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Fondue for Two! (Hey!)
Fondue for Two!
That's some hot dish!
Fondue for Two!
Brittany: Hi, I'm Brittany S. Pierce and welcome to this super episode of Fondue for Two! Today my two favorite dolphins are here, Kurt Hummel and Blaine Warbler!
Kurt: Hey, Britt Britt!
Blaine: Hey, Brittany. You know my last name's Anderson, right? And I'm not a dolphin.
Brittany: Cool. Do you want to make out then?
Blaine: What? Brittany I'm gay, plus I'm dating Kurt.
Brittany: What? You just said you weren't a dolphin! Kurt, you're boyfriend's a liar!
Blaine: What?
Kurt: *whispers to Blaine* Babe, her name for gay people are dolphins.
Blaine: *whispers to Kurt* What? Why?
Brittany: There will be no whispering on Fondue for Two! Now enjoy the hot cheese!
[Blaine and Kurt both 'enjoy the hot cheese']
Kurt: This stuff is like beer. It's totally gross but you want more.
Brittany: Ok, now let's get down to some hot dish! Kurt, how long is Blaine's pen 15?
[Kurt and Blaine spit out their food]
Kurt: What?
Blaine: Brittany, I'm right here!
Brittany: Oh, sorry. Blaine how long is your pen 15?
Blaine: Brittany, I'm not discussing the length of my penis on the internet!
[Brittany spits out her food]
Brittany: WOAH, Blaine! Language!
Kurt: Britt, hun, just, let's move on.
Brittany: Ok! Blaine, how do you feel about your boyfriend doing the nasty with Sam in a cheap motel room like they do in the movies?
Blaine: No, Brittany, that was just-
Brittany: Ok, that's all the time we have! Next time we will be interviewing dolphin Kurt and dolphin Kurt alone without potty-mouth, liar Blaine to interrupt!
Blaine: But I-
Brittany: Bye!
Fondue for Two!