DUCT TAPE
Duct tape is a wonderful and widely used object. It seems to have the ability to repair next to anything. Have you ever wondered why? I have and now am the only one with the solution to the problem. It is quite simple really and I assume that is the reason why so many people have overlooked it. IN simple facts, duct tape is truly the remains of all the ideas of Americans. For as Americans truly do get fantastic ideas but are unfortunately too lazy to do anything about them most of the time. Thus the ideas rot in their heads. In the middle of the night, under the disguise of the Sand Man, a figure slips in and takes out the rotting ideas. By this point they are a sticky gooey mess. The "Sand Man" then puts it into sealed containers and leaves a little bit of "dream sand" behind to help his disguise. Once he reaches the factory, he deposits the containers on the conveyer belt. The substance is drained from its new containers and mixed into a large vat. As the mixture is stirred, a small amount of used chewing gum is added to give it its tacky consistency. Slowly, it becomes the right consistency and color. It is then spread across large strips of rubber and formed into rolls. It is then sold back to Americans in the alias form of tape. Because it is made from wonderful yet wasted ideas, it is often considered to be one of the world's greatest inventions because in reality, it is part of the world's greatest inventions. Unfortunately we will never know what these ideas are because at the moment they are being used to seal my mouth shut. The people doing it claim it is because I'm rambling on about nonsense, but I know the truth. They were afraid I would tell people what I had learned. Unfortunately they forgot about computers. As soon as I noticed this oversight, I began typing, which is how you are now receiving this classified information. SO just remember were all your great ideas that you didn't take to heart and forgot about are ever time you rip off I large strip of duct tape.
Duct tape is a wonderful and widely used object. It seems to have the ability to repair next to anything. Have you ever wondered why? I have and now am the only one with the solution to the problem. It is quite simple really and I assume that is the reason why so many people have overlooked it. IN simple facts, duct tape is truly the remains of all the ideas of Americans. For as Americans truly do get fantastic ideas but are unfortunately too lazy to do anything about them most of the time. Thus the ideas rot in their heads. In the middle of the night, under the disguise of the Sand Man, a figure slips in and takes out the rotting ideas. By this point they are a sticky gooey mess. The "Sand Man" then puts it into sealed containers and leaves a little bit of "dream sand" behind to help his disguise. Once he reaches the factory, he deposits the containers on the conveyer belt. The substance is drained from its new containers and mixed into a large vat. As the mixture is stirred, a small amount of used chewing gum is added to give it its tacky consistency. Slowly, it becomes the right consistency and color. It is then spread across large strips of rubber and formed into rolls. It is then sold back to Americans in the alias form of tape. Because it is made from wonderful yet wasted ideas, it is often considered to be one of the world's greatest inventions because in reality, it is part of the world's greatest inventions. Unfortunately we will never know what these ideas are because at the moment they are being used to seal my mouth shut. The people doing it claim it is because I'm rambling on about nonsense, but I know the truth. They were afraid I would tell people what I had learned. Unfortunately they forgot about computers. As soon as I noticed this oversight, I began typing, which is how you are now receiving this classified information. SO just remember were all your great ideas that you didn't take to heart and forgot about are ever time you rip off I large strip of duct tape.