And Yet Another Element is Bent
(or, the Complete and Utter Destruction of the Fourth Wall)
Rated: T
Summary: In which Sokka discovers a new element that he can actually bend, Zuko passes out, and Aang makes a speedy getaway. NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
Please note that no part of this story is meant to be offensive to the reader. It was written purely for entertainment purposes. Thank you.
Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar: The Last Airbender.
It was a warm, sunny noon in the palace courtyard. Zuko, Sokka, and Aang had taken the day off to catch up with each other. The women had left for some 'quality gossip-time.'
Once the laughter had died down-caused by a rather amusing tale involving two polar bear-dogs and a fishing trip gone wrong Sokka announced that he had made a huge discovery.
"Hey, Aang, Zuko, I found a new element to bend! And I can bend it, too!"
"Really? What is it?"
"Guess!"
"Smokebending?"
"No."
"Lavabending?"
"No."
"Electricbending?"
"Hey, don't firebenders know how to do that?"
"...Meatbending?"
"I'm pretty sure that was just something that the Ember Island Players made up. Anyway, it's not even related to the new element!"
"Then what is it?"
"Genderbending!"
"..."
"Fine! I'll prove it!"
Sokka made strange movements with his hands. He was soon surrounded by a cloud of thick white smoke. Moments later, the smoke faded, and...
.
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
.
In Sokka's place was a girl with dark, messy locks.
The shirt did very little to hide her chest.
Zuko was propelled several yards away by a massive geyser of blood that shot from his nose. When he landed, foam bubbled from the side of his mouth.
Aang stared.
"..."
"..."
Sokka stared.
"..."
"..."
Silence ensued.
[No crickets are available to break the awkward silence. We apologize for the inconvenience. Have a nice day!]
Aang leaped back and snapped some photos from a camera that had been procured from nowhere. The 'girl' popped back into Sokka's male form. He walked over to Aang.
"Why the hell did you take pictures of girl-me standing over a drooling, nose-bleeding Zuko?"
"...Blackmail!"
"Wait, why aren't you unconcious?"
"..."
The airbender disappeared in a swirl of wind.
"Huh, where did he go?"
"SOKKA!"
Three female voices echoed in unison from the North Garden.
"YOU ARE DEAD!"
Well, shit.
He paled rapidly, attempted to run away (Toph quickly trapped him in some rock), and cowered in fear before the mighty wraths of angry women.
THE END