Cloud gets a job;
(Open to cloud in a suit and tie sitting in a chair)
Man:sooo...Mr Strife... Have you any other skills beside shooting electricity and fire out of your weapon?
Cloud:ummm...oh yeah,I can do this(does victory move)
Man:th-thats...just...you're hired.
Cloud:crap...
(Cut to aeris and tifa playing volley ball)
Aeris:Ha,ha! *smack!* (Aeris scores game point)
Tifa:arrg! Man...that's the third time this week...
Cloud:well shit...now I've gotta get up early,do paper work,and scrale gum out from under tables...
(Cloud kicks the house)
Aeris:cloud come on settle down and rela-oof!
Tifa:ooo! I am so sorry aeris!
(Tifa runs to aeris)
Aeris:well I seem to be okay, just caught me by surprise.(Aeris smiles)
Barret:who in the Samuel Addams #$%# is kicking the house!?...oh its you spikey! Hey get your ass in here and have a beer! You've been gone all day!
Cloud:yeah that sounds good right about now...I was at a job interview (follows barret into house) Yeah and so I got the job...I can't have a job I've gotta keep sephiroth at bay with his internet problem.
(Cut to sephiroth on a laptop)
Sephiroth:oooh new tifa posts on deviant art! Click!
(Back to cloud and barret)
Barret:yeah he does have a problem.
Cloud: see I can't be a custodian for shinra...there's no way!
Barret:custodian for SHINRA! The hell you thinkin man!? We busted our asses to stop SHINRA and you go off and work for them!?
Cloud:it's okay barret... Besides it pays well and I'll only be gone for eight hours.
(Cut to cloud wearing a beige jumpsuit and a baseball cap moping floors)
Cloud:see this isn't that bad,it could be worse. (Heiddgar walks in and traks mud on the floor) hey heiddgar you pud-...*sigh* just suck it up cloud it will be quittin time in an hour its no big deal. Besides heiddgar may be getting fired after that break room incident...
*beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *be-*
Cloud: and he'll awaits me once again.
(Six weeks later)
Rufus:heiddgar you were a great asset to this company ever since my father was the new president, but I'm afraid slaughtering a chicken in the break room and then eating it is grounds for termination. And besides who the hell does that!?
Heiddgar:look I don't tell you how to run your life Rufus so don't tell me how to live mine...but if I must leave I shall...goodbye Rufus... It's been an honor. (Walks away tracking mud)
Rufus:aww crap- CLOUD! IN HERE NOW!
Cloud:yes ?
Rufus:clean this up...In gonna go pinch a loaf... And when I get back...(points at mud) this is gone. Understood?
Cloud:yes sir. # $%# heiddgar and his damn tracking mud on the floor...I oughtta go back in that hallway and make him lick this up.
*flush!*
Rufus: ahh good job cloud I'm raising your pay from 6.99 to 8.00! Enjoy.
Cloud:thank you sir!
Rufus:at ease.
(2 weeks later)
Barret: clouuuud...clouuuud...CLOUD! Get your spikey-headed ass outta bed! Rufus is on TV and the SHINRA corporation is being shut down!
Cloud:hrrp!(jumps out of bed and sprints to the living room waking up Aeris and tifa) Yes, yes, yes,yes!
So long Rufus!
Aeris:*yaaawwwn* *smack**smack* what's all the commotion? It's 3 in the morning. Oh wow SHINRA is getting shut down!?
Cloud:I know its amazing right now I get my retirement and 401k loans!
Aeris:so now I suppose you have more time to take me out? Because seriously we've been dating for 3 months now and have only gone out twice!
Cloud:shhh! You'll wake up tifa and she'll sit there and tell me how she was right and I was wrong!
Tifa: don't think I didn't hear you! I heard the entire thing,and yes you do need to take her out mo-...cloud... Cloud wake up when I'm talking to y-...you're not getting up are you
Cloud:take a wild guess.
- -THE END- -