The Master's Opinion on Pairings

by calcudoku

Based on the Percy Jackson version. Everyone has an opinion on the pairings of the Buffyverse, but the Master's opinion matters the most. Why? Coz he's the Master, of course! No disrespect to any shippers of any of the pairings.

1. Bangel

A/N: This fanfic is loosely based on "Krono's Opinion on Shippings" in the PJO section, but instead of PJO, it's the Buffyverse. :D

Disclaimer: I am not Joss Whedon. I do not own any of the Buffy characters.

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Bangel:

"So this is apparently the 'Golden Couple', the IT couple, blah blah blah. Bangel is just a bunch of crap! "When I kiss you, I want to die!" How is that epic, let alone OTP material?

"Lemme break it down to you. Buffy Summers is just a dumb blonde party pooper with a bunch of extra-large toothpicks. So what, vampires suck a little blood, demons want to end the world? It doesn't really concern you. SO MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

"Angel is just like Buffy, except a guy, a vampire, dark-haired, and uses up much more hair gel. He's all like, "Demons are bad, blah blah blah." Well, news flash, genius. YOU ARE ONE. And he follows Buffy around like a little lost puppy. And then he's like, "Puppies are bad, kittens are better, blah, blah, blah." Well, okay, he didn't say that, but he must have at least thought it. What have the poor puppies ever done to you?" *cries*

"Personally, I think he was better without the soul. But I don't like Bangelus either.

"So if you like cradle snatchers (Coz Angel is like, 200, and Buffy is only 16) and defeaters of mega-awesome vampire clan masters (Thaaaaaaaaaaat's me!) hooking up, then I guess Bangel is for you."