The Rent-A-Cop

The Rent-A-Cop
PsychoChick
 
Disclaimer: Merle is mine, the boys are not. I'm making no money from this.



He was bored. Bored, bored, bored, bor-hungry. Boredhungry, boredhungry, boredhungry.....

Merle sighed and shifted his weight from his left foot to his right. It was the same thing every night-- stand around for six hours, patrol every half hour, making sure the empty warehouse he guarded stayed empty. At least, as empty as a bunch of cardboard boxes could make it.

He had never understood why he and Johnson-- the other guard, on the other side of the building-- had been hired to watch over a big empty room. It was a waste of money. But then, Merle thought back to his family, and stopped wondering altogether. Money was money, no matter the employer. This was just a short-time gig anyway, and it paid well. That was all that mattered.

Shifting again, Merle checked his watch, then leaned against the wall. He had ten minutes till patrol. Focusing his eyes on the far wall, in an effort to stay awake, Merle listened to the rats in the walls. They were being awfully loud; louder than usual.

It almost sounded like wet shoes....

Turning towards the sound, Merle let out a strangled gasp, as something ripped down his back. With a gurgle, Merle sank to his knees, hands behind him, trying to feel where the pain was coming from. Above the roar in his ears, he heard someone curse, and the fire in his back flared up even more as he was pulled backwards, which almost detracted from the pain around his neck.

Trying to grasp at the thing around his neck, Merle leaned forward, in an aborted attempt to get away. The thing around his neck tightened, and darkness finally descended upon him.

***
"Balinese, hurry up!" Aya commanded, and Yoji rolled his eyes.

"If Siberian had done his job in the first place, I wouldn't be cleaning up after him!" the lanky blond replied.

"Hey!" Ken objected. "It wasn't my shoes that alerted him!" The soccer player stared pointedly at Omi, who blushed.

"It was the rain," he protested.

"Oh, sure, blame Mother Nature," Yoji said, and Omi blushed harder.

"Hey, you, stop!" came a voice from the other end of the building.

Omi turned in one fluid motion, his crossbow up and fired before the guard could say more, the arrow piercing the other man's heart.

"Two down, none to go," he said.

Aya nodded shortly. "Let's go."

The hunters of the night continued on their way, never-minding the swath of blood they had left behind.


**Owari**