Mastercontrol presents:
"Name's Rika"
(this was based on a song i heard on the radio, i do not own it or digimon.)
She's a real live wire when it comes to cards.
When she beats you buddy, she will beat you hard.
she's a red headded gal who could stop the show.
but here's a little fact that you need to know...
Name's Rika.
Yeah jack, her name's Rika.
You touch her or grope her or mention her dad,
She's gonna hurt you twice as bad.
(and i don't mean Emotionaly)
You see, she's the kind of gal that likes to have some fun.
Setting things on fire and polishing her Gun.
you call her a princess or a pussycat,
she might just kill you with a baseball bat!
She owns a crobar, steak knives, she's got a hatchet, man.
But let's face it, she could kill with her bare hands.
you call her a bitch and she'll know just what to do,
she'll shove her foot so far up you, she could wear ya like a shoe!
Her name's Rika,
Yeah moron, her name's Rika.
She'll sneak into your bedroom, where your mommy makes your bed,
she grab your crappy little goggles and beat you little head.
her name's Rika,
Yeah jack, her name's Rika.
Woo woo woo!
Come over for dinner, and meet her and her folks,
just remember little man, this fic is not a joke!
You have been warned!
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