Title: The Farscape Thing I Wrote After Eating Half a Bag of Fritos and
Drinking Lots of Mountain Dew
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: While I very strongly wish I owned Farscape, sadly I do not. If somehow I manage to obtain Farscape, I will share with my reviewers. *hint, hint*
Author's Note: I would just like to take the time to state that THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BAD. This chapter was a sort of vauge attempt to be like Corde of Cordefic fame. I failed miserably, but in the next chapter I take an entirely different approach and it's so much better. This story was written a very long time ago (about Season Three I think), so please don't send me flames that say 'u suck jool is gone wtf is your problem'. If you review me and tell me I suck, please have the courtesy to use correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar. Creative word choice is optional, but encouraged!
Today I'm very bored, so I decided to write a thing about Farscape.
Aeryn: Okay, so when is this 'thing' going to start?
Lily: It already started.
Jool: Oh, my God it's started I have to go fix my hair!
(Jool goes off to fix her hair.)
Just then, Rose my muse popped up out of nowhere to bother me.
Rose: I inspired you to write this piece of dren?! There are only 4 characters in it and two of them are us!
Lily: Fine, I'll do something exciting with my story.
Lily makes Jothee (who should have never left Moya in the first place) pop up out of nowhere (lots of popping in this story.) Jothee stands around looking confused.
Jothee: Um, where am I?
Lily: Oh, my God, you are boring. *imitates annoying British lady on the Weakest Link* G' bye. Jothee disappears.
D'Argo leaps into the room in Lily's leotard.
D'Argo: I'm a ballet dancer!
D'Argo jetés around the room.
Lily: Hey, D'Argo you just missed Jothee.
D'Argo stops jeteing.
D'Argo: He's gone? Nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!
D'Argo bursts in to tears.
D'Argo: Wahh!
D'Argo leaves because Lily doesn't want to deal with a crying Luxan.
Jool: So, what now?
Lily: Oh, you're already back from fixing your hair. I guess we could have Crais sing.
Crais: You called?
Lily: Actually, no but we want you to sing.
Jool & Aeryn: What do you mean we?
Lily: Just go with it.
Crais starts to sing in a high soprano voice.
Crais: Tonight, Tonight-
Lily: Now is not a good time for West Side Story!
Crais disappears because Lily is mad at him for singing that song that she now can't get out of her head.
Aeryn: Does this have any point at all?
Lily: I don't think so.
Aeryn: Then I'm leaving, if you need me I'll be in the cargo bay with John. We're going to make out, then I'm going to say some stuff about emotional baggage and he's going to be sad, okay?
Lily: Okay.
Aeryn tries to leave but is blocked by Rose.
Rose: Wait a second. Is this the end? You can't end it here. That would-
Aeryn punches Rose's lights out.
THE END
John: Wait a sec that can't be the end!
Lily: Why not?
John: I didn't have any lines!
Lily: So?
John: I want some lines!
Lily: You just had three, G'bye.
THE END (FOR REAL!)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: While I very strongly wish I owned Farscape, sadly I do not. If somehow I manage to obtain Farscape, I will share with my reviewers. *hint, hint*
Author's Note: I would just like to take the time to state that THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BAD. This chapter was a sort of vauge attempt to be like Corde of Cordefic fame. I failed miserably, but in the next chapter I take an entirely different approach and it's so much better. This story was written a very long time ago (about Season Three I think), so please don't send me flames that say 'u suck jool is gone wtf is your problem'. If you review me and tell me I suck, please have the courtesy to use correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar. Creative word choice is optional, but encouraged!
Today I'm very bored, so I decided to write a thing about Farscape.
Aeryn: Okay, so when is this 'thing' going to start?
Lily: It already started.
Jool: Oh, my God it's started I have to go fix my hair!
(Jool goes off to fix her hair.)
Just then, Rose my muse popped up out of nowhere to bother me.
Rose: I inspired you to write this piece of dren?! There are only 4 characters in it and two of them are us!
Lily: Fine, I'll do something exciting with my story.
Lily makes Jothee (who should have never left Moya in the first place) pop up out of nowhere (lots of popping in this story.) Jothee stands around looking confused.
Jothee: Um, where am I?
Lily: Oh, my God, you are boring. *imitates annoying British lady on the Weakest Link* G' bye. Jothee disappears.
D'Argo leaps into the room in Lily's leotard.
D'Argo: I'm a ballet dancer!
D'Argo jetés around the room.
Lily: Hey, D'Argo you just missed Jothee.
D'Argo stops jeteing.
D'Argo: He's gone? Nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!
D'Argo bursts in to tears.
D'Argo: Wahh!
D'Argo leaves because Lily doesn't want to deal with a crying Luxan.
Jool: So, what now?
Lily: Oh, you're already back from fixing your hair. I guess we could have Crais sing.
Crais: You called?
Lily: Actually, no but we want you to sing.
Jool & Aeryn: What do you mean we?
Lily: Just go with it.
Crais starts to sing in a high soprano voice.
Crais: Tonight, Tonight-
Lily: Now is not a good time for West Side Story!
Crais disappears because Lily is mad at him for singing that song that she now can't get out of her head.
Aeryn: Does this have any point at all?
Lily: I don't think so.
Aeryn: Then I'm leaving, if you need me I'll be in the cargo bay with John. We're going to make out, then I'm going to say some stuff about emotional baggage and he's going to be sad, okay?
Lily: Okay.
Aeryn tries to leave but is blocked by Rose.
Rose: Wait a second. Is this the end? You can't end it here. That would-
Aeryn punches Rose's lights out.
THE END
John: Wait a sec that can't be the end!
Lily: Why not?
John: I didn't have any lines!
Lily: So?
John: I want some lines!
Lily: You just had three, G'bye.
THE END (FOR REAL!)