Tales From Behind the 24/7 Counter
Note: I'm not Jhonen. I've never been Jhonen in a past life. At least, I don't think I have. Jhonen The Mighty owns everything, so don't sue me, I'm scared of lawyers.
Nny was alone in the house.
It wasn't much of a surprise. He had been alone for most of his life.
He had one opportunity to change that, but he, being the shithead that he was, ruined it.
It was all worthless, now. He was trapped in this fatal perception of reality; stuck with all these primitive machines who call themselves meaningless names.
He sighed, shifting his gaze from the night sky that cast shadows through his window, to the open sketchbook on the floor. He walked to it, and lay on his stomach, picking up the pencil and throwing his Noodle Boyish ideas onto the paper. Somehow, it took his mind off the despair he had been feeling only moments before. Just then, a loud crash cut through his concentration as a beer bottle smashed through the boards on the window. His head snapped up in time to see a few drunk teens laughing and yelling in a car that had just passed his house. His eyes narrowed as the frusteration and anger rose in him, eager to be let out. He grabbed his coat and walked out the door.
He couldn't go after the teens, since they were going fucking 70 and he didn't feel like driving, but he would find more blood to feed the wall with. After all, the world was chock full of assholes; and it needed it, anyway.
Nny felt the frusteration leave him as he walked closer and closer to the 24/7. Ah, at nights like this, the real assholes hung out there. He pushed open the door and walked toward the Brain Freezy machine, pulling out a cup. But when he pulled the sacred lever, the machine only let out a hissing noise. His eyes widened and he turned to the new clerk, who immediately said, "We turn those off at 2 AM. No Cherry Doom for you tonight."
Nny nearly fell over in shock. "But you don't usually turn them off at 2." The clerk sighed, and Nny noticed that he had blond hair, business-like glasses, and he looked like he belonged in an office rather than a 24/7 store. "The other clerk got fired; and I turn them off at 2 AM. I'm sorry, sir." Nny twitched a little, then his eyes narrowed and he slowly walked to the clerk. "You undeniably evil vessel of Satan! How dare you turn off my Cherry Doom this night?! HOW DARE YOU?? YOU EVIL SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!!" With that, he pulled out a long handled scythe in his coat and dragged the blade down the man's throat. Blood spurted everywhere as the man choked on his own blood and fell to the ground. Nny sighed and picked up the Brain Freezy cup, watching in uncommonly sick fascination as the red droplets slid down the white walls of the cup and gathered at the bottom. A few minutes later, he walked out of the store, holding a Brain Freezy in one hand and a cup of the clerk's lifejuice in the other.
OK, I KNOW THAT SUCKED!! But I'm still bored, and I'm still biting the heads off of those gummy dolphins I'm eating, and I mentioned I'm bored? R&R. I'm starting to get into fics a lot more now (
Note: I'm not Jhonen. I've never been Jhonen in a past life. At least, I don't think I have. Jhonen The Mighty owns everything, so don't sue me, I'm scared of lawyers.
Nny was alone in the house.
It wasn't much of a surprise. He had been alone for most of his life.
He had one opportunity to change that, but he, being the shithead that he was, ruined it.
It was all worthless, now. He was trapped in this fatal perception of reality; stuck with all these primitive machines who call themselves meaningless names.
He sighed, shifting his gaze from the night sky that cast shadows through his window, to the open sketchbook on the floor. He walked to it, and lay on his stomach, picking up the pencil and throwing his Noodle Boyish ideas onto the paper. Somehow, it took his mind off the despair he had been feeling only moments before. Just then, a loud crash cut through his concentration as a beer bottle smashed through the boards on the window. His head snapped up in time to see a few drunk teens laughing and yelling in a car that had just passed his house. His eyes narrowed as the frusteration and anger rose in him, eager to be let out. He grabbed his coat and walked out the door.
He couldn't go after the teens, since they were going fucking 70 and he didn't feel like driving, but he would find more blood to feed the wall with. After all, the world was chock full of assholes; and it needed it, anyway.
Nny felt the frusteration leave him as he walked closer and closer to the 24/7. Ah, at nights like this, the real assholes hung out there. He pushed open the door and walked toward the Brain Freezy machine, pulling out a cup. But when he pulled the sacred lever, the machine only let out a hissing noise. His eyes widened and he turned to the new clerk, who immediately said, "We turn those off at 2 AM. No Cherry Doom for you tonight."
Nny nearly fell over in shock. "But you don't usually turn them off at 2." The clerk sighed, and Nny noticed that he had blond hair, business-like glasses, and he looked like he belonged in an office rather than a 24/7 store. "The other clerk got fired; and I turn them off at 2 AM. I'm sorry, sir." Nny twitched a little, then his eyes narrowed and he slowly walked to the clerk. "You undeniably evil vessel of Satan! How dare you turn off my Cherry Doom this night?! HOW DARE YOU?? YOU EVIL SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!!" With that, he pulled out a long handled scythe in his coat and dragged the blade down the man's throat. Blood spurted everywhere as the man choked on his own blood and fell to the ground. Nny sighed and picked up the Brain Freezy cup, watching in uncommonly sick fascination as the red droplets slid down the white walls of the cup and gathered at the bottom. A few minutes later, he walked out of the store, holding a Brain Freezy in one hand and a cup of the clerk's lifejuice in the other.
OK, I KNOW THAT SUCKED!! But I'm still bored, and I'm still biting the heads off of those gummy dolphins I'm eating, and I mentioned I'm bored? R&R. I'm starting to get into fics a lot more now (