Another random fic that I ended up writing for my friend... I don't really know how it came to my strange demented friends mind
Faye if you read this I love you really... DEEP DOWN!
Myrnin was sitting around his lab bored because everyone had left him when he realized that Bob was on his head.
"Oh Bob, you're always here for me are you not? Even when Claire and Amelie leave me... Them meanies"
And then he had the great idea.
Bob should take over Morganville.
I mean? What better then a spider to rule a town of bloodsucking pale people and walking bags of blood?
So, he took Bob to Amelie's office but Amelie weren't there as she was to busy outside of Morganville doing 'secret' stuff with her 'Sammy wammy' so he sat Bob on the chair and started writing new laws.
-everyone must wear vampire bunny slippers because they're awesome
-everyone should bow down to all spiders, and Myrnin because he was the trap door spider
-killing spiders is certainly NOT allowed and will result in death to the person who did it and all their family
And there were a lot more.
By the time Amelie came back Morganville was a state and there was spiders everywhere.
So she went to moan at Myrnin
Who gave her a cup of tea
Which had a coughspecial substance in
And by the time Amelie left she was as high as a kite and agreed to let Bob rule Morganville with Myrnin as his second
And she left with a very confused Sam
But he didn't care because Amelie kept kissing him and giving him... Well what's the polite term... Sugar.
So Bob was the new ruler of Morganville.
That is until Oliver murdered Bob because of what happened to Oliver the rabbit- but that's another story you don't need to worry about :D
Then Myrnin got sad and Amelie came back and grounded him.
And that's why you don't let your pet spider over rule a town because you'll end up being grounded and that's a very big no-no.
Poor Myrniny :(