Is our heralding cry
As we knock down your down
With you sprawled on the floor
Beneath some cute guy
Now please don't act shy
We know where you're been
And we know you can't win
Against the forces of Y'
That is the SBI!
Now don't be afraid
It's just a small raid
So put your pants back on
(That means you too Van)
And show us a smile
We'll be here for a while
So you'd better confess
And clean up this mess
Of whip cream and tubes
Which held mint-flavor lube
Well our work here is done
It's been lots of fun
But we have to run
(By the way pal, cute buns)
We're fangirls with guns
Filled with water, what fun
To find yaoi where none
Thought it could be done
But we prove we're the ones
Who get the job done!
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