Once upon a time there was a little girl named Lily. Lily was a happy little girl who lived in a house and ate m&ms all day. One day, Lily ate too many m&m's and got really fat, and then Lily was sad, so Lily went to find a magic fairy who could help her be not fat, so Lily went away. Lily was skipping down the road when she saw an evil hedgehog that was about to stab her to death with tissues, so Lily took a piece of tape and stuck it on the hedgehog's head, and the hedgehog flew away. Then Lily found a mushroom and wanted to eat it, so she ate it and flew away too. From the sky she saw the house of the magical witch, Mollyanna, so Lily flew down to Mollyanna's house, and asked Mollyanna if she could make her unfat again. But Mollyanna said that Noralina couldn't become nonfat unless she promised she would never see her true love James ever again, and Lily was very sad, so she told Mollyanna that she would just have to suffer and be fat. Then Lily flew back home again, but when she got home, James was so disgusted by her fatness, that he jumped off a cliff, so Lily jumped off the cliff after him and saved him. And after that he didn't care that she was fat anymore and decided that Lily was a good person, even if she was fat. So Lily decided to go on a diet and became nonfat after a few years.
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Epilogue
Many years later, when Lily and James had a cute baby boy named Harry, Lily and James got blown up by an evil wizard named voldemort
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