Jake roamed the island looking for dirkbot. Jake's best friend, dirk, had made it for him so he wouldn't be a loner.

"DIRKBOT!" Jake yelled. No answer. Jake kicked around a little rock until he heard something, he turned around and was tackled to the ground by dirkbot.

"There you are, where were you?" Jake asked. Dirkbot got off Jake and help him up. Then dirkbot gave Jake a box of chocolates and a bouquet of flowers. Jake felt his face turn red.

"I-is this for m-me?" Jake asked. Dirkbot nodded. "Thank you dirkbot"Jake said. Jake went back to the house and put the flowers in a vase and put the chocolates in his room. When Jake turned to leave, he was stopped by dirkbot.

"Jake" dirkbot said. Jake froze. He didn't know he could talk.

"Don't be scared" dirkbot said "Jake, I love you, dirk loves you, but he never told you cause he was a coward." He said. Jake just blushed and fainted on his bed.

When Jake woke up, he wasn't wearing any clothes. He looked around. Dirkbot came in the room and climbed ontop of Jake. Dirkbots cool metal body pressed against Jake. Dirkbsed jake. Jake's eyes grew big and blushed. Then dirkbot tapped Jake's nose.

"I'll be back" he said. Jake put on his helmet and started to pester dirk.

Gt began to pester TT

GT: dirk, you got to help me! Dirkbot is going crazy.

TT: how is he going crazy?

GT: by giving me flowers and chocolates

TT: ok

GT: and stripping me naked

TT: WHAT!?

GT: i know! Omg he's back and he's mmmhhhh

TT:Jake?

GT has been dissconected.

Dirk ran out of his house and grabbed his katana and jumped on the hover board left foJakes house. Dirkbot put his shaft in Jakes mouth. Jake was forced to suck until oil covered his face. Then dirkbot turned Jake around and entered Jake. Jake screamed in pain. Dirkbot thrust until Jake's butt was covered in oil. Dirkbot sat Jake in his lap and kissed him. Jake wrapped his arms around dirkbots neck and kissed back, that is, until dirkboypt entered him again. Jake was now crying, and dirk crashed through the window.

"Dirkbot,I built you to keep Jake company, not to rape him" dirkbot pushed Jake on the floor, who was still naked and crying and took his own katana. The fought and fought, the made it all the way to the roof.

"Dirk, he had to know one day" dirkbot said.

"Ya, but not likthat" dirk said.

Jake got dressed andtrapped his pistols, he had to shoot dirkbot, dirk would be killed. Jake was still crying. He didn't want to do this, he did like dirkbot a lot, but he didn't want his best friend to die. Jake ran up the stairs. He wiped away his tears. Dirk and dirkbot watched Jake as he went near the edge of the roof, pointing both pistols at both of them.

"Woah,Jake, what are you doing?" Dirk said.

"Doing somethingI should have done years ago." Jake said. He held his pistols down and when to dirkbot. Jake kissed dirkbot, who kissed back.

Goodbye, old champ!" Jake said as he shot dirkbot. Dirkbot fell to the ground. Jake punched through dirkbots chest and grabbed uranium from the heart. Jake looked at dirk, who looked back.

"I guess I should go" dirk said, beginning to leave.

"Wait"Jake said, grabbing his hand.

"What is itJake? Dirk asked.

"You forgot your prize" Jake said.

"But,I didn't save you" dirk said.

"So,you came a long way here, and I gained confidence by thinking diekbot was going to kill you" Jake said "close your eyes"

"Fine" dirk says as he closes his eyes. Jake wraps his arms around Dirk's neck and kisses him. Dirk's eyes shoot open and look at Jake, who looked, so happy. Dirk kissed Jake back. They both blushed. The both pulled away to get air.

"hey Jake"

"Yesdirk?" Jake asked

I'm being a counseled at a camp and I was wondering if you can be one to." Dirk said.

I would love to" Jake said smiling.

Hi guys, nintemdo64gal here. This story will have lots of ships. In the next chapter, its John Kat. I need more ships. Can you guys tell me some ships without john, Karkat, Jake or dirk? That would be great!