of the head. "Control yourself Zetsu!"

"I try to! But he just comes out… -Shut up, bishie."

"Ignore them," Sasori put aside as the fish and plant started to argue again. "Kakuzu, she didn't deserve you…But Anko and Kimimaro have a past with each other, and I heard they've been head over heels in love for a couple years. They had a huge argument—"

"I knew all that Sasori. Anko told me on our first date. I, being an idiot, told I would be there for her."

Sasori smiled sympathetically and squeezed his friend's shoulder. "I'm sorry Kakuzu. Hey, come on, it'll get better! Hey, I got a great idea to cheer you up from this mood. You know the Capulet Spring Masquerade?"

"Oh Kami…" Kakuzu muttered while Kisame and Zetsu nodded. Sasori grinned then jumped on the small table. "We, Kakuzu Montague and his loyal friends, shall crash said famous ball!"

While Kisame and Zetsu joined Sasori in the cheer, Kakuzu said a cold-hearted, firm, "No."

"What? Why not? Don't be such an emo," Zetsu laughed off, and Kakuzu growled, "Zetsu, irritate me one more time, and you'll regret it."

"You're being bitchy again Kakuzu," Kisame chuckled.

"You too, Kisame."

"They both have points though," a new voice inputted. The four turned around to see a figure with spiky orangey auburn hair and a black cloak; when he was in the light again, you saw his unordinary purplish-grey eyes and many piercings. Kakuzu actually smiled to see his best friend, Pein. The two had known each since they were kids, and Pein's father was more like a father to Kakuzu than his own. And both were friars, though Pein hated the title Friar Pein; mostly because of the fact, he felt like he wasn't a very good friar, which was somewhat true.

Pein gave his best friend a hard stare then spoke, "You are going with them, that's final. You need to get out of this dreary mood. Forget that spiteful woman and move on."

"Exactly! Thank you, Pein! Let's go find a fine-looking woman for rebound," Sasori chuckled with Kisame and Zetsu giving him high fives. Pein narrowed his eyes, frowning a little, kind of being friar-ish. "Sure, but I trust you Kakuzu."

"Fine, if you say I should go, I'll go, but I won't be happy about it," Kakuzu finally agreed. While his friends cheered, he thought grimly, This is gonna be a long night.