I had so much fun writing this! This fanfiction the sequel to "Dance with me" and it's based on a competition called The Amazing Race! In the next chapter the rules will be explained. OH! Here are some of the pairings I came up with!
PAIRINGS: KakaSasu, NaruHina, TenNeji, and SakuLee… More will be revealed.
WARNING: Slight KakaSasu lime! I'd write lemon but then it'd be rated R and I wouldn't get so many readers my age… I was THIS close to writing some though.
So here it is. I really hope you enjoy it! I really hope so! It took me a whole day! I went completely insane because I was multitasking! I HAVE HOMEWORK OVER SPRING BREAK! WHAT THE HELL! I'm still not done, so I'm really pissed. This seemed to be an icebreaker!
HAVE A GRAND SPRINK BREAK!
Before I ramble, Here you go!
Rated: PG-13
Shonen-ai!
Chapter 1: Ice Cream fun! Competition, I'm in+-
Sasuke's eyes slowly began to flicker open, slightly blinded by the light of the morning sun, but also protected by the very smile of our lovable morning Kakashi; however, the smile was not directed at him. "What are you looking at?" Sasuke asked curiously toward the form sitting at the foot of his bed. Kakashi stuck into his home again?
"Icha Icha Community!" The silver-haired Jounin didn't avert his eyesight. What was that the eight or ninth volume? Sasuke grumbled some things under his breath. "You know Sasuke, I notice that seconds before you wake up, you moan just a bit. Personally, I think it's very much arousing." Kakashi managed to pull his attention from the book and to the former student of his. Sasuke just rolled over to face the wall. It was a really white wall. "Hmm? Hey what's wrong? Something on your mind little aijin?" Kakashi leaned over the bed and that of Sasuke's chest, unusually arching his neck downward. He began to kiss and play along the boy's neck, gently licking here and there. The boy fidgeted to the affectionate touch. The younger Jounin moaned to the gentle pleasure. "Oh… morning sounds just like that." The silver-haired Jounin purred, continuing the pattern of strokes of the tongue and the trail of many kisses.
"You… pervert…" For a moment, the raven-haired Jounin could do nothing but relax. Letting Kakashi give him what pleasure that he could.
Uchiha Sasuke, Hatake Kakashi, refuse to live together in fear things may happen, which is mostly Sasuke's fear. They have shared his love for only as long as five months. Sasuke has recently turned sixteen, reaching Jounin early spring, joining ANBU less than a month ago. So far, he has done thirty-four A-Class missions and three orders to work S-Class missions for ANBU, never failing a single mission so long as Kakashi was there. Be it simple to catastrophic. His life had done the work for him. Except one little problem.
Kakashi has hormones.
As much as the young Uchiha had them too, his control was flawless, even though Kakashi was probably better in almost everything else. Reading the Icha Icha series didn't help, and was probably the cause of all the older Jounin's sexual desires.
"Did you get these ideas from your book?" Sasuke sighed out, shortly after letting himself lay on his back, grasping Kakashi's hands that were an inch from undoing the boy's pants.
"Hmm? What ideas are you talking about, Koi?" Kakashi teased, licking his lips, dying to advance over the boy. Sasuke squeezed Kakashi's hands, indicating what he was talking about. "Oh you mean from Community? Of course! It's as good as my manual to life!" Kakashi smiled innocently.
"So your life is all about different methods of trying to rape me…" Sasuke stared in a rather affirmative tone. "You know you've still yet to come near to laying a hand on me there just yet, let alone have sex with me." Sasuke grinned, sitting up and gently kissing Kakashi on the lips. "Also, you can't call me aijin just yet." The boy turned his back, beaming with pride.
"Oh, just yet? You mean I will soon?" Kakashi purred, slithering his hands under the younger Jounin's shirt and massaging the boy's upper body, causing him to moan. "I will soon won't I?" Kakashi whispered against the boy's ear. He heard no answer but the younger one's whimpers to escape. Apparently Kakashi was touching the right spots. "Wow, if this is the sounds of up here…" His voice grew low and seductive… "When will I hear the sounds of…" He whispered the last words, letting his tongue roughly graze the boy's ear; the younger Jounin grabbed the hands of this pervert, and pulled them out, turning his body to face that of the Jounin. Sasuke's knees thudded on the ground, as Kakashi sat cross-legged, wrapping his arms around the teenager's waist. "It's a shame I'll have to wait so long for you to grow older." Kakashi whined just realizing exactly how young Sasuke was, and hoping sex would come sooner.
"I turned around to say something, baka. Not just so you could try and imagine what's behind these pants." Kakashi looked up, a big smile on his face, making Sasuke rather very nervous. "Ka… Kakashi… I knew you were going to say something about my age. I'm not going to say this because you're right, but I think I'm far from ready to have THAT. You're a pervert with those screwed up fantasies, while I'm… well… NOT a pervert with… NOT screwed up fantasies." Kakashi looked hurt.
"Absurd! You make me sound like some kind of male prostitute!" Kakashi whined. 'Didn't you say I was a virgin!" Sasuke knocked the sliver-haired maroon on his back and pulled on his cheek, his knees straddling Kakashi's hips. "Hey! No' sha fash!" Kakashi's words were muffled; Sasuke was pulling pretty hard. In a second or two he let go. "Ow! Aside the face pinching, this sounds like a part where this guy's about to RA" Kakashi was silenced by a tongue as good as going down his throat. He followed the young Jounin's lead… or his own contribution by putting his hand under the boy's shirt and pulling the raven-haired boy in, to have their body's as close to each other as possible. Sasuke gasped at the action. After the duration of a good affectionate making out… Ahem… Kakashi decided to spoil the moment, reaching his hands past Sasuke's pants… Getting so close…
WHACK!
And a scream of…
"YOU STINKING PERVERT!" As old as Sasuke was, his voice could still carry pretty high. "Why do you have to be so sick? Do you just want me in a bed?" Sasuke sat up and turned his back. The floor was a carpet.
"Well, that too. How do you know you're not ready if you never tried?" Kakashi sat up as well, placing his legs on each side of the boy, hands going around his lover's stomach, slower lowering them to an uncomfortable low.
"No… don't…" Sasuke was stiff, too scared to move… too curious to stop him. It was true… he never really knew… Apparently Kakashi knew the boy enough to know his curiosity would just get the best of him. The younger boy mentally struck himself. He kicked him self away, once Kakashi had begun to do an unmentionable thing. "Don't!" Sasuke snapped, "When I'm ready! When I'M ready!" The boy made a slight scrunched up face of annoyance, got up and stormed into the washroom. Kakashi stared at the recently slammed door and decided to say the unbelievable.
"So… sex comes after you shower right?" The older Jounin got the response of the door flinging open and a shower of kunai blazing out. "Fun!" Kakashi leapt over the metal objects bombarding him. Before Sasuke could close the door Kakashi pushed his lover away from it and to the end of bathroom. Trapped… He scanned Sasuke… who was in nothing but a towel. "After…right?" Kakashi repeated. The younger Jounin was panic-struck to get free. He hen stared down to an object, dangling from his neck. The name plate…
"Kakashi…" Sasuke's eyes looked pleading. "You promised… remember?" Sasuke wrung his arms around the older Jounin's neck, licking his lips to stop it from chapping. Which lustful almost horny body language from Sasuke was the one Kakashi could say no to? None that's which. Kakashi landed a soft kiss on Sasuke's moist lips, holding one of the boy's hands. Entwining them together. Sasuke's mouth opened to say something, but Kakashi took the opportunity to shove his tongue in, advancing upon that of Sasuke's. Exploring, playing… yearning for the touch. The two released slowly, a bit of liquid escaping Sasuke's mouth, landing on the adjoined hands. He blushed in embarrassment. Kakashi instinctively brought the hand to his lips, licking it away, softly grazing Sasuke's silk skinned hand. There was an unusual silence. "Well…" Sasuke broke it. "Beats a shower." He mentally smacked himself. He knew what was coming next. He looked at Kakashi, who was giving him a rather awkward look.
"Would you like that?" Kakashi purred. "The tongue…. To replace the tap?" The tap obviously was meaning the shower. The silver-haired Jounin gently wrapped his arms around Sasuke possessively, who could only scoff.
"Must be mating season somewhere." The pervert laughed at his lover's sentiment.
"Hmm… or…" The older Jounin continued. "Would you like, the tongue… the tap… and… my touch?" Sasuke blushed. Kakashi seemed to be trying to push him. There was no doubt that Sasuke couldn't blame him. Sasuke himself was becoming vulnerable to these thoughts… just not as quickly…
"How about…" Sasuke gave a thoughtful look. "I'll think about it while I take a shower with JUST the tap… while you go make the bed and get some food ready?" Kakashi mused, slightly disappointed. Shrugging it off for now, he kissed Sasuke on the lips, and left the washroom, stopping at the foot of the door.
"What kind of food exactly?" Kakashi dared not turn around, for it was possible Sasuke had already taken the towel off. He'd take a look, but that would get him killed. "How about hot ramen? Or warm tea?" Sasuke twitched. What month was it?
"Kakashi…" Sasuke said, as he pushed his lover out, closing the door. He began to speak through the wooden block. "It's summer, why would we want to eat something so hot?" The boy paused… and realized what Kakashi was thinking. "You are SO a dead man when I come out!" Words… nothing but words and Sasuke himself knew it. He doesn't want to kill him… nor does he want to love Kakashi… None the less he does… so he has nothing to do but deal with it by accepting and loving Kakashi.
Minutes later…
The boy came out, fresh and fragrant. Clean as a whistle, hair soaked and stuck to his face and a towel over his neck. "I'm finished!" Sasuke chimed. His anger had left him after that. "Kakashi?" The boy stepped into the kitchen; his lover was nowhere in sight. He stared at the counter; a bowl of ice cream was left there. "Kakashi!" He called again. Before he could do anything, arms wrapped tightly around his waist. Sasuke grinned. "Nice to see you too. However… if the ice cream is some kind of plot, it won't work."
"Oh, heavens no! I don't need any extra tools to sway you that way! That happens later!" Kakashi nipped at the boy's ear a couple times. In a matter of seconds Kakashi got bored and picked Sasuke up.
"GAH! No! Kakashi, put me down!" Sasuke screamed. Even though he told Kakashi to put him down his arms were tightly wrapped around the Jounin's neck, and his head was snuggled into his chest. Kakashi carried the boy to the counter, and onto one of the two chairs. He sat on the one in front of Sasuke.
"Want to share?" Kakashi pointed at the bowl of ice cream. Sasuke stared from the bowl, filled with a creamy white, a light pink and a dark brown, covered in a probably sweet chocolate syrup, neatly cross-hatched along the color coordinated ice cream, and a small rectangular waffle cake half dipped into the side. Did I mention there was only one spoon? Sasuke gave a small nod. Kakashi took the spoon in his hands, dipping it into the ice cream. He pulled it out and ended up nabbing a spoonful (DAMN OBVIOUSLY!). "This spoon will only touch your lips and yours alone." The Jounin purred. Sasuke stared at Kakashi, as he was slowly being fed. It only confused him for a few moments. Then it hit him, as the cold creamy flavored goodness entered his mouth, the spoon was put back into the bowl, Kakashi wrapped an arm around Sasuke's waist and his other free hand pulled the back of Sasuke's head. The raven haired Jounin blushed as Kakashi entered the boy's mouth without warning, tongue violently searching around. The two released in a gasp of air, panting. The silver-haired Jounin gave a gracious smile. "Sasuke… you taste sweet." Said sweet tasting Jounin blushed a deeper shade of pink. The two leaned against each other's foreheads; Kakashi picking up the ice cream covered spoon. Just as it touched the tip of Sasuke's tongue, there was a knock on the door. The younger Jounin fell back. Kakashi caught him in a heartbeat.
"Thank you." Sasuke sighed in relief, and quickly kissed his savior. He got off the chair, grabbed Kakashi's hand and pulled him along. The older Jounin pulled on his mask and head protector. They got to a window beside the door, he looked past the curtains and there was Naruto, face pressed against the door and Sakura was trying to pull him off. Behind the two were Hinata and Lee? Was there something going on here? Sasuke looked at Kakashi and nodded; he went to open the door, as soon as he undid all three door locks, Naruto fell right on Sasuke. In a very disturbing position. "KYAAAH! GET OFFA ME!" Sasuke screamed, Naruto's face was a little lower than his stomach. Naruto slowly got up and received a boot to the face by Sasuke. "YOU'RE ALL SICK I TELL YOU!" The young Jounin fumed, glaring at the still Chuunin Naruto.
"Urusai, Sasuke! Be glad I'm here at all!" Naruto muttered.
"Go—Gomen nasaii, Sasuke-san… He… he didn't mean to…" Hinata whispered in the background. It was enough for Sasuke to hear it. He felt proud what with her using "San" at the end. Wow! Hinata apologized in Naruto's name. Did this mean what he thought it meant?
"Hinata…" Sasuke looked in her direction. Her eyes didn't lock in his direction but began to linger here and there. She nodded slightly, indicating that she was all ears. "Are you and dobe here…?" Sasuke didn't dare finish. She was quiet for a moment, and then nodded. Sasuke began to wander who made the first move and pondered whether he should get out more aside for missions. Why doesn't he know these things? Sasuke froze for a minute, looking at Sakura, and at Lee. He hadn't spoken to Sakura in a long while, so he delivered the question to her. "Uh… Sakura-san…" She looked at him with slight despair in her eyes, remembering some awful things.
"Y-yes Sasuke-kun?" She forced herself to smile; however her eyes were slightly pained. He was about to say what she knew what he was about to say. "I'm fine thank you, and in case you're wondering yes." She clung slightly to Lee's arm, which shined his teeth happily. Sasuke shuddered and blinked it away. Kakashi laughed half-heartedly, as he folded his arms and placed them on Sasuke's head.
"Hello there you guys! What brings you to Sasuke's place!" The older Jounin chimed. The group's faces lit up for some odd reason.
"Kakashi-san! Good that you're here! We came for the both of you!" Lee smiled. God did he polish his teeth this morning! "We can't because we want to know if you want to enter the new Konoha's Amazing Race!" The two were silent for a moment. Looking from each other and back to the four. "Lots of people are joining! Seeing as… well… Naruto-kun and Sakura-san say that you and Sasuke-kun are…. You know… we figured it'd be fun if we invited you two to go with us."
There was a rather unusual silence. Where had this "Amazing race" been heard before? The two looked at each other, as if to read their thoughts. The Jounin smiled underneath the mask and Sasuke smiled without anything covering his lips.
"Sounds like fun." They said together. "We're in!"
! Registration Office (Fifth Hokage's Office) !
The six had made their way into the crowded office, trying their best not to lose each other in the crowd. Sasuke held Kakashi's hands tightly. They strung their way past the mob that was outside. Sure you could say this is budging, but lets just call it trying to survive a trample. At last they made it close to the front, awaiting the people ahead of them to finish their registration. No way in hell all of them were going to make it to the competition.
"Naruto-kun…" Hinata whispered, clutching his jacket. "Wh-what happens if we don't get in?" She trembled. Apparently, this was a test of her strength.
"Don't worry Hinata! There's no way we won't get in! We're too great to fail! Hey look! We're up next!" They walked up to the front, now facing Tsunade. "Hey! Old lady Tsunade, you know me! This is Hinata! We'd want to register!" His hand slammed on the desk. Tsunade twitched at the boy's utter rudeness, but handed them a paper and clipboard that she just wrote on. "All right! Let's write down our information then! Ikuzou!" Naruto grabbed Hinata by the hand and pulled her out of the crowd.
Just before they were out of the Hokage's earshot, Hinata whispered, "Sorry, Hokage-sama!"
Sasuke and Kakashi were next in line. Tsunade smiled, but didn't say word. Knowing what they wanted, she just began to write information on the next sheet and clipboard, and handed it to them.
"Why thank you!" Kakashi smiled as he took the paper. He took Sasuke by waist and pulled him out.
! Waiting room!
"L-lets start writing in our information then." Hinata shyly said as she pulled out a pen and began to write. Sasuke and Kakashi followed suit. The older Jounin sat down, pulling his lover onto his lap, making Sasuke blush.
"How about you read it out, and I'll write it down, boy-who-likes-to-be-on-top?" Kakashi whispered. Sasuke groaned, slightly annoyed but nodded. He picked up the pen that was attached on the clipboard, clicked it open and held it to one of the blanks.
"Ok, the first one is our names… that's a no-brainer." Sasuke handed the pen to Kakashi, whose head was locked on Sasuke's left shoulder, his hands on both sides of the younger Jounin. He began to write… on the right spot.
"U…chi…ha… Sa…su…ke… Hatake… Kakashi…" Neat writing… "Alright! Next question, Koi?"
"Hey! You can see just fine!" Sasuke muttered. Kakashi dragged his head off, pulled off his mask and kissed an exposed part of Sasuke's neck.
"Yes… but I like listening to you talk…" Kakashi purred. "Now… for the next question." He licked the back of Sasuke's neck to urge the boy on. Kakashi was oblivious to Hinata's embarrassed stare, wishing Naruto would do that too.
"Fine!" Sasuke huffed. "What is your relationship, a: Couple, b: Family, c: Friends, d: We just met and we're here for shits." Sasuke laughed at the last one. The silver-haired Jounin circled A. "Why are you here?" Sasuke and Kakashi looked at each other. They smiled, as Sasuke's hand went over Kakashi's writing hand. Kakashi and Sasuke wrote it together, and they quote. "'This is a test of love!'". The two laughed and looked at Sakura, who was with Lee. They were writing things in and passing it to the other, writing and passing.
"Let's continue." Kakashi said, as he put his mask back on…
! A while later!
After… a while later… most of the teams had finished putting in their registration forms, signed and all. Now the few called were separately going for interviews.
"Ladies and gentlemen this is your Fifth Hokage and I'm here to interview the selected groups that shall take on the new Konoha's Amazing Race! We'll begin with the couples."
Hyuuga Neji, and TenTen.
Neji: Well… Technically we're not much of a couple; we're more of just really good friends.
TenTen: Yeah I guess. We've been a team since we were twelve and we figured this would test our team strength. Even though I was the one who wrote us as a couple…
5th Hokage: So, just curious, do you have any desires to get the prize, or are you really just here for fun?
TenTen: Well, it would be nice to win the hundred thousand. (I toned it down a little cause I figured if a person under twenty won a million it'd be crazy) However, we're just here for fun.
Neji: We want to win that's for sure, but we really don't NEED the money.
5th Hokage: Yeah, well I wish you good luck.
Neji & TenTen: Thank you.
Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuuga Hinata
Naruto: We intend to win! It'll be so cool! I've never been in a competition like this one! Around an entire continent! WOW! (This is also another thing I'm changing ;)
Hinata: I… I just want to have… fun with Naruto-kun. Winning… yes…
5th Hokage: What do you think you'll do with the hundred grand if you win it?
Naruto: A new house and a lifetime supply of RAMEN! If that's Okay with you Hinata!
Hinata: Uh… Sure… And maybe some decorations?
Naruto: ALL RIGHT! IT'LL BE GREAT!
5th Hokage: Okay… I wish you the MOST luck…
Naruto: That's right! Go wish us good luck!
5th Hokage: Ugh…
Uchiha Sasuke and Hatake Kakashi
Sasuke: Well, I figure that we're here because it's a test of how well we're going to work together. I figure we might end up arguing over some things, but we'll make it!
Kakashi: Yeah… arguing is probably the thing that we'll do the most. Laughs
5th Hokage: Well, doesn't that worry you at all?
Sasuke: No…
Kakashi: We've argued a hell of a lot here and there and seeing as we're here, I guess we can get through anything.
5th Hokage: That's so sweet. Do you intend on doing anything with the prize money if you win it?
Kakashi: Well, the best we came up with is either charity or getting a new home we can live together in.
Sasuke: Oh, sure… tell her something else I don't know! A home?
Kakashi: You've thought of it before! At least I mentioned charity!
5th Hokage: Yes well I wish you a lot of luck.
Sasuke: Thank you.
Haruno Sakura and Rock Lee
Lee: I intend to win it for my dear Sakura-san! She's everything to me!
Sakura: Lee-kun! You don't really have to!
Lee: If I don't, I'll run six times around Konoha! I promise Sakura!
5th Hokage: Wow, I didn't know he was so determined. I think you guys are going to be some major competition! Do you have your hearts set on getting anything if you win?
Lee: ANYTHING SAKURA-SAN DESIRES! (Shines teeth)
Sakura: AH! Close your mouth! (Puts on shades)
5th Hokage: AH! My eyes! (Is blinded)
Iruka (The Cameraman): AAAH! LOOK AWAY! (Falls back)
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Chapter 1 End +-
I kinda insulted Rock Lee, but I do like him! He's cool! (Shines her own teeth) That was my first chapter! I need reviews to continue please!
Please note that I don't own the competition called the Amazing Race! Some of the material is changed. By the way, I'm just curious! Who do you think will win? I just wanna tally up your votes! It'll be fun ne? I fell over laughing when I was writing the KakaSasu lemony fluff!
I think I'm going to tone down my own shiny teeth now….
I'll work on chapter two in a bit.