The Newest Recruit
Chapter 1: A New Ally
Okie, I dun own Zim, Dib, Gaz, GIR or any of the other Invader Zim Characters! though we all would love to own GIR, sadly we cant. Kalah is MY Character! Not Yours! Mine!! so dont you go using her in one of your fanfics without my permission!!! Now, lets get on with the Fic! ^_^
Talon- ::hears someone talking:: Shut Your Noise Tube Human!!!!
Person- ok.. 0.0;
Talon- Thats better.. ^.^
The Newest Recruit - Chapter 1: A New Ally
Another normal day at Skool...
Zim takes his seat in the lunch room, sitting alone at his table as usual, day dreaming about conquering the Earth.
"Stupid humans...." he muttered, "So unknowing......so unprepared for what I have in mind for them..." he says to himself chuckling.
But as Zim devised his evil plans....across the room...silently sitting in the shadows, was a gothic girl by the name of Kalah. She glared at all the kids in the lunch room, looking upon them, with her icy cold stare. Such pathetic losers.
"Look at them all..." she muttered to herself.
She then moved her eyes over to a pair of kids rolling a ball back and forth to each other at table nearby, she cringed and said "How pathetic...."
She took out a sandwich from a brown paper bag, about to take a bite, when she spotted Zim out of the corner of her eye.
"Hmm.." she narrowed her eyes and watched him talk to himself loudly and eye the other kids.
"Heh, maybe there is at least one other person with evil intentions around here.." she thought to herself as she grabbed her lunch bag and silently made her way over to his table.
As she approached the table, she heard someone say "There goes that freaky gothic girl over to that freaky green kid", she stopped and slowly turned her head to the snobby blond girl.
"I'd like to see you try to say that to my face, girl!" flames grew behind kalah as she glared at her.
The girl hid her fear and just replied "Whatever". She turned back and proceeded to Zim's table.
"Dib will probably try another ambush on me later...I'll just..." he stopped short as he realized her sitting across from him. "Ah!!" he jumped up from his seat, "Who are you?!?"
Kalah replied "So your the new kid....Zim is it?.."
Zim narrowed his eyes. "Yes, and what is your name?.."
She looked up at him and said "Kalah...".
While she looked down at his untouched lunch for a while, beads of sweat started to stream down Zim's face. As he and Dib knew, Zim never dared to touch human food.
"I wouldn't blame you for not eating that..." she said, "Who knows what crap it was made from..... I always bring my own food."
Zim let out a sigh of relief and wiped the sweat from his forehead. "Yea...um.. you can never trust the evil meat!!" he shouted pointing his finger at the mystery meat.
He paused for a moment after realizing the entire lunch room suddenly got quiet and everyone was staring at him. Kalah laughed a bit and said "Heh, that was the first time anyone made me laugh in a long time", Zim just laughed stupidly.
She looked at him. "So...Zim?.....What do you like to do in your free time?"
Zim got up on the table and shouted "Try and take over the world!!"
He stoped and said "Wait, did I just say that out loud?". Then for some odd reason, the Pinky and The Brain theme song started playing.
Zim cringed and covered the part of his head where his ears would be (if he had any) and franticly looked around to see where the music was coming from. He spotted a record player sitting on a small stand playing the Pinky and the Brain record, he jumped at it and began stomping on it until there was nothing left but a pile of... um... nothingness.
Once again everyone was staring at him. Dib narrowed his eyes at Zim, watching from his lunch table while his sister, Gaz, played on her Vampire Piggy Hunter video game. Zim just stood there for a while, and then made his way back to his seat. Kalah raised an eyebrow at him, as he did the same.
"Well if you had to go through listening to that evil music you would've done the same!!" he cringed again, Kalah shrugged and continued eating her lunch.
"So....your bent on destroying the world too huh?.." she said taking another bite of her sandwich.
Zim started to sweat and said "I dont know what you're talking about!"
She raised her eyebrow again and said "Your some kind of Alien..... aren't you?"
Zim backed away and yelled "Its a lie!!! Its a lie!!".
Kalah grinned and said "Its ok....your secret is safe with me.." she continued eating.
Zim blinked and said "You won't tell?"
She nodded and said "Sure.... and anyways...I'd like to see all these pathetic morons wiped off the face of the planet as well...".
Zim stood there in shock. A human? Siding with him?
Find out what happens in the next chapter of - The Newest Recruit!
Ja ne! ^_^\\//
Chapter 1: A New Ally
Okie, I dun own Zim, Dib, Gaz, GIR or any of the other Invader Zim Characters! though we all would love to own GIR, sadly we cant. Kalah is MY Character! Not Yours! Mine!! so dont you go using her in one of your fanfics without my permission!!! Now, lets get on with the Fic! ^_^
Talon- ::hears someone talking:: Shut Your Noise Tube Human!!!!
Person- ok.. 0.0;
Talon- Thats better.. ^.^
The Newest Recruit - Chapter 1: A New Ally
Another normal day at Skool...
Zim takes his seat in the lunch room, sitting alone at his table as usual, day dreaming about conquering the Earth.
"Stupid humans...." he muttered, "So unknowing......so unprepared for what I have in mind for them..." he says to himself chuckling.
But as Zim devised his evil plans....across the room...silently sitting in the shadows, was a gothic girl by the name of Kalah. She glared at all the kids in the lunch room, looking upon them, with her icy cold stare. Such pathetic losers.
"Look at them all..." she muttered to herself.
She then moved her eyes over to a pair of kids rolling a ball back and forth to each other at table nearby, she cringed and said "How pathetic...."
She took out a sandwich from a brown paper bag, about to take a bite, when she spotted Zim out of the corner of her eye.
"Hmm.." she narrowed her eyes and watched him talk to himself loudly and eye the other kids.
"Heh, maybe there is at least one other person with evil intentions around here.." she thought to herself as she grabbed her lunch bag and silently made her way over to his table.
As she approached the table, she heard someone say "There goes that freaky gothic girl over to that freaky green kid", she stopped and slowly turned her head to the snobby blond girl.
"I'd like to see you try to say that to my face, girl!" flames grew behind kalah as she glared at her.
The girl hid her fear and just replied "Whatever". She turned back and proceeded to Zim's table.
"Dib will probably try another ambush on me later...I'll just..." he stopped short as he realized her sitting across from him. "Ah!!" he jumped up from his seat, "Who are you?!?"
Kalah replied "So your the new kid....Zim is it?.."
Zim narrowed his eyes. "Yes, and what is your name?.."
She looked up at him and said "Kalah...".
While she looked down at his untouched lunch for a while, beads of sweat started to stream down Zim's face. As he and Dib knew, Zim never dared to touch human food.
"I wouldn't blame you for not eating that..." she said, "Who knows what crap it was made from..... I always bring my own food."
Zim let out a sigh of relief and wiped the sweat from his forehead. "Yea...um.. you can never trust the evil meat!!" he shouted pointing his finger at the mystery meat.
He paused for a moment after realizing the entire lunch room suddenly got quiet and everyone was staring at him. Kalah laughed a bit and said "Heh, that was the first time anyone made me laugh in a long time", Zim just laughed stupidly.
She looked at him. "So...Zim?.....What do you like to do in your free time?"
Zim got up on the table and shouted "Try and take over the world!!"
He stoped and said "Wait, did I just say that out loud?". Then for some odd reason, the Pinky and The Brain theme song started playing.
Zim cringed and covered the part of his head where his ears would be (if he had any) and franticly looked around to see where the music was coming from. He spotted a record player sitting on a small stand playing the Pinky and the Brain record, he jumped at it and began stomping on it until there was nothing left but a pile of... um... nothingness.
Once again everyone was staring at him. Dib narrowed his eyes at Zim, watching from his lunch table while his sister, Gaz, played on her Vampire Piggy Hunter video game. Zim just stood there for a while, and then made his way back to his seat. Kalah raised an eyebrow at him, as he did the same.
"Well if you had to go through listening to that evil music you would've done the same!!" he cringed again, Kalah shrugged and continued eating her lunch.
"So....your bent on destroying the world too huh?.." she said taking another bite of her sandwich.
Zim started to sweat and said "I dont know what you're talking about!"
She raised her eyebrow again and said "Your some kind of Alien..... aren't you?"
Zim backed away and yelled "Its a lie!!! Its a lie!!".
Kalah grinned and said "Its ok....your secret is safe with me.." she continued eating.
Zim blinked and said "You won't tell?"
She nodded and said "Sure.... and anyways...I'd like to see all these pathetic morons wiped off the face of the planet as well...".
Zim stood there in shock. A human? Siding with him?
Find out what happens in the next chapter of - The Newest Recruit!
Ja ne! ^_^\\//