Note: Merry Christmas everyone! I had to write something to cheer me up after the Christmas special, and all I can say is that I cried. A LOT. All of the tears of the Whovians from this very night is influencing sea level rise.
Santa,
I hope my letter reached you well,
Since there's stuff I've asked you for.
I swear I've been a good Time Lord
When I leave the TARDIS door.
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Well, maybe I caused an invasion,
And killed a Sycorax with an orange.
But I already gave him a chance,
(Sorry nothing rhymed with orange).
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I may have drowned a spider,
But her threat to kill us went global.
And I (might) have accidentally killed her,
But c'mon, I saved Donna Noble!
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Don't get me started about the Titanic.
I may have hitched a ride.
But spare me – I've saved all six billion
When the ship got cast aside.
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Did I tell you about the Cybermen
That threatened to kill us all?
I met a man called "The Doctor"
And we both stopped London's fall.
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That's about it involving me,
But I hope it's enough to convince,
That I'm still a good Time Lord,
In fact, call me the "Good Prince".
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So in case you didn't receive my letter,
I'll repeat the stuff I need:
Some temporal plasma conduits,
To boost the single time feed.
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And don't forget the polarity capacitors -
The thing I've talked about.
Or just throw in a banana-flavoured pear
In case you're having doubt.
Yours sincerely,
The Doctor