Mastercontrol Presents
"Sewer Brawl"
(i do not own Digimon or Conker's Bad fur Day, MC and Enforcermon are mine though.)
Today, Davis and Co. are to meet up with Treasure hunter Extordinare, Marco "MC" Tsubasa and his Digimon partner, Enforcermon.
their mission, assist him in finding AncientGreymon's crown somwhere underneth the Digital world's sewer system.
As they went deeper into the caverns a foul scent wavered in the air.
"Ew! Davis! was that you?" asked Yolei
"Yolei, if that was me, you wouldn't be breathing at all." he replied.
"True...but somthing stinks!" said Cody.
"Hurry, the treasure is just around this corner," said MC
Enforcermon, planning ahead, gave everyone gas masks.
as they continued onward, they came across a stone door with strange writting on it.
MC quickly desiphered the language.
"Defeat the creature, a gate will open, one wrong move, forever broken."
when he finished reading. the door opened.
as they went inside, the smell got even worse but they pressed onward.
they came onto a large pond of thick brown sludge.
"that better not be what i think it is?" asked Yolei.
"yup, shit..." said Enforcermon.
"well, here's the gate, but where's the creature?" said Davis
Suddenly the ground began to shake!
(Play "the great mighty poo" theme")
A mass of crap came to life before them, it cleared it's throat and began to sing, Davis noticed the crown on it's head.
I am the Great Mighty Poo,
And i'm going to throw my shit at you!
A huge supply of Tish,
Comes from my chocolate Starfish.
How about some scat you little twats!
"hit the deck!" M.C said as he and others dodged the creature's attacks
Hawkmon and Enforcermon retalliated.
HAWK BEAM!
ENFORCER WAVE!
both attacks hit dead on!
RARRRRG!
The Blob roared in pain, then began to sing again.
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
you don't seem to know which creek your in,
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear,
How do you think i keep this lovely grin?
(flashes a smile)
Have some more caviar!
"it's on!" said Veemon.
Veemon Digivolve to: ExVeemon!
Enforcermon Digivolve to: Breakermon!
Armadillomon Digivolve to: Ankylomon!
Hawkmon Digivolve to: Aquilamon!
VEE LASER!
CLAW STORM!
BLAST RINGS!
HAMMER TAIL!
All attacks hit it but all it did was make it mad!
"Ah Crap!" Yolei said.
"Pun not intended!" said Cody.
RARRRGGG!
The beast sang once more,
Now i'm Really getting Rather mad,
you're like a Iggly, Tiggly, Shitty, little tag nut.
When i've knocked you out with all my bab, i'm going to take your heads and ram them up my butt!
Yolei: your butt?
My butt!
Yolei: your butt?
I said my butt, my butt, My Butttttt!
as his voice got higher, the gate's barrier began to crack!
"ExVeemon, grab the crown, i'll head for the gate!" said MC as he headed for the gate.
As MC headed for the gate, ExVeemon ramed his horn in the shit monster's Eye.
The crown fell from it's head and Davis caught it.
the creature enraged, began to raise it's singing voice.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
the barrier shattered, revealing the gate and a lever.
Thinking fast, Cody ran to MC and pulled it.
"AHH! you cursed brats! look what you've done! i'm flushing! i'm flushing! oh what a world! who ever thought that a group of cute little kids would destroy my beautifull Claginess!..." it said as it was sucked down the drain, never to return.
"well that's what i call a bowel movement!" said ExVeemon.
(Fart)
THE END
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