Note, I don't own the familiar of zero or naruto {hint, by naruto I mean Tobi...TOBI} and I love
both of them so... anyway lets get on with the story...this story is brought to you by...TOBI and the
rest of the crew...
We start our story with a young, little, cute, and random/funny guy Tobi as he was walking to the
store with Konan to pick up some stuff while as a big "surprise" everyone's dead, of course except
the two and this is where we begin...
"GOD DAMN THAT FUCKING HURT" said a frustrated Hidan
"That did kind of hurt" said a calm Itachi
"Hidan, why are you always cussing, Sheesh?" said a confused Konan
"Because I FUCKING CAN!" hidan said and shortly after he gets a shinra tensei bitch-slap to the face...
"PEIN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH I COULD HAVE FUCKING DIED"Hidan said
"Well you were getting on my nerves, bothering me, yelling while I want silence and most of all, I was bored"Pein said calmly
...(silence)..."wow 5 minutes without a Tobi outburst or explosion...that's a new record"Fishy Shark boy said (thats my nickname for him...don't
judge)
"Wait, wait, wait...Did the fucking narrator just call, Kisame, Fishy Shark Boy?"Hidan said
Yes I did so what, I just said don't judge
"To bad.. it's fun to judge...WHAT THE FUCK MAN THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON"Hidan
your point...your mama's so fat she walked in the road so I had to swerve around her, ran out of gas
"YO MAMA FIGHT!" yelled Deidera
"Yo mama's so ugly she's the one who made Waldo hide"Hidan came back with.
Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "OH HELL NO"
"Yo mama's so like a shotgun give her a cock and she blows"Hidan
"Yo mama's so like a bowling ball gets fingered, banged down an ally, and comes back for more
"Yo mama's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her"Hidan
yo mama's so ugly when she was born her mother said "what a treasure" and her dad said "yeah so lets go bury it
"Yo mama's so like a big mac full of fat, grease, and worth a buck"Hidan
"OOHH"all but Tobi, he's gone noone, knows it yet
"COME ON NARRATOR" shouted Sasori
yo mama's so fat she got baptized in seaworld
"OOOOOHHHHH" we have a winner...Narrator..
Well continuing the story...where's Tobi
"Huh, AHH WHERE IS TOBI!"Hidan
([{Meanwhile in a different universe thing}])
"Louise, can you please come up here and turn this metal to gold" Teacher
"uhh I don't think that's a good idea teacher..."random kid
"Why's that? She wont bite"Teacher
"No its because were all scared"Kid
"Of Louise?"Teacher "No of dying by her mess up"Kid
"WHY ARE YOU ALL SO MEAN TO ME JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK I CAN DO A SIMPLE SPELL!" said the pink haired, hot headed girl
"I nominate myself to do it myself, I, Kirche Augusta Frederica von Anhalt Zerbst" said the person with the very long name
"No im doing it and you wont stop me"Louise
"CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP" Said the class
(BOOM)
end on chapter one... you'll see more tobi in the next few chapters... as you see Tobi left while both
of those scenes happend at the same time it seems they happened one after another but it was the
akatsuki death first...then the waiting to come back to life...the yo mama fight and classroom scene
happened at the same time but the portal takes forever so it came to take Tobi before it even
happened... chapter 2 will come soon